Greatest post ever on PH?
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Going for a '2 parter' for this one.
1st part is Google [bot]'s cartoon in the Alpha Cabs thread.
2nd part is his answer to the guy asked for an explanation.
Genius. Twisted, warped genius.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
1st part is Google [bot]'s cartoon in the Alpha Cabs thread.
2nd part is his answer to the guy asked for an explanation.
Genius. Twisted, warped genius.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Google [bot] said:
xr287 said:
Google [bot] said:
Someone please explain the reference in here to me, I don't get it at all? Ridiculing me for being a mong is perfectly acceptable but only if accompanied by an adequate description of the picture.- It's outrageous that an advert for a cab company would be like this
- It's outrageous that someone would do that
- The facial expressions are outrageous
- The noise is outrageous
- It doesn't make sense
- It's got more to do with slapping one's girlfriend's face with one's cock than it has taxis
- Bizarrely, it does advertise the company
- Why would anyone say LOL 844444 after slapping their gf's face with their bellend
- It's depraved
- It's rude
- It's irrelevant
- It's outrageous
- It's deep on many technical levels. It's layered, it's made like that
- It's misogynistic
- It could be deemed that the guy over-rules the girl's suggestion from the outset
- It could be deemed that the guy has self-interest and lacks compassion
- In 4 steps it manages to bridge the gap between an intimate moment and a silly face via the media of logistical arrangements, temptation, subservience, abuse, depravity and silly yet accurate quasi-onomatopoeia
- She goes from being happy to disturbed to irrelevant
- His eyes are awesome
- His mouth is awesome
- His bellend is awesome
- HTH
- You mong
- LOL
Matt and his White jeans has to be a contender surely....
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
This is one of my favourites.
Thats not how you pull a shed down................
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Thats not how you pull a shed down................
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Welshbeefs meltdown, specifically the bit that started it all off, "Actually, I'm calling bullst on this post....." http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
W99KSY said:
Matt and his White jeans has to be a contender surely....
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
I have just read that whole thread, absolute fking quality! Impossible to pick just one post though.http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Pixel Pusher said:
Going for a '2 parter' for this one.
1st part is Google [bot]'s cartoon in the Alpha Cabs thread.
2nd part is his answer to the guy asked for an explanation.
Genius. Twisted, warped genius.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Big yes from me, best yet!1st part is Google [bot]'s cartoon in the Alpha Cabs thread.
2nd part is his answer to the guy asked for an explanation.
Genius. Twisted, warped genius.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Google [bot] said:
xr287 said:
Google [bot] said:
Someone please explain the reference in here to me, I don't get it at all? Ridiculing me for being a mong is perfectly acceptable but only if accompanied by an adequate description of the picture.- It's outrageous that an advert for a cab company would be like this
- It's outrageous that someone would do that
- The facial expressions are outrageous
- The noise is outrageous
- It doesn't make sense
- It's got more to do with slapping one's girlfriend's face with one's cock than it has taxis
- Bizarrely, it does advertise the company
- Why would anyone say LOL 844444 after slapping their gf's face with their bellend
- It's depraved
- It's rude
- It's irrelevant
- It's outrageous
- It's deep on many technical levels. It's layered, it's made like that
- It's misogynistic
- It could be deemed that the guy over-rules the girl's suggestion from the outset
- It could be deemed that the guy has self-interest and lacks compassion
- In 4 steps it manages to bridge the gap between an intimate moment and a silly face via the media of logistical arrangements, temptation, subservience, abuse, depravity and silly yet accurate quasi-onomatopoeia
- She goes from being happy to disturbed to irrelevant
- His eyes are awesome
- His mouth is awesome
- His bellend is awesome
- HTH
- You mong
- LOL
Smitters said:
Guaranteed to make your room dustier and evidence that PH is not full to the brim with keyboard warriors, half-terming adolescents and hi-viz clad weekend warriors.
I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
Jesus, that's a tearjerker in a nice way.I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
I sometimes browse through the hatred and bile in the NP&E forum in this website and can't actually remember why I ever liked this site.
And then a thread like that reminds me how brilliant this place can be
Smitters said:
Guaranteed to make your room dustier and evidence that PH is not full to the brim with keyboard warriors, half-terming adolescents and hi-viz clad weekend warriors.
I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
Damn... what's this dust getting in my eyes..I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
Its DMN too.. that guy had a lot of impact on here, god rest his soul.
AdamIndy said:
W99KSY said:
Matt and his White jeans has to be a contender surely....
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
I have just read that whole thread, absolute fking quality! Impossible to pick just one post though.http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
My favourite, and I hope this doesn't belittle the thread at all, was that story of the guy (sorry, I can't remember his name or the thread link) where his brother and his wife were killed in a car crash and he and his wife took in his nephew.
A fabulous read from start to finish (and ongoing) which makes you realise the good in the world.
I believe there was a spin off thread (I think) where he was asking how to introduce his dog to the little lad (which, I think, went just fine).
A fabulous read from start to finish (and ongoing) which makes you realise the good in the world.
I believe there was a spin off thread (I think) where he was asking how to introduce his dog to the little lad (which, I think, went just fine).
That's durbster's Major car accident - what happens next thread.
Let's not forget the comedy gold ChemicalChaos offered on this thread: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
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