Greatest post ever on PH?
Discussion
Some of the early comments on the Jimmy Savile thread were very good.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=107...
"He was a one off.
The world needs more people like him.
Not bad for nearly 85 ."
"Neither funny nor appropriate. I mean a well liked elderly man has died, a man who devoted loads of time to doing charity work he didn't have to do and some of you lots comments are disgusting. Grow up, RIP Sir Jimmy."
"Hope the press are kind. Its an overused term these days, but Sir Jimmy, you were a legend. RIP."
"Jimmy Saville did more in his life than some detractors on here will ever do.
He was a bloody legend and the assholes on here deriding him on are beyond contempt. Have some respect!"
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=107...
"He was a one off.
The world needs more people like him.
Not bad for nearly 85 ."
"Neither funny nor appropriate. I mean a well liked elderly man has died, a man who devoted loads of time to doing charity work he didn't have to do and some of you lots comments are disgusting. Grow up, RIP Sir Jimmy."
"Hope the press are kind. Its an overused term these days, but Sir Jimmy, you were a legend. RIP."
"Jimmy Saville did more in his life than some detractors on here will ever do.
He was a bloody legend and the assholes on here deriding him on are beyond contempt. Have some respect!"
Best post here (not thread) surely has to be...
'I confess to feeling selfconscious when last night's lamb dhansak, chana massala, keema naan and Cobra is struggling its way out and making a lot of fuss while it does, especially when the traps to either side are occupied by chaps who seem to be able to lay one down with barely a splash, but for true embarrassment, you need a hotel room on your first night away with a new cutie...'
'I confess to feeling selfconscious when last night's lamb dhansak, chana massala, keema naan and Cobra is struggling its way out and making a lot of fuss while it does, especially when the traps to either side are occupied by chaps who seem to be able to lay one down with barely a splash, but for true embarrassment, you need a hotel room on your first night away with a new cutie...'
I wish I could find it, but there was the thread once where a bloke was bragging about his sexual exploits and he was particularly proud of the fact he had let his friends shag his girlfriend.
The disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
The disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
blindswelledrat said:
I wish I could find it, but there was the thread once where a bloke was bragging about his sexual exploits and he was particularly proud of the fact he had let his friends shag his girlfriend.
The disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
What the fThe disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
k?I definitely missed that.
Smitters said:
Guaranteed to make your room dustier and evidence that PH is not full to the brim with keyboard warriors, half-terming adolescents and hi-viz clad weekend warriors.
I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
This is awesome.I nominate the following two posts:
Post 1 here: linky 1
then, if you've not simply ended up clicking through the thread, this: linky 2
blindswelledrat said:
I wish I could find it, but there was the thread once where a bloke was bragging about his sexual exploits and he was particularly proud of the fact he had let his friends shag his girlfriend.
The disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
Was this the guy that let a rugby team airtight his missus? But it was okay because he was "bigger than all of them"?The disparity between his pride in this act and the subsequent annihilation he got for being a cuckold was my favourite ever.
Anyone find it?
I want to say stuttgartmetal but I think that might have been some other lurid tale.
Edit:
Maybe in here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Double edit: yep, markelvin, page 12
"In fact it was the G/F's idea, she asked for a group of men to do her, ended up with 15 chaps having a go"
Edited by Oakey on Thursday 6th October 18:48
Oakey said:
Was this the guy that let a rugby team airtight his missus? But it was okay because he was "bigger than all of them"?
I want to say stuttgartmetal but I think that might have been some other lurid tale.
Edit:
Maybe in here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Double edit: yep, markelvin, page 12
"In fact it was the G/F's idea, she asked for a group of men to do her, ended up with 15 chaps having a go"
Edit: Could maybe considered too close to sleuthing.I want to say stuttgartmetal but I think that might have been some other lurid tale.
Edit:
Maybe in here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Double edit: yep, markelvin, page 12
"In fact it was the G/F's idea, she asked for a group of men to do her, ended up with 15 chaps having a go"
Edited by Oakey on Thursday 6th October 18:48
Edited by lambosagogo on Friday 7th October 00:18
This never received the acclaim it deserved. Typically, a thread about children in restaurants turned into a child waving contest, and
rohrl said:
This reminds me of the time that I employed Ferran Adria and Rene Redzepi as private chefs aboard my yacht. It was midway through the 400 course tasting menu when Aloysius (5) and Araminta (3) had finished every mouthful and hadn't said a peep that Ferran and Rene agreed that Cressida and my children were without doubt the most well-behaved either of them had ever encountered and gave them £100 each out of their own pockets. It was good to see that all the money spent on governesses hadn't been wasted.
