Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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DickyC

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49,731 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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There are some paper hats in a box under the stage at the scout hut.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Given the circumstances, I'm sure the WI would be willing to help out with some sandwiches and cake...

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Morning all i'm going to jordan next year wooooohooooooooo.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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That's a long time is there still a waiting list?

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
That's a long time is there still a waiting list?
For Jordan? I'd imagine there would be, she does seem to attract quite a number of fellas. Personally, I'd be off in the opposite direction. Sharpish.

DickyC

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49,731 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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That would cheer you up, wouldn't it? To discover you were a disparaging sentence or two in the twenty third part of her autobiography.

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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DickyC said:
"You're not from the States? But you speak English so well."
hehe Gotta get a bit of success somewhere FFS!

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Jim AK said:
Thank you very much always nice to hear positive comment.

The hull, blue bit, is an old Ship`s lifeboat circa 1900/1910 apparently, superstructure that`s white top bits is oak under steel. Originally had wooden topside, under steel now to give an authentic boaty vibe in the cabin! It was converted to a cruiser in the 1950`s somewhere near Huntingdon.

Me & a pal Little Pete, Petit Pedro to his friends, spent 5 years rebuilding it inside & out. Hate to think what it cost me! Pre Mrs Jim AK so nobody was counting.

If your mate wants any pointers, feel free to PM me.

As regards Penrose, I think he should be banned from smoking it will make his feathers yellow! Would quite like to see him go up against a Heron actually.
Interesting stuff there Jim, amazing how much history a boat can have! Thanks for your offer, I think the chap's mulling it all over at the mo. He does tend to do things on a whim (he bought a Yamaha R1 a couple of years back, he's only been out on it twice!) but I think he's approaching the boat thing with a bit more caution.

Never noticed any discolouration on Penrose, he does tend to only smoke when he has a drink. I don't think a heron would last long against him though...

DickyC

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49,731 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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We had a heron as a regular visitor years ago when we had a pond. He used the pond as a fast food outlet. Both the heron and pond have gone now. A bloke came down on two consecutive evenings with a pick up truck, numerous brand new plastic dustbins and several family members to remove the fish. All but the four oldest and biggest fish survived the trip from Newbury along the M4 to their new home near Cardiff. The younger fish were, it has to said, a bit dim and were not in the least put out by the interruption to their daily routine.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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On a different note I wonder how our Boat Show Boy is getting on with the 'Lay- deee'

DickyC

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198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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One of the reasons the pond had to go was it was eight inches out of level from one end to the other. Annoyed the bejayzus out of me. It was the previous owner's masterpiece. Kin hopeless at DIY he was, but the pond was his masterpiece.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Just given an opinion on another thread to do with a strange memorial thing and it jogged my memory as to what I know about memorials... sod all but

a bit, as I bumped into the Top Dog of the War Graves chaps in Cairo Airport bar in 2007. We both got totally hammered and nearly missed our plane which led to a somewhat difficult altercation with Cairo Security whose x ray of my case showed

1. The biggest pair of bolt croppers I could fit in
2. Some 'rocks'
3. Some padlocks
4. A cordless drill
6. Every piece of measuring equipment known to man
7. Four batteries for the drill


Added to this there were, crucially, tickets to The Great Pyramid for every day of my stay.

Oops. What's that funny smell....

They told me I could only take 2 batteries on the plane. That was it. Phew.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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coopedup said:
On the plus side for my 50th next year my folks are sending me on holiday, possibly to New York as I keep banging on about wanting to go. When there I plan to hit as many nice bars as possible and see where a posh Public school accent leads me hehe
A kilt and a Glasgow accent get you everywhere!

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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DickyC said:
One of the reasons the pond had to go was it was eight inches out of level from one end to the other. Annoyed the bejayzus out of me. It was the previous owner's masterpiece. Kin hopeless at DIY he was, but the pond was his masterpiece.
Couldn't you have just put more water in at one end? That's how they make the slopes suitable for water skiing so it should have been fine for a garden pond.

DickyC

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Sunday 25th September 2016
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Impasse said:
Couldn't you have just put more water in at one end? That's how they make the slopes suitable for water skiing so it should have been fine for a garden pond.
When I asked in B&Q if they had any sloping water they directed me to Odd Bins.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Impasse said:
Couldn't you have just put more water in at one end? That's how they make the slopes suitable for water skiing so it should have been fine for a garden pond.
Were you ever tempted to fill it with jelly mix?

DickyC

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49,731 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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We offered to fill it with baked beans for a photo shoot but there no takers. Been done already, apparently.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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DickyC said:
That would cheer you up, wouldn't it? To discover you were a disparaging sentence or two in the twenty third part of her autobiography.
I'm currently reading volume 21 ,it's fascinating.

Peter Andre recommended I read it, when I bumped into him in the Slag and Lettuce.

Anyone got a non sticky paged copy of V 22 ?

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
I'm currently reading volume 21 ,it's fascinating.

Peter Andre recommended I read it, when I bumped into him in the Slag and Lettuce.

Anyone got a non sticky paged copy of V 22 ?
The Verger tells me there are about a quarter of a million unread copies waiting to be pulped in a warehouse behind the Prostitute & Pecker.
If you can get hold of one I've no doubt V6 can arrange for it to be laminated.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 25th September 2016
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Morganna Robinson is fit ,has a nice face but not when she screws it up for her

excellent impersonations.
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