Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[fatboy18]

hidetheelephants said:

Stop press; a weird snail has been found in a London garden. Its shell spirals widdershins or something and boffins are cockahoop about it.

Sounds like a Slow news story to me!

[Vitorio]

Morning all

Again, not much too report, ive been mostly occupied with work/girlfriend business

[McAndy]

fatboy18 said:

V6Pushfit said:

V6Pushfit said:

McAndy said:

Hi. I had my new phone delivered today. I opened the box. It was missing its charger. I've had a refund and now the waiting for delivery starts anew, having just reordered.

*sigh*

Stick to the 2-way radio. Repeat 2-way. It's a trap do not turn the phone on.

Are you receiving? Need to know how long you water will last? Over

10.4, What's your 20? 10.10

42. Roger roger. Over.

(Capitalisation. The difference between acknowledging your radio call and, well, buggery.)

[Bomma220]

fatboy18 said:

Sounds like a Slow news story to me!

Vitorio said:

Morning all

Again, not much too report, ive been mostly occupied with work/girlfriend business

How are things going with New Girl chap? Keeping you on your toes is she?

[Bomma220]

McAndy said:

42. Roger roger. Over.

(Capitalisation. The difference between acknowledging your radio call and, well, buggery.)

I got buggered by capitalisation once. Bloody useless accountant

Roger and Over. Out. No, wait - Victor and Out. Roger that. Oh bugger...

[anonymous-user]

Vitorio said:

Morning all

mostly occupied with work/girlfriend business

Do you run a dating agency?

[Vitorio]

Bomma220 said:

How are things going with New Girl chap? Keeping you on your toes is she?

Not so much on my toes as in a state of near permanent exhaustion

Things are really nice, quite a shock how nice a relationship can be after nearly 8 years of slow decline from "allright" to "when does the hurting stop?"

[Bomma220]

Good stuff Vittie.

Right, I'm off to take the old dog out. Been another clown sighting in the area - here though it's probably just one of the locals wandering around lost. Rum lot of buggers they are. I'll take the Remy with me anyhow.

[fatboy18]

Bomma220 said:

Good stuff Vittie.

Right, I'm off to take the old dog out. Been another clown sighting in the area - here though it's probably just one of the locals wandering around lost. Rum lot of buggers they are. I'll take the Remy with me anyhow.

Got a Chainsaw if you want to borrow it

[anonymous-user]

All I say say is Doug and Dinsdale Piranha

I'll leave it there

[Iva Barchetta]

The day is almost over and I've hardly participated at all.....

[Bomma220]

Harry 'Snapper' Organs?

[fatboy18]

Just ordered new shoes

[Iva Barchetta]

Where's "Impasse" gone ,not posted in about 3 weeks ?.....

He's a stalwart.

[Bomma220]

Iva Barchetta said:

Where's "Impasse" gone ,not posted in about 3 weeks ?.....

He's a stalwart.

Maybe he's on holiday? Anyhow, here's a Stalwart picture for you chap:

[Iva Barchetta]

New series of Wheeler dealers on Quest.

Brewer has bought a Lamborghini.

He keeps mentioning it being Lamborghini 50th anniversary.

Must've been filmed in 2013,as I visited the Lamborghini anniversary

road trip at Forte Dei Marmi on the Italian Med in May of that year.

This post was supposed to be last night when the battery lost all volts.

[Iva Barchetta]

Bomma220 said:

Iva Barchetta said:

Where's "Impasse" gone ,not posted in about 3 weeks ?.....

He's a stalwart.

Maybe he's on holiday? Anyhow, here's a Stalwart picture for you chap:

He usually goes somewhere better than Wales.

Who goes to Wales in October for 3 weeks ?

(Inferring that Wales has no broadband)

[X5TUU]

Back in Heathrow T5, the aspire lounge is full so I have been demoted to sitting in the Wetherspoons ... some decent views though so no need to panic everyone

[Bomma220]

Given they have no broadband chap, we'll have to rely on the old school stuff:

Click

Hello any callsign.

This is Trivial Pelican Two Two.

Any callsign, do you read?

Over.

Click.

[X5TUU]

Receiving bravo bravo whiskey

Inbound pelican mia

Over