Ferran made a special black truffle foam for Aloysius and Araminta to share and I was most gratified when both of them agreed that in their opinions the texture would be more honestly described as a mousse than a foam. They immediately summoned the chefs and were firm but fair in delivering a well-deserved dressing-down.
Ferran made a special black truffle foam for Aloysius and Araminta to share and I was most gratified when both of them agreed that in their opinions the texture would be more honestly described as a mousse than a foam. They immediately summoned the chefs and were firm but fair in delivering a well-deserved dressing-down.
Google [bot] said:
This never received the acclaim it deserved. Typically, a thread about children in restaurants turned into a child waving contest, and
That was a good one, the post he was mocking prior to it was a gem too, link to the thread?rohrl said:
This reminds me of the time that I employed Ferran Adria and Rene Redzepi as private chefs aboard my yacht. It was midway through the 400 course tasting menu when Aloysius (5) and Araminta (3) had finished every mouthful and hadn't said a peep that Ferran and Rene agreed that Cressida and my children were without doubt the most well-behaved either of them had ever encountered and gave them £100 each out of their own pockets. It was good to see that all the money spent on governesses hadn't been wasted.
Ferran made a special black truffle foam for Aloysius and Araminta to share and I was most gratified when both of them agreed that in their opinions the texture would be more honestly described as a mousse than a foam. They immediately summoned the chefs and were firm but fair in delivering a well-deserved dressing-down.
Ferran made a special black truffle foam for Aloysius and Araminta to share and I was most gratified when both of them agreed that in their opinions the texture would be more honestly described as a mousse than a foam. They immediately summoned the chefs and were firm but fair in delivering a well-deserved dressing-down.
For a single post, Eric the aviator is right up there for me, unfortunately the original thread has been deleted.
This thread gives it some context
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&a...
Bedford Rascal said:
Kat – Hi, I’m Kat.
Eric the Aviator – Hi.
Kat -Wanna cyber?
Eric the Aviator – Do I want a cyber?
Kat – Yeah.
Eric the Aviator – What’s that then?
Eric the Aviator – Is it an alcoholic drink, like a cider?
Kat - No cyber, you know, talk dirty.
Eric the Aviator – OK
Kat - Oooh I’m so horny baby, real horny.
Kat - I’m just lying here in a really short skirt and bra, it’s so hot…
Kat – Are you horny Eric?
Kat - Are you there?
Eric the Aviator – Yes.
Kat - What are you doing?
Eric the Aviator - I’m talking dirty, as per your suggestion.
Kat - Go on then.
Eric the Aviator - I am already. If you wanted my to type dirty you should have said so. You need to be more specific. I can’t stand inaccuracy, especially when this internet connection is by the minute.
Kat - OK, shall we type dirty?
Eric the Aviator - OK.
Kat - What do you look like? I’m 18, blonde, with 34F breasts and a shaven pussy.
Eric the Aviator - You actually have a bald cat? How does it survive through the winter months?
Kat - Oh, for Christ’s sake, do you want to do this or not?
Eric the Aviator - What?
Kat - Have a dirty MSN chat with me?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I find it difficult to type and masturbate at the same time. Much like the pilot whilst hovering above the ground needs both hands to steady the pitch and yaw of the aircraft.
Kat - Hhhhmmmnn, are you a pilot then Eric? Mmmm, like in Top Gun, that turns me on…
Eric the Aviator - No, I’m actually an accountant. But aviation is an interest of mine.
Kat - Can you pretend to be a pilot for me? That’d really turn me on Eric; I’m getting wet just thinking about you in that uniform.
Eric the Aviator - OK, We’re in the cockpit of a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, a two-seat supersonic long-range all-weather fighter-bomber first produced for the U.S. Navy. The Phantom flew in U.S. service from 1960 to 1996; it also served with the armed forces of eleven other nations. As of 2001, more than 1,000 F-4s remained in service around the world.
Kat - Ooooh, Eric, are you going to take me to heaven and back?
Eric the Aviator - The McDonnell Douglas F4 has a realistic envelope limit of 45,000ft. I doubt heaven will be achievable.
