How on earth do touchscreens work?

[FredClogs]

This is why I always use my penis, as it's much larger than my finger and thus can store more information.

(The correct answer is above)

[anonymous-user]

FredClogs said:

This is why I always use my penis, as it's much larger than my finger and thus can store more information.

Difficult on the bus though

[Halmyre]

I'm not sure about cutting with my penis, but pasting, well...

[john2443]

Impasse said:

You know when you make a simple mistake when typing and so go back to delete the erroneous letter? Where do all those letter go?

And when windows puts stuff in the recycle bin, where does it recycle to? Does it go into the box that the council collect on alternate Wednesdays or is it an internal thing that collects up the pixels, gives them a clean up and stores them ready for the next doc?

[Adenauer]

wilfandrowlf said:

Adenauer said:

Don't destroy his dreams, it'll be like finding out that Father Christmas isn't real.

WHAT! - Father Christmas isn't real, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh st.

Sorry.

[FredClogs]

V6Pushfit said:

FredClogs said:

This is why I always use my penis, as it's much larger than my finger and thus can store more information.

Difficult on the bus though

If you take the bus you quite frankly deserve everything you get, this is PH man.

[FredClogs]

john2443 said:

Impasse said:

You know when you make a simple mistake when typing and so go back to delete the erroneous letter? Where do all those letter go?

And when windows puts stuff in the recycle bin, where does it recycle to? Does it go into the box that the council collect on alternate Wednesdays or is it an internal thing that collects up the pixels, gives them a clean up and stores them ready for the next doc?

It puts them into special compressed file formats and stores them in the secret bit of your hard drive that only the CIA and MI5 can access.

[garreth64]

It also depends upon when you were born.

I only have 64mb storage in my finger due to my age. People born in the 00s and later are likely to have much more finger storage, likely up to 128gb or more for babies.

In the future they will be able to cut n paste the whole phone into their finger.

[andy_s]

garreth64 said:

It also depends upon when you were born.

I only have 64mb storage in my finger due to my age. People born in the 00s and later are likely to have much more finger storage, likely up to 128gb or more for babies.

In the future they will be able to cut n paste the whole phone into their finger.

660kb C90 tape for me. Bloody kids.

[anonymous-user]

andy_s said:

660kb C90 tape for me. Bloody kids.

is that how much they had?

[Zerotonine]

Halmyre said:

I'm not sure about cutting with my penis, but pasting, well...