Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)
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Mrs da Greek just had an operation to reverse a cataract. It was in the eye that's had a paralysed pupil from birth so I've only ever seen her with a pin-prick sized pupil, David Bowie style. Now it's the same size as the other one and she looks distinctly weird. Even more so as the "subsidiary" pupil where her iris was torn by a childhood incident involving a lolly-stick 'laccy band catapult is now invisible due to the relaxed iris. It's like, I've got used to her looking like a malfunction from Westworld for the past thirty years and now she looks like a normal human. I'm confused. Can't tell if she's real or not 
Nik da Greek said:
Mrs da Greek just had an operation to reverse a cataract. It was in the eye that's had a paralysed pupil from birth so I've only ever seen her with a pin-prick sized pupil, David Bowie style. Now it's the same size as the other one and she looks distinctly weird. Even more so as the "subsidiary" pupil where her iris was torn by a childhood incident involving a lolly-stick 'laccy band catapult is now invisible due to the relaxed iris. It's like, I've got used to her looking like a malfunction from Westworld for the past thirty years and now she looks like a normal human. I'm confused. Can't tell if she's real or not
Poke her in the eye to find out.coopedup said:
V6Pushfit said:
Just had a Sunderland Breakfast. It's the gastric equivalent to a Glasgow Kiss.
I will never need to eat again
Shame you couldn't make it last night chap, was a good one!I will never need to eat again
V6Pushfit said:
I'm on A1 but doesn't sound like you're A1 yet! Yes it would have been good I'll make the next one and arrange around it....
It was certainly interesting to have a ECG in the back of an ambulance at Waterloo station before the event and feel like a t
t having passed out and had a fit on a packed train!!
nearly died today . paramedics sorted me out and i am now back home 
just needed to share that with somebody . this is my fifth visit to A&E this year , plus narrowly avoided a head on crash , two operations . i am not remotely religious or superstitious but i am a lucky little fecker this year. plus i got to perv at some nurses again
just needed to share that with somebody . this is my fifth visit to A&E this year , plus narrowly avoided a head on crash , two operations . i am not remotely religious or superstitious but i am a lucky little fecker this year. plus i got to perv at some nurses again 
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