Kat - I always wanted to make love to a pilot. I’m touching my breasts Eric, let’s take to the skies…
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Sorry, I’m just carrying out the pre-flight checks. There appears to be a slight leak from the rudder yaw sensors, I’m going to phone maintainance to check the situation. BRB.
Kat - FFS!
Eric the Aviator - …OK, maintainance have confirmed all is well, I’m taxi-ing out to the runway.
Kat - Oh, Eric, I’ve never been in a fighter before. My trousers are getting wet through.
Eric the Aviator - It’s a G-Suit, not trousers.
Kat - My G-Suit is getting soaked.
Kat - Eric?
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Apologies, I was just breaking off to masturbate. If you recall, I find masturbating and typing difficult. I realised I’ve never been in an F4 before. I haven’t been this hard since I saw a harrier hovering at Farnborough.
Kat - Oooh Eric, I’m reaching round and unbuttoning your suit…
Eric the Aviator - I am elevating flaps to 40 degrees, engines to full power.
Kat - I’m opening my flaps too Eric.
Eric the Aviator - You can not reach the controls from there. We are accelerating down the runway, and begin to liftoff. A wing is a surface used to produce an aerodynamic force normal to the direction of motion by travelling in air or another gaseous medium, facilitating flight. It is a specific form of airfoil.
Kat - Oh Eric we’re flying… Take me! Take me supersonic.
Eric the Aviator - Kat, we have just taken off from Halton in Buckinghamshire. It will be at least on hour before supersonic flight is achievable.
Kat - This is rubbish.
Eric the Aviator - I am afraid I can not flout CAA regulations simply because you wish to have intercourse with me in the cockpit of my aircraft.
Kat - Can we pretend?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I’d like to keep an element of realism.
Kat - OK, I’m climbing around to your seat to straddle you. I’m looking straight into your eyes.
Eric the Aviator - Jesus woman! This is some of the most crowded airspace in europe. Do you not recall the British European Airways Flight 548, a Hawker-Siddeley Trident 1B operated by British European Airways (BEA), crashed two minutes after takeoff from Heathrow Airport, killing all 118 passengers and crew on board. The crash occurred close to the town of Staines in Surrey, United Kingdom, and was until the Lockerbie disaster of 1988 the worst air accident to have occurred on British soil.
Kat – Eric, this isn’t sexy, come on!
Eric the Aviator - I burn thrusters to full reheat ripping through the clouds and out into the blinding sunshine.
Kat - Eric, I always wanted to a pilot! I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit.
Eric the Aviator - They zip, not button.
Kat - I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit, I can feel your hard cock pressing against my pussy…
Eric the Aviator - Under CAA regulation 14323 pets are not allowed in the cockpit of military aircraft.
Kat - I expose my breasts and stroke my nipples softly over your mouth…
Eric the Aviator - I head east out of the North Sea, ripping towards the rising sun.
Kat - I’m touching you now, I can feel your huge dick in my hands, oh Eric, does that feel sexy.
Eric the Aviator - Trimming flaps to 10 degrees I cruise at mach 1.5. I can see the sun shimmering off the ocean below. I knew it was the right decision to be a pilot and not an accountant. If I were an accountant I’d just be sat in my office dreaming of being a pilot, but not here, oh no. I’ve made something of my life. This Dublin boy’s the toast of his community back home, not like his accountant brother.
Kat - Eric, for s sake! Do you want to cyber or not? This isn’t turning me on.
Eric the Aviator - I fly back to base and next I fly The Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, a single-seat, twin-engine jet aircraft designed to provide close air support (CAS) of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets.
Kat - Single seat? Oh off you aviation geek.
Kat - /Kat leaves the room.
Eric the Aviator - No, wait. I’m really hard now. Wait. One experimental two-seat version was built. The Night Adverse Weather aircraft was developed by Fairchild from an A-10 prototype for consideration by the USAF. It included a second seat for a weapons officer responsible for ECM, navigation, and target acquisition.
Eric the Aviator - I swoop through the Vietnam jungle strafing gunfire left and right, the shells spearing left and right in a manner not unlike that of double entry book keeping. I’m flying an A10, Arrgh, SAM lock on!
Eric the Aviator – Kat, fire electronic counter measures, I’m, I’m gonna blow….
Any resemblance to Phers