Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Iva Barchetta]

I once woke up in the curtains.

Someone told me to pull myself together. ..

[Jim AK]

LiamB said:

I wish I knew but I simply don't.. I am going to blame the dog he was probably using me as a bed at one point..

And I'm a landscape Gardner (mainly for a sheikh.. long story) so the hours die down in the winter months and the boss has let me have the last couple of weeks off

About to leave for Basildon now though, the car is finally ready but is throwing up some codes I hope is just a sensor.. good luck with the Jag

Could have been the dog was fighting with that fking Pelican!

I have work overload right now, driver to 2 Powerfully built types for my sins!

Thanks for the wishes. bd thing has thrown an ABS light, probably just needs driving....... I hope

Basildon?..... Don't turn right there, the locals will have your wheels as your waiting to do it!

[Iva Barchetta]

Turn right in Basildon and you'll find yourself in Canvey Island.

I know stuff.....

[anonymous-user]

I'm just being tag teamed to destruction. Oh well each to their own, good old PH.

Anyway moving on - whose for a quick one in the Fly and Gusset?

[Iva Barchetta]

I've just been barred from the Fly and Gusset for exposing my bottom to the Russian bar maid.

[anonymous-user]

You were lucky, 'Shes' a bloke - Iva Nopussi. Maybe a relative? - dangerous ground there chap when you've got your back to him let alone with your strides around your ankles.
I have left a cork in the front bush if you need it next time.

[Morningside]

Just had an egg roll. Hope I don't get bird flu.

[Iva Barchetta]

V6Pushfit said:

You were lucky, 'Shes' a bloke - Iva Nopussi. Maybe a relative? - dangerous ground there chap when you've got your back to him let alone with your strides around your ankles.
I have left a cork in the front bush if you need it next time.

See,you got that wrong.

It WAS Ivan but she is now Iva Newpuszky

You've not been in there lately have you ?

[anonymous-user]

Don't you disagree with me as well I'm having enough trouble already!

I went there last pre op but I had heard theres something nasty in a pickle jar on the shelf behind the optics so you're probably right.

[DickyC]

Iva Barchetta said:

Turn right in Basildon and you'll find yourself in Canvey Island.

I know stuff.....

Pop up to Canvey Island for me, can you, Iva? It's to pay homage by proxy to Dr Feelgood.

Thinks: Must watch Oil City Confidential again.

[PoleDriver]

I thought I'd try and assemble a supercomputer today!

[DickyC]

PoleDriver said:

I thought I'd try and assemble a supercomputer today!

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."

[Jim AK]

V6Pushfit said:

I had heard theres something nasty in a pickle jar on the shelf behind the optics.

Oh Christ.......... You mean they're not 2 picked eggs & a Gherkin?

[PoleDriver]

DickyC said:

PoleDriver said:

I thought I'd try and assemble a supercomputer today!

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."

[hidetheelephants]

When is it due to develop self-awareness and is it wired to any form of ballistic missile system?

ION; my employers still have winXP on the laptops at work. FML.

[Iva Barchetta]

There'll be trouble if that ^^^^ computer says no...

[PoleDriver]

It just told me to call it H.A.L.! Should I be worried?

[Iva Barchetta]

Turn it off and on again,it'll be fine...

[PoleDriver]

I've cut its main cortex and half the system is on my desk at work, disconnected, the two laptops are in my bag, sleeping! I think I've stopped its desire for world domination!

[anonymous-user]

Jim AK said:

V6Pushfit said:

I had heard theres something nasty in a pickle jar on the shelf behind the optics.

Oh Christ.......... You mean they're not 2 picked eggs & a Gherkin?

You didn't did you?