Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[coopedup]

DickyC said:

Fell out of bed. Bloody awful business. Hell of a shock. Banged my head and all sorts. Haven't done that since I was a child. I'll have Battert fit cot sides to my bed.

Ooops! I wish agencies had the decency to at least let you know if you have not been successful in a job application rather than just leave you hanging in the wind
Back to searching..........

[Bomma220]

I banged my head getting into bed once. In Cyprus it was, if that makes any difference.

It's documented in my ARI register. (Absinthe Related Incidents)

[anonymous-user]

No milk in the house and very little food. I'm on my own this morning.

I have actually hand picked all the raisins out of the Alpen and eaten them

There are desperate times gentlemen

[anonymous-user]

....and this new PH format is useless on a mobile.

Really useless

1. bringbacktheoldformat

[lucido grigio]

Where's the April fool ?

He's just logged in......

Sodding Jehovah's witnesses woke me up.

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

No milk in the house and very little food. I'm on my own this morning.

I have actually hand picked all the raisins out of the Alpen and eaten them

There are desperate times gentlemen

I found myself in a similar situation a couple of weeks ago. I had to pick all the hot dogs out of a jar.

[lucido grigio]

Who remembers when April fool jokes were treated as a bit of fun ?

Half the posts on the PH attempt at a joke are people moaning about the website problems.

Why can't people just not be so angry ?

So depressing.....

Don't get me started on other issues I currently have.

[lucido grigio]

I only turned the laptop back on to look something else up.

Completely forgotten what that was.

Just seen that DC's manor is gridlocked due to the M4 closed all weekend, he's probably stuck in a jam somewhere.

Someone's having a worse weekend than I am.

[Bomma220]

Jam? I thought it's marmalade he has a penchant for?

Maybe we should nickname him Paddington?

[DickyC]

As it happens I carefully picked an RX8 out of the ready-to-go cars and returned it to its anxious owner.

Crossing a deserted M4 is odd. You occasionally see it empty in one direction after an accident but I can't recall seeing it bare both ways.

[DickyC]

No conserves were spoiled on the telling of this anecdote.

[hidetheelephants]

What about The Jam? Paul Weller's a grumpy old man these days.

[Bomma220]

I met Paul Weller in a pub in Shoreditch some years back. Not by design, we just happened to be there at the same time.

I'd always thought he was full of angst but he did seem a very relaxed and nice chap. Maybe I just caught him on a good day.

I've always been a Jam and Style Council fan, one of my favourites here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdl8hE07sYE

[DickyC]

The M4 at half past six on a Saturday.





It wasn't really closed, it was a very unkind April Fool joke by the Highways Department.

[lucido grigio]

Croydon excels itself again in the news.

Youths kick the crap out of a 17 yo Kurdish boy.

Scum of the earth.

Why does ecumenical replace scum on auto correct ?

[jas xjr]

lucido grigio said:

Where's the April fool ?

He's just logged in......

Sodding Jehovah's witnesses woke me up.

i had some of these idiots wake me up when i was working nights. i told them i am a sikh , therefore a warrior . i said lets have a fight andthe loser has to adopt the religion of the victor.
never had one call since , i must be on some sort of list

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

The M4 at half past six on a Saturday.





It wasn't really closed, it was a very unkind April Fool joke by the Highways Department.

2468 nonMotorway

[lucido grigio]

The long and winding empty road.

[DickyC]

lucido grigio said:

The long and winding empty road.

Unlike the A4 through Newbury which was a bit busier than usual.

[DickyC]

Right, what's next?

Later we will be discussing the use of national colours in car paint schemes but for now we have to content ourselves with a bit of DIY.