Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Just read that Heathrow 3rd runway has got the green light.

It's all kicked off in the "Heathrow expansion" thread.

Wave goodbye to Harlington, Sipson and Harmondsworth villages......probably.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Edited for the sake of covering up dementia.

Who am I again?
You are a free man................or possibly a number.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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I've not caught anything for a while now. My nephew caught a nice pike on saturday, about 14 pounds at a guess. The pike, not him. He's about six foot one.

The dog caught a rabbit yesterday? Around 47 kilos. She's big for a female, bloody fast too. Faster than the rabbit anyhow. Big ears too.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Bomma220 said:
I've not caught anything for a while now. My nephew caught a nice pike on saturday, about 14 pounds at a guess. The pike, not him. He's about six foot one.

The dog caught a rabbit yesterday? Around 47 kilos. She's big for a female, bloody fast too. Faster than the rabbit anyhow. Big ears too.
Has anyone told Noddy?

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Bomma220 said:
The pike
I had something to unlock that nearby on Saturday. Found them in the field at the bottom of the road.

Had gone yesterday morning, bit annoyed really as I wanted the driveway done & Mrs Jim AK wanted some pegs & heather!furious

ApOrbital

9,960 posts

118 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Ffs no one watching the towers you lot are slacking SLACKING i tell thee back up we go.



Next time this happens i will let the dogs off the lesh.


Under stand.

64 10 80 under over out in the bunker.

Foxtrot oscar.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Looks like the dementia is catching it's not just Bommas bones.

Gentlemen I think we need 'medical' assistance

NURSE!!!!!

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

150 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Yes? It's OK, you can relax. I'm fully medically trained.

Well, I saw Casualty. Once. It was about some bird who tripped over and embedded the broken handle of her badmington racquet through her throat. STrange but true. So, if it's an emergency laryngectomy* you need, I'm yer man.

And I've got my own nursey uniform, too.



errrrrrm..... *whistles*..... too much information?

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

150 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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* possibly not an actual word

ChemicalChaos

10,390 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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I shudder at the thought of Nik in a Nursy outfit


Apparently, the Rudge-Whitworth Club badge (a red hand inside a yellow spoked wheel) on my old Trialmaster jacket looks like some sort of Marxist/Communist/Trade Union group logo - according to the bloke who pointed at it and asked me if I was a socialist

Edited by ChemicalChaos on Tuesday 25th October 18:51

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Nurse Nick eh? Never seen a nurse with and inch of stubble and reeking of feta and ouzo before. Good chap bring some along.

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

150 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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w-e-e-e-l-l, OK then. For the right money, you can choose the outfit. Never let it be said that I don't give value for money

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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I have a step nephew, if such a relation exists ,that's a nurse.

He thinks he Doctor Kildare.

More like Doctor Fox......laugh

FailHere

779 posts

152 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
I shudder at the thought of Nik in a Nursy outfit


Apparently, the Rudge-Whitworth Club badge (a red hand inside a yellow spoked wheel) on my old Trialmaster jacket looks like some sort of Marxist/Communist/Trade Union group logo - according to the bloke who pointed at it and asked me if I was a socialist

Edited by ChemicalChaos on Tuesday 25th October 18:51
I hope you advised him that you are considering becoming a vintage champagne socialist

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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"Fail here" failed to prevent the thread from falling to the floor of page 1....tongue out

I'm going to get 2 new Uniroyal Rainsport 3s stuck on the Fiat.

I bought 2 tyres soon after getting it and have worn them out through driving 35,000+ miles on them.

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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coopedup said:
Who is this Bomma chap? smile

And yes, I shall make sure it is catching hehe
I think I'd better change hotel on Thursday! smile

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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The "drinks at DD's " sound way too scary for a wimp like me.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Just read that Heathrow 3rd runway has got the green light.

It's all kicked off in the "Heathrow expansion" thread.

Wave goodbye to Harlington, Sipson and Harmondsworth villages......probably.
Just seen a map of what the 3rd runway will look like and Harlington might survive but Longford

looks in peril.

I used to deliver parcels in that area, nearly 20 years ago and once in Longford, a Concorde took off.

wowzers that was LOUD.

Longford is at the western end of the runway.

leglessAlex

5,447 posts

141 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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As if the expansion will ever actually happen, no one in this country has the balls or ability to force it though. Heathrow needs one more and both Stansted and Gatwick need two more each. CdG, Frankfurt and Schiphol are laughing at us...

Why not come along to DD's and show your face Iva? I don't know if I can make it but if I do it'll only be for an hour or so.

DickyC

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49,733 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Funeral in Newcastle. Didn't want to go in the Skoda of Shame and don't trust the Jag. Mrs C's eighteen year old SLK to the rescue. It didn't even blink. 620 miles round trip at nigh on 37 mpg. That beats the Sarf of France a few years ago when it returned 34 mpg. What a car. You'd think that spending most of its life going up and down to the shops with an occasional Italian tune-up by your correspondent it might object to six hundred miles in two days. Nope, it didn't miss a beat.
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