Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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fatboy18

18,954 posts

212 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
LiamB said:
Sorry to hear that buddy, been there recently myself and it isn't nice at all.

Looks like I'm in!
Welcome Liam. You'll fit in well have you been transferred here?
Anyway to bring to up to date, it's our duty to get out of here so there's the tunnel I mentioned and also a glider. So if you can either dig or fabricate a fuselage out of toilet rolls you'll be very welcome.

Ps Iva will cheer up after a bit of dancing, we sneaked a gramophone off one of the guards so if you wouldn't mind donning a bit of lipstick he's in the west tower. We'll provide a cork just in case he gets up to his old tricks.
Does LiamB know about that fkin Pelican yet? I think we should send it down that tunneL, Then rebuild Bob the Boulder and block it off!

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Buenas Dias chaps

Vittie just tell everyone who'll listen to sod off. Leave it a couple of days and then make life friends with anyone who is not offended. You have to be your own man you can't be pushed around and dictated to by everyone or there'll nothing of Vittie left.

Edited by V6Pushfit on Monday 5th December 15:42
I know mate, its one of the mistakes i made with the ex, let her dictate too much for me, so in the end i wasnt running my own life save for a few small details here and there. Im sticking to my own pace with the new girl, and she understands and respects that, she just gets a bit "passionate" (hehe) about stuff some times.

GOG440 said:
My ex used to do this.
she couldnt understand why I wouldnt drop everything to go sort out her problems.
She never quite got the idea that her problems are her problems not my problems. It did bite me in the arse though when she decided that she would rather move back to her mums 250 miles away than cope on her own
Aye, i do understand the annoyance, and if i were a less balanced bloke myself, the ex would piss me off greatly with her behaviour, but ive learned not to let people push me into feeling bad with insignificant tosh. In fact, the car ramblings the ex sometimes sees fit to bestow upon me are more entertainment then anything, as i in no way, shape or form feel responsible for helping her out. (she had the cambelt down on her focus last month, as she was terrified it might snap, being well overdue. The shop proceeded to hand the job to an apprentice, who promptly screwed it up and had valves meet pistons, resulting in a full head re-build hehe)

Im pushing the boundary out, and ill get to a healthy point there, it just causes some frustration sometimes, which is to be expected.








Anyway, on to more entertaining stories. Last night i had my first car breakdown. After work i took the bus to the GF, and from there we would take her car to her family for saint nic's (dec 5th is when us dutchies do gift giving rather then christmas). Her car (a ratty little 1.0 polo 6n) managed to make it a good 7-8 miles before suddenly losing all power on the motorway. We managed to coast to an upcoming exit and made it all the way to a parking bay in front of the burger king at the services.

We hadnt eaten yet, so while rescue was on the way we had a burger and fries. Upon rescue arriving we found out that a) the screw in tow-loop on the lowly polo was nowhere to be found and b) the tow rope the rescue party had brought wasnt fit to tow a pram.. cue new tow rope attached to suspension arm, followed by a tow to my place, some of it on the motorway eek

Upon arrival at my place the battery in the polo was utterly dead, so we decided to leave it there rather then continue the night time tow to her family (her dad has a pretty nice workshop, so would be the best place for fixing), switched to my car and ended up there only a few hours later then planned hehe

Prognosis is either ignition or fuel, as it cranks over dutifully, it just doesnt fire.

DickyC

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49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Ps Iva will cheer up after a bit of dancing, we sneaked a gramophone off one of the guards so if you wouldn't mind donning a bit of lipstick he's in the west tower. We'll provide a cork just in case he gets up to his old tricks.
To be fair he cheered up enormously during Mrs Brassington's naturist blackberrying phase. This was before she discovered the exquisite pleasures of joyriding the sails of the windmill, of course. Perhaps we should alert her to winter hedgerow foraging. For iva's sake.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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Someone has posted a Christmas card through the letterbox for the dog. Not mention of us, just the dog!

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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My first one was from the accountant, the second form the Indian takeaway.

Says it all really

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
My first one was from the accountant, the second form the Indian takeaway.

Says it all really
One card from someone who really counts, and another from your Naan.

Sounds like a result.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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Justayellowbadge said:
One card from someone who really counts, and another from your Naan.

Sounds like a result.
That's actually very good

Bomma220

14,495 posts

126 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
My first one was from the accountant

Says it all really
Watch him, the bugger'll charge you for it one way or another.

I'm off to the B&L, see if Frank wants any help decorating the tree this year.

If he does, I'll take the dog for a walk instead.

cirian75

4,263 posts

234 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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I have a habit of making drunken amazon purchases around 1am on Saturday mornings.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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cirian75 said:
I have a habit of making drunken amazon purchases around 1am on Saturday mornings.
Can you get an inflatable Thai bride on Amazon?

cirian75

4,263 posts

234 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
cirian75 said:
I have a habit of making drunken amazon purchases around 1am on Saturday mornings.
Can you get an inflatable Thai bride on Amazon?
No, but I assume you have tried.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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cirian75 said:
No, but I assume you have tried.
oops is it that obvious?

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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I'm gobsmacked, on thursday I sent off my stuff for a passport renewal and it arrives TODAY! That's a day slower then it took me to get a new driving license a couple of years ago when I lost it.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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ambuletz said:
I'm gobsmacked, on thursday I sent off my stuff for a passport renewal and it arrives TODAY! That's a day slower then it took me to get a new driving license a couple of years ago when I lost it.
They can be quite quick. I applied for my first one ever and after the interview it arrived 3 days later.

DickyC

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49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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Morningside said:
They can be quite quick. I applied for my first one ever and after the interview it arrived 3 days later.
Did they do the old 'Good Passport Official, Bad Passport Official' routine?

Jim AK

4,029 posts

125 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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DickyC said:
Did they do the old 'Good Passport Official, Bad Passport Official' routine?
Did they let you have one in the end Dicky? Fair few here wouldn't qualify imo! biglaugh

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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Mine expires in June and I'm not renewing = no more road trips.

Can't even go to Le Mans as it expires too early in the month.....frownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrown

Bomma220

14,495 posts

126 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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That reminds me, must check mine. Planning a trip to the Isle of Man in the new year, can't be too careful what with all this bloody Brexout business.

Don't want to end up stuck there...

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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On celebrity antiques hunt,they're driving a Trident née TVR.

A bit ugly,no wonder it flopped.
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