Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

McAndy

12,444 posts

177 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Bomma220 said:
Marvellous verse indeed. Shame so many of those values seem to have disappeared.

I wonder what today's equivalent might be?

'Can't be arsed.

Innit tho' bruv'

grumpy
Don't get me started. soapbox

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Spent the last 45mins on the phone with Barclays Premier (and subsequently Barclaycard) when they rang me about changes to their investment banking and also then about why I keep being sent great rates and offers but cant accept them ... and its apparently because when I was a student and had a platinum barclaycard and fell behind (being a poor student with awful money management skills) for a few months before settling it all in full with a loan I "breached their T&Cs of usage" ... OK I get that, but surely when youve remained a customer of their sister bank and progressed to their Premier tier and maintain good accounts (and credit files) the situation is obviously different to some 15yrs previous!

Or if you have full life long rules, stop sending my stuff!!

Anyway, never mind ... life is too short!!

I have the joy of a train ride to that there London later so am preparing for the wonderment of such a journey!

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Cycled to the bank this morning to depoist some money. I noticed as I was unlocking my bike that someone had put stickers on all the bike rails written in marker pen saying 'massage 07XXXXXXXXX'. lolwhat.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Has Battert sent the table cloths for sand blasting again without asking permission to do so ?
Something's different round here.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
ambuletz said:
Cycled to the bank this morning to depoist some money. I noticed as I was unlocking my bike that someone had put stickers on all the bike rails written in marker pen saying 'massage 07XXXXXXXXX'. lolwhat.
Have you tried the number yet to see what the score is?

I guess it's somebody's version of frozen sausages.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Anyhow, strange thing.. My dog ate a bit of banana this morning.

Had her from a puppy, she's 8 now. Never shown the slightest bit of interest in bananas until today confused:


lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Veggie dog.

Stranger things have happened.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
lucido grigio said:
Veggie dog.

Stranger things have happened.
Definitely not a veggie old chap. Unless they've started chasing rabbits across fields, catching them and eating the buggers raw...

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Oh and Motorsport News news,there is none,still not arrived.

I sense a strongly worded email.

Might cancel my subscription......moan

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Who did we hire to hand out the leaflets for the TT recruitment drive ?

Just found the whole box of them discarded in a Bush,like cheap prawn.

Not happy.....irked

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,733 posts

198 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
Is there an opening for a thread about bodges you've witnessed?





I mean...

I mean...

Yes, that's a bit of Blu-Tack.

Saints presoyve us.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
The marks on it where levered up are a bit special too.

Those chrome sill covers are bit naff nowadays.

I've still got the ones I removed from the Cos.

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,733 posts

198 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
You could wear them as medallions.

Oh, you do?

Quite right too.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
quotequote all
I can't believe that the Fast n Furious band wagon is now on 8.

Adverts for the release of the latest barely believable car packed fun film on tv.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
Bomma220 said:
ambuletz said:
Cycled to the bank this morning to depoist some money. I noticed as I was unlocking my bike that someone had put stickers on all the bike rails written in marker pen saying 'massage 07XXXXXXXXX'. lolwhat.
Have you tried the number yet to see what the score is?

I guess it's somebody's version of frozen sausages.
Aha

So thats why I keep getting messages asking if I can help with a bit of 'pumping' and do I do 'chaining up'

I bet its the tax man


DickyC

Original Poster:

49,733 posts

198 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
V6Pushfit said:
But that's not the point. You see the manure is only on the weeds not the geraniums in Brussels. Its the UKIP win win over the shrinking violets.
Have you considered moving away from English Garden analogies to explain Brexit to Mrs Pushfit?

Try her with:

The big stick of Europe meets the custard pie of Britain.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
lucido grigio said:
I can't believe that the Fast n Furious band wagon is now on 8.

Adverts for the release of the latest barely believable car packed fun film on tv.
I just heard on the radio that there's a chase involving a Nuclear powered submarine. Really? Really? REALLY??

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
Our shower's playing up a bit. It still works, just not as well as it should. I've just had a chat with Mrs B about it.

Her: 'What's the score with this shower business then?'

'Not sure, it might need a new pump. I need to have a proper look at it.'

'Is it a big job if the pump needs changing?'

'No, not really. Probably take me a couple of hours or so I guess. Depends if I can find a direct replacement or I might have to alter the pipework a bit.'

'Oh, that's good. You might as well re-tile the bathroom and fit a new suite whilst you're about it then.'

grumpy

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
james_tigerwoods said:
lucido grigio said:
I can't believe that the Fast n Furious band wagon is now on 8.

Adverts for the release of the latest barely believable car packed fun film on tv.
I just heard on the radio that there's a chase involving a Nuclear powered submarine. Really? Really? REALLY??
Really ?

That's hilarious...biglaugh

Won't be paying to go and see it ,haven't for any of the other 7 either and will probably avoid it on tv

in 3 years time too.....paperbag

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Friday 31st March 2017
quotequote all
lucido grigio said:
james_tigerwoods said:
lucido grigio said:
I can't believe that the Fast n Furious band wagon is now on 8.

Adverts for the release of the latest barely believable car packed fun film on tv.
I just heard on the radio that there's a chase involving a Nuclear powered submarine. Really? Really? REALLY??
Really ?

That's hilarious...biglaugh

Won't be paying to go and see it ,haven't for any of the other 7 either and will probably avoid it on tv

in 3 years time too.....paperbag
I've just read this:

Utterly bonkers plot said:
There is an arctic chase involving ski-doos, armoured vehicles, an orange Lamborghini and, get this, a submarine. Too fast too amphibious
TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED