Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)
Discussion
Oh, dear. The Towers has accidentally been awarded a Michelin Star. The switchboard has been jammed all morning with lunch enquiries. Well, the phone on the desk in Reception keeps ringing anyway. What on earth shall we do? We could try and blag it I suppose. There's some of last night's game pie left over and two packets of Vesta Prawn Curry. That'll do, won't it?
DickyC said:
Oh, dear. The Towers has accidentally been awarded a Michelin Star. The switchboard has been jammed all morning with lunch enquiries. Well, the phone on the desk in Reception keeps ringing anyway. What on earth shall we do? We could try and blag it I suppose. There's some of last night's game pie left over and two packets of Vesta Prawn Curry. That'll do, won't it?
You have the basis of a possible mulligatawny soup there; there's a bottle of tabasco in the snug left over from tequila night, if Battert's secret stash of Heinz Big Soup is intact we're cooking with gas.DickyC said:
Oh, dear. The Towers has accidentally been awarded a Michelin Star. The switchboard has been jammed all morning with lunch enquiries. Well, the phone on the desk in Reception keeps ringing anyway. What on earth shall we do? We could try and blag it I suppose. There's some of last night's game pie left over and two packets of Vesta Prawn Curry. That'll do, won't it?
I've got some Angels Delight I could rustle up for Desert to help with the menu? If we copy that place I dined at in November near Guildford that hasn't changed its menu since 1976 we might be onto a winner. Mulligatawny soup and Angel Delight! We're in with a shout.
Oh, hang on. Some of these people may be a bit sophisticated. I know! There's a bag of Twiglets left over from Christmas. It was opened but Mrs B folded the bag over with a clothes peg. They'll be fine.
Should I ring the Food Critic of the Trivton Herald?
Oh, hang on. Some of these people may be a bit sophisticated. I know! There's a bag of Twiglets left over from Christmas. It was opened but Mrs B folded the bag over with a clothes peg. They'll be fine.
Should I ring the Food Critic of the Trivton Herald?
Jim AK said:
You seen the price of that stuff?
I need a brushfull for a piece of Aluminium on wheelhouse about 6 inches square.
Il just under & top coat it twice a season!!
Funny you should mention it.. I just got back having paid £12 for some of Halfrauds' finest.I need a brushfull for a piece of Aluminium on wheelhouse about 6 inches square.
Il just under & top coat it twice a season!!
Now heading back to Halfrauds to get some of the paint that I just also ran out of
Planning. Something that happens to other people 
Nik da Greek said:
Funny you should mention it.. I just got back having paid £12 for some of Halfrauds' finest.
Now heading back to Halfrauds to get some of the paint that I just also ran out of Planning. Something that happens to other people
Ummm.Now heading back to Halfrauds to get some of the paint that I just also ran out of
Planning. Something that happens to other people Today's top tip.
Perfect planning prevents piss poor performance!
HtH
Woo. Two days off - in a row! Mucho stuff to the tip, particularly the ruins of the old patio doors and offending brickwork alteration plus more than half the old decking that was standing in the way of progress. Borrowed an elderly smiley face Transit from work and yesterday loaded it right up. It took nearly all day. How's that for efficiency and whatnot?
"Sorry, sir," said the guardian of the tip, "I'm going to have to turn you away. That is a commercial vehicle over two metres in height."
"Sigh."
Drove home, drove the Jag to step daughter #2's house, borrowed her A4 estate, drove home and today made five trips to and fro the tip.
Together we'll save the planet.
"Sorry, sir," said the guardian of the tip, "I'm going to have to turn you away. That is a commercial vehicle over two metres in height."
"Sigh."
Drove home, drove the Jag to step daughter #2's house, borrowed her A4 estate, drove home and today made five trips to and fro the tip.
Together we'll save the planet.
DickyC said:
Woo. Two days off - in a row! Mucho stuff to the tip, particularly the ruins of the old patio doors and offending brickwork alteration plus more than half the old decking that was standing in the way of progress. Borrowed an elderly smiley face Transit from work and yesterday loaded it right up. It took nearly all day. How's that for efficiency and whatnot?
"Sorry, sir," said the guardian of the tip, "I'm going to have to turn you away. That is a commercial vehicle over two metres in height."
"Sigh."
Drove home, drove the Jag to step daughter #2's house, borrowed her A4 estate, drove home and today made five trips to and fro the tip.
Together we'll save the planet.
And they wonder why Fly Tipping is on the increase "Sorry, sir," said the guardian of the tip, "I'm going to have to turn you away. That is a commercial vehicle over two metres in height."
"Sigh."
Drove home, drove the Jag to step daughter #2's house, borrowed her A4 estate, drove home and today made five trips to and fro the tip.
Together we'll save the planet.
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