Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)
Discussion
V6Pushfit said:
Apparently Bomma is on the embalming fluid so things are looking up
Good news. So good it reminded me of:Door-to-door salesman: "So no one in your family uses cosmetics?"
Eddy Munster: "Grandpa uses preservative."
Salesman: "Is that to keep young?"
Eddy: "No, it's just to keep."
DickyC said:
Good news. So good it reminded me of:
Door-to-door salesman: "So no one in your family uses cosmetics?"
Eddy Munster: "Grandpa uses preservative."
Salesman: "Is that to keep young?"
Eddy: "No, it's just to keep."
Is that the grandpa who answered the door to a dolly bird who said 'I'm your 90th birthday present from your mates and I'm here to give you super sex'Door-to-door salesman: "So no one in your family uses cosmetics?"
Eddy Munster: "Grandpa uses preservative."
Salesman: "Is that to keep young?"
Eddy: "No, it's just to keep."
He replied.....
.......
I'm not much good any more on the sex side of things so I'll just have the soup please.
DickyC said:
Look, I'm concerned about the lyrics of R. Dean Taylor's 1968 chart hit Gotta See Jane. In particular:
Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane
Surely her name would be Splish Splash not Jane.
Maybe Jane is the Ward Officer at the mental institution where Splish Splash is incarcerated. He has to see Jane to get an appointment......Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane
Surely her name would be Splish Splash not Jane.
Windshield wipers splishing splashing
Calling out her name
Just gotta see Jane
That big girl with the key to the door of my love
Because she's insane
Edited by V6Pushfit on Saturday 18th February 08:45
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