Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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allegerita

253 posts

198 months

Monday 20th February 2017
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I have a 1959 Ford Anglia. With Irvin parachute seat belts.

TheChampers

4,093 posts

139 months

Monday 20th February 2017
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allegerita said:
I have a 1959 Ford Anglia. With Irvin parachute seat belts.
Please tell me it's sky blue; my Dad's friend Tommy Pitt had a sky blue Ford Anglia in the late sixties/early seventies which I remember from when we used to go and visit him before he moved back to Fife. After that he had a bright blue Fiat 126.

DickyC

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49,835 posts

199 months

Monday 20th February 2017
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allegerita said:
I have a 1959 Ford Anglia. With Irvin parachute seat belts.
It was a strange mixture of bad and good luck. Had I been strapped in, Tim sitting behind me almost certainly wouldn't have been and all the injuries would have been different. Are your Anglia's Irvin belts all round or just in the front? Stylish, either way.

DickyC

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49,835 posts

199 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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I wonder what Kim Jong Trump is up to today.

allegerita

253 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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DickyC said:
It was a strange mixture of bad and good luck. Had I been strapped in, Tim sitting behind me almost certainly wouldn't have been and all the injuries would have been different. Are your Anglia's Irvin belts all round or just in the front? Stylish, either way.
I am sure seat belts all around would have been an outraguous thought if you were going to spec your Ford in 1959. To answer your question: only in the front.

allegerita

253 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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TheChampers said:
Please tell me it's sky blue; my Dad's friend Tommy Pitt had a sky blue Ford Anglia in the late sixties/early seventies which I remember from when we used to go and visit him before he moved back to Fife. After that he had a bright blue Fiat 126.
I think Ford created 100s of names for all their hues of blues. This is mine, I have added some photoshopping for comic relief, and my son behind the wheel. A far cry from what PixerPusher and the likes can achieve but you get the idea.


hidetheelephants

24,545 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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DickyC said:
We have all had knocks on the head, haven't we?

paperbag
I thought you'd never ask!
[clears throat]

It was a few years ago now, but I attempted to kill myself with a hydraulic jack; it was part of a test rig for a prototype, I was minding my own business pumping the thing up to pressure when the bloody thing sprang apart and launched the hydraulic cylinder skywards in a graceful parabola which was brought to an abrupt halt by the hose drawing taut, at which point the bugger swung down and clocked me on the noggin. I suddenly felt rather unwell and there was claret everywhere, given the weight of the cylinder and the impressive lump left I'm surprised I wasn't knocked out. I got a ride in an ambulance, an x-ray proving I have a brain, 3 stitches and a half-day off for my troubles.

In true H&S stable door closing fashion, a safety cage was hastily constructed around the test rig and I was banned from doing such things without the presence of an adult.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Tuesday 21st February 08:20

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Kitchen Extractor Hoods are my worst one for injuring my head, I have rubber pads on the corner of mine to stop it stabbing me when being near the bloody thing!

McAndy

12,503 posts

178 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Hockey balls and sticks for me. Expolins e lit.

Bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Morning all. I have no recollection at all of the accident that led to my bash on the bonce.
I do recall chatting to Horatio Nelson in the back of an ambulance and discussing Tottenham's league prospects with a lobster in the A&E department but that's about it. I woke up about eight days later.

I'm going to see about a rebate on the time I've lost. Perhaps see if I can get a week in Cyprus between May & June by way of a refund, I'll see what happens.

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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I have just remembered another little incident I had several years past, I was on a motorcycling holiday traveling down to Greece across Europe. we had driven into Yugoslavia and was somewhere south of Zagreb, there was a new section of motorway and a toll station, I got off my bike removed my helmet stepped back, tripped over the buckles on my belstaff waterproof trousers and fell backwards hitting the back of my head on the new armco barriers, knocking my self unconscious, I woke up two days later in a Hospital having no idea how I got there! The others who were with me looked after my bike and belongings! Think that was back in 79 or 80!

Robbo 27

3,654 posts

100 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Sat on the back step of a bread van once fell off and banged my head on the road.

Stood behind a new golfer trying to get their swing right, damn 1 iron came back over his left shoulder and hit me on the side of the head.

Never sit or stand, too dangerous.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Sorry I'm in a meeting

allegerita

253 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Every once in a few winters we have something that you call black ice I think. Basically rain on frozen pavements. It had snowed the night before so I carefully went out to pick the my newspaper from the mailbox, but the 2 biggest of the 3 neighbour’s sons where waiting to catch me and “pepper me in”, and Dutch variant of battering someone in the snow. All 3 sons play rugby and field hockey, and do body building for pleasure so any close contact seemed not a good perspective. My only chance was to turn around and run back to the front door as fast as I could but alas, friction (or rather: the lack of) caught me and I fell. While touching the ground I broke a couple of fingers but as “they probably won’t do anything to it in the hospital” I decided to make some splints myself and continue my life. It happened maybe 15 years ago but a couple of fingers are still oddly twisted.

Bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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There's a thing, since the accident I keep having a strange dream:

I'm with the chap who was driving the car at the time, except we're in a plane. He's flying it, and it crashes into a river.

Odd really, he's never flown a plane in his life.

Probably explains why he keeps crashing the bugger I suppose.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
Sorry I'm in a meeting
Can I keep sending you dozens of pointless email links so that you have to look at your phone?

Even worse when it has a vibrate function worse than the IT Crowd.

That's what people do to me

ali_kat

31,993 posts

222 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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DickyC said:
If only Bomma was here, we could compare knocks on the head we've had.

We have all had knocks on the head, haven't we?

paperbag
Bomma220 said:
Christ, did you hear that bang? What the fk was that?

wavey
Spooky!!! They do say if you talk about the devil he'll appear.... scratchchin

biglaugh

Good to see you back smile

I got hit in the face at the age of 4 by a baby in a swing, does that count? It was one of those ones worth the high back & sides, made out of metal.

Bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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fatboy18 said:
Very pleased to see you Posting again,but take it easy, computer screens are not good for the eyes in long periods.
Best wishes going forward thumbup
Thanks Fatboy. I've been telling Mrs B I need to take things a bit easier for years, at least I've got medical evidence now! beer


Bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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ali_kat said:
Spooky!!! They do say if you talk about the devil he'll appear.... scratchchin

biglaugh

Good to see you back smile

I got hit in the face at the age of 4 by a baby in a swing, does that count? It was one of those ones worth the high back & sides, made out of metal.
Thanks Ali wavey

I'm sure that'd count, sounds nasty. A metal baby with a high back?

CubanPete

3,630 posts

189 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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I've just used up a bic pen.

There is something about this I find very rewarding. I also find the fact I find it so pleasing a bit strange.
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