Small talk at the barbers...

Small talk at the barbers...

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AdamIndy

1,661 posts

104 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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ash73 said:
The girl who cuts my hair is gorgeous, she can chat about whatever she likes smile
yes

I know my hair choppers fiance's dad so a bit of chat comes from that. She is actually quite intelligent too so actual conversation isn't difficult.

The other girl who works in there is a car girl, she has a corsa though so I don't talk to her.laugh

wibble cb

3,603 posts

207 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I made the mistake of using a local barber that was keen on expanding their services, they didn't only cut hair, they bundled it with a hand massage, so the conversation was mainly about why anyone would want a hand massage and a haircut.....

I didn't partake of the massage.....

My usual barber is a lovely lady who is suitably chatty about the weather,holidays, new restaurants in the area (I used to live there, but am not the other side of Toronto) and anything else in between,

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

216 months

CR6ZZ

1,313 posts

145 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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My son is a barber and he cuts my hair. We talk about all sorts of things. Hardly see him otherwise...

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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"Something for the weekend Sir?"

MikeT66

2,680 posts

124 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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motco said:
Yes, and mine! Legs to her armpits and hot pants!
'cough'... Er, where do you get your hair cut, motco? I fancy a change from my usual place...

ecsrobin

17,080 posts

165 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I've been going to my barber for around a year, I can walk in they remember who I am exactly how I want my hair and everything about what we've discussed in the past.

We generally talk for half the cut rip the st out of the others in the shop for the rest of the cut, it feels more like an extension of the family than a barbers now and I think all customers feel that way.

so if anyone wants a recommendation for a great barbers in Southampton I can I've one but they're booked up for days in advance.

peterperkins

3,151 posts

242 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I go to a busy hard working Turkish barber in my town.
(Town name withheld to avoid embarrassment!)

We don't talk that much as he has a great feature window looking out near the mkt place. Suffice to say he stops every couple of minutes to watch as a nice looking lady passes by... I swivel the chair and join in, then we smile and carry on. Works for me.. I don't want to chat about drivel when relaxing in the chair, but we do talk about politics, immigration etc etc occasionally.

He does a good wet cut throat shave as well which I enjoy.

55palfers

5,901 posts

164 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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snotrag said:
I'm so sorry I appear to have, rested a boob on your shoulder.
I hate it when that happens

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Doofus said:
Many years ago, I had a chap ask me "So, how do you think City will get on at the weekend then?"

I told him "Well, sterling's down against the dollar, but the ECB update's due next week, so it could be OK.".

That shut him up.
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antspants

2,401 posts

175 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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aka_kerrly said:
That said you do overhear the odd conversation that would probably be better to be having with your doctor than your hairdresser.
My wife is a hairdresser and apparently knows the most intimate details of her customers lives. She has stated that should she ever lose her job then she has the options of therapist or blackmailer to fall back on.

According to her, the "where you've been on your holidays" type questions only tend to be used when you have a first timer to get people talking, or for the really boring people who don't talk back smile

She says once someones been in a couple of times, and you know about their annoying kids, tt of a husband, the affair with Bob next door, upcoming trip to the gynaecologist... there's no need for small talk.

covmutley

3,022 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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:How would you like your hair cut sir?
:In silence please.

danllama

5,728 posts

142 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I just give short and sweet answers, unless i'm in a talkative mood then i'll play along.

soad

32,878 posts

176 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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My "barber" is a lady. She's always telling me how powerfully built I am, and how I am probably banging tons of hot wimmin.

Makes me feel awesome. She gives me a head massage after the hair cut too. wink

putonghua73

615 posts

128 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Barbers? Stylist, if you don't mind. Yes, I do get served a cup of tea / coffee with a thin biscuit by a fairly attractive understudy before I am relived of a considerable sum of money.

When I used to visit her (hair now cut by my girlfriend, sadly to economise pending our house exchange), we generally caught up as I knew about her private life (family, boyfriend, romantic interests, tattoos in interesting places, holiday plans, etc) and she knew about mine. I probably know more [factually] about her than I do some immediate close members of my family and friends!

The only time that my hair was cut in silence, was by a Korean sensei, with whom I had a disagreement about hair style - he wanted to give me a hipster East End flick-over, whilst I pointed out that I have curly hair, and am not a mid-20s Italian homosexual. Didn't go back.

MDMA .

8,884 posts

101 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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55palfers said:
snotrag said:
I'm so sorry I appear to have, rested a boob on your shoulder.
I hate it when that happens
nothing worse than man boobs on your shoulder smile

Goaty Bill 2

3,400 posts

119 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Meet Mr. Remington. My barber.



He's been doing my hair for about 2 years, since his older brother retired after more than a decade of friendly and reliable albeit less than loquacious service.
The current Mr. Remington and I have agreed that it is better that he concentrates on the job at hand rather than striking up random conversations. An arrangement that appears to suit us both, for varying reasons.



vixen1700

22,849 posts

270 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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A very camp gay bloke who is extremely funny cuts my hair.

I often wonder just how offensive he can be at times. hehe


Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I started going to the barbers I use when my boss told me about the rather gorgeous girl who worked there with the whopping boobs on her.

Turns out, she was the owners daughter. But by the time I next needed a haircut, she'd moved on to set up her own shop, back home in Cyprus. Which was a shame, as that's a long and expensive way to go for a haircut.

I do still go to this barber shop though as they are rather good in my opinion, and there's always good chit chat going on and having used them for 6 or 7 years now, they know what I want.

My wife, when she was getting her hair done earlier this year at one of the big expensive chain places, mentioned to the haidresser about our wedding and they very kindly offered that when she went to get her hair done for the wedding, they would cut my hair for free at the same time, which seemed like a decent offer on what would usually be a £30-40 affair according to their price list.

What a load of nonsense that was. OK, my hair did look good at the end of it, but I felt so out of place in there, and you can't relax because there's always two or three other customers with the hairdryer going full blast and some crap loud pop music going on, and of course, as a first timer, the conversation was pretty limited as well.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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No small talk from me where I get my hair cut. I hardly manage to get a word in.

She talks and talks throughout and I just nod gently, so I don't get nipped by the scissors.