Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Iva Barchetta]

fatboy18 said:

, Dodge also enjoyed a few morsels too

Is your dog named Dodge too ?

I have a female friend with cats named Dodge and Chevy.

There used to be 2 more with car names which I've forgotten.

Big of a late start foe my ft week...Soz....

[DickyC]

Iva Barchetta said:

Big of a late start foe my ft week...Soz....

Soz... zled?

[Iva Barchetta]

DickyC said:

Soz... zled?

Hipster lingo for sorry.

I'm on the turn and drier than a week in Dubai.

Soz.

[hidetheelephants]

V6Pushfit said:

Got car loaded and delivered. But of a game but done.
Trailer hitch is too low so the rear trailer wheels are off the ground when it's not loaded how the heck haven't I noticed that in 16 years of ownership?? If the towball is raised the rear of the trailer is half an inch off the ground so at some stage I'll have to lower the wheels
I literally have not noticed anything wrong EVER - and I get paid to 'notice' defects!

I might as well give up now

Are the trailer's suspenders ok? If the rubber in them goes off bad things happen.

fatboy18 said:

The aeroplanes are fine, its the CAA and the Elfs

Lazy elves, we need elves with a better work ethic.

Iva Barchetta said:

I have a female friend with cats named Dodge and Chevy.

There used to be 2 more with car names which I've forgotten.

De Soto? Packard? Pierce Arrow? Simplex La-France? Buick would be a good cat name although I'm not sure about Pontiac.

[anonymous-user]

The rubbers are ok, but the trailing arms are on splines and a previous owner must have set the rear ones high to get a very low racing car on. I need to pull them off and rotate to get them lower.

[DickyC]

V6Pushfit said:

The rubbers are ok, but the trailing arms are on splines and a previous owner must have set the rear ones high to get a very low racing car on. I need to pull them off and rotate to get them lower.

We do that with Justin at work.

[hidetheelephants]

Does Justin have adjustable splines in his knees? Or he's suitable for use as a flatbed trailer?

The cook appears to be losing his grip on reality, he's started baking scones, but using bread dough. It's not normal. I wouldn't mind but they are inedible even plastered with butter.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

We do that with Justin at work.

Is he a puller?

[DickyC]

He just droops a bit around four in the afternoon. He's okay after we re-set all his limbs. His splines will remain in reasonable condition for several more years if we're careful.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

He just droops a bit around four in the afternoon. He's okay after we re-set all his limbs. His splines will remain in reasonable condition for several more years if we're careful.

Do you tell him to wind his neck in?

[DickyC]

V6Pushfit said:

Do you tell him to wind his neck in?

We've found that if we leave his hydraulic fluid level just a teensy bit low, he can't pump his neck out very far anyway.

[fatboy18]

Iva Barchetta said:

fatboy18 said:

, Dodge also enjoyed a few morsels too

Is your dog named Dodge too ?

Yes

[anonymous-user]

The eyes of Satan

[DickyC]

So, let's get this straight:

Battert has two glass eyes and Dodge the Dog has Satan's eyes.

Does Satan have Dodge's eyes?

[Jim AK]

DickyC said:

So, let's get this straight:

Battert has two glass eyes and Dodge the Dog has Satan's eyes.

Does Satan have Dodge's eyes?

But what of Penrose' eyes?

Though I'm not sure anyone has or would want to find out.

fking Pelican

[Mr Roper]

DickyC said:

No, not, 'goodbye cruel world.' What is it?

Oh, yes. I'm going to Tesco.

[fatboy18]

Jim AK said:

DickyC said:

So, let's get this straight:

Battert has two glass eyes and Dodge the Dog has Satan's eyes.

Does Satan have Dodge's eyes?

But what of Penrose' eyes?

Though I'm not sure anyone has or would want to find out.

fking Pelican

Watching Sky News this morning, they are having an anti plastic campaign. Im wondering if Penrose has eaten too much of it!

You should see the amount of plastic crap on India's beaches, their population clearly don't give a fk about destroying this earth!

[wst]

Why are ladies' shoes so loud? This office sounds like the bleedin' grand national.

[anonymous-user]

Ladies?

[Iva Barchetta]

hidetheelephants said:

De Soto? Packard? Pierce Arrow? Simplex La-France? Buick would be a good cat name although I'm not sure about Pontiac.

I think one might have been Scooby but not sure.

She has their ashes in boxes on the mantle piece.

She also took in her partners parents 2 Burmese cats when they emigrated to Oz.

Didn't like them but both of them have died since anyhoo.