its my wifes birthday on saturday - help me find a gift.

[Ambleton]

Huntsman said:

Stop being a sap and put some effort into thinking of something she'd really like or enjoy.

Or get her a pangolin.

A MANDOLIN?

[soad]

Ambleton said:

Huntsman said:

Stop being a sap and put some effort into thinking of something she'd really like or enjoy.

Or get her a pangolin.

A MANDOLIN?

A small mammal.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/37470783

[T70RPM]

This reminds me of a mate of mine from about 20 years ago. His father walked the streets looking for a birthday present for his wife with his mate, and ended up with a pound of sausages and a 'deepest sympathy' card.

[anonymous-user]

T70RPM said:

This reminds me of a mate of mine from about 20 years ago. His father walked the streets looking for a birthday present for his wife with his mate, and ended up with a pound of sausages and a 'deepest sympathy' card.

Jesus was he gone so long she died??

[anonymous-user]

Spam every time.
I buy odd stuff. Like a codd bottle from the town she grew up in or a painting of somewhere we've been - it's all out there.

[Ambleton]

soad said:

A small mammal.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/37470783

Fully aware.... There was a topic recently in the animals great and small section of the forum....

[glenrobbo]

Get her four candles, some plugs and some O's.

A pack of frozen sausages and a mallet.

Some kevlar.

Some polonium.

A nice crocheted doily.

A Peppa Pig cuddly toy.

A Snickers bar.

A packet of three.

Some boil in the bag kippers.

A crusty French stick.

A pair of pink wellies.

A Smith & Wesson pistol and about 100 rounds.

Some Prozac.

A bowl of fish. ( Swimming or ready to eat either will do. )

A hamster complete with all.the accesories.

Pangolin lessons.

A week at the Bear Grylls Survival Centre.

Red thigh length leather boots.

Or you could just use your imagination....

[Ambleton]

As per the "closure" thread should probably update-

I've booked us on a tour/meal for the Weston's cider mill, and a weekend at Puckrup hall hilton hotel and spa. Seemed to go down very well! Going in a few weeks as the next 2 weekends are fully booked with friend/family duties!

We're both very much looking forward to it!

Thanks for all the suggestions!

[Kenty]

Pandora bracelet and a charm, then buy charms for all future birthdays and xmas's , problem solved!

[anonymous-user]

V6Pushfit said:

T70RPM said:

This reminds me of a mate of mine from about 20 years ago. His father walked the streets looking for a birthday present for his wife with his mate, and ended up with a pound of sausages and a 'deepest sympathy' card.

Jesus was he gone so long she died??

[J8 SVG]

Ambleton said:

As per the "closure" thread should probably update-

I've booked us on a tour/meal for the Weston's cider mill, and a weekend at Puckrup hall hilton hotel and spa. Seemed to go down very well! Going in a few weeks as the next 2 weekends are fully booked with friend/family duties!

We're both very much looking forward to it!

Thanks for all the suggestions!

Right next to my girlfriend's parents - Let me know if you need any other pub/eatery recommendations nearby

Interested in Westons review too - planning on going this cider season but nothing booked yet