Travellers.......
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Tony Angelino said:
What I want to know is how come all the lasses, and I do mean all, have absolutely massive wangers? They don't generally appear fale and I wouldn't have thought they would have gone in for that either, but they are all absolutely tremendous.
Are you sure you are using the correct slang there?the internet said:
"Wanger"
Penis Cock
Another way of saying a penis.
You find their "wangers" absolutely tremendous? Penis Cock
Another way of saying a penis.
Ok, whatever floats your boat... But Keith Lemon would call them "Bangers" I believe
I can offer two "stories" about travellers on farmers land that have come from fairly reliable sources....
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.
The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the st from the downdraft.
From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the s
t from the downdraft.From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
Oceanic said:
I can offer two "stories" about travellers on farmers land that have come from fairly reliable sources....
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you fkers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.
The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the st from the downdraft.
From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
All three of those instances would quite easily see you end up in prison yourself. The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the s
t from the downdraft.From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
EarlOfHazard said:
I agree that it's an issue. I think I'm right in saying that if the travellers were generally hippy types, who didn't cause trouble and just wanted to camp for a while, people would be more tolerant.
I don't know how the government would solve the problem. A lot go back to Ireland for holidays each year, perhaps remove their passports and prevent access to the UK? Surely legal issues around this though...
well looks like there could be some unexpected benefits from Brexit I don't know how the government would solve the problem. A lot go back to Ireland for holidays each year, perhaps remove their passports and prevent access to the UK? Surely legal issues around this though...
Evanivitch said:
All three of those instances would quite easily see you end up in prison yourself.
The shooting of dogs in rural areas is common. One of our farmer neighbours almost does it as sport if townies or day trippers wind him up. Local police are not interested. Farmer just says they were worrying sheep. Shoegrip said:
The shooting of dogs in rural areas is common. One of our farmer neighbours almost does it as sport if townies or day trippers wind him up. Local police are not interested. Farmer just says they were worrying sheep.
I'm well aware of this, but shooting a dog at point blank is a) obvious wound and b) in front of witnesses makes it an easy visit for the locals fire arms officer. Shoegrip said:
The shooting of dogs in rural areas is common. One of our farmer neighbours almost does it as sport if townies or day trippers wind him up. Local police are not interested. Farmer just says they were worrying sheep.
He sounds like he's on a pretty similar level on the tnuc scale as the travellers.Oceanic said:
I can offer two "stories" about travellers on farmers land that have come from fairly reliable sources....
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you fkers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.
The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the st from the downdraft.
From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
Where abouts in Somerset did this take place ?The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the s
t from the downdraft.From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
Oceanic said:
I can offer two "stories" about travellers on farmers land that have come from fairly reliable sources....
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you fkers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.
The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the st from the downdraft.
From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
I suggest your sources are not reliable. The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the s
t from the downdraft.From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
Evanivitch said:
All three of those instances would quite easily see you end up in prison yourself.
I can totally understand the first two instances I mentioned (if true) however what I did was legal, I was on my own property taking photos of crimes being committed on land owned the community. Evanivitch said:
Oceanic said:
I can offer two "stories" about travellers on farmers land that have come from fairly reliable sources....
The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you fkers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.
The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the st from the downdraft.
From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
All three of those instances would quite easily see you end up in prison yourself. The first one from Somerset where the farmer asked them to leave on day one and they didn't, he returned on the second day with his gun and asked again and they refused. He shot their dog at almost point blank range and killed it and said "you f
kers are next" in his best Somerset accent. They were gone the next morning.The second story was more local to where I am from and they buggers refused to move, so the landowner flew his private 12 seat chopper over their camp at night very close to the deck and managed to blow away quite a lot of the s
t from the downdraft.From a personal experience we had them in a playing field across the road from us once, I had a pretty good telephoto lens on my camera so would take photos of them breaking the law such as them defecating on the playing field, I'd send the photos to the local police and copy in my local MP and the council showing the crimes being committed and this got things moving pretty quickly in terms of eviction.
We've had not one, but two visits from these delightful scamps recently, in our green and leafy part of London. Queue the usual slanging matches of the local forums between those that recognise them for the scum they are and our usual six figure salaried lefties calling people out as racists.
I laughed the most when one contributor said that people were being unfair tarring all travellers with the same brush, when BOTH our infestations ended up with rubbish being dumped all over local parks and feral children running amok. Presumably we can, on balance, add defecating to the list to make the Traveller Triple Trinity....
http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5...
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http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5...
I laughed the most when one contributor said that people were being unfair tarring all travellers with the same brush, when BOTH our infestations ended up with rubbish being dumped all over local parks and feral children running amok. Presumably we can, on balance, add defecating to the list to make the Traveller Triple Trinity....
http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5...
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http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5...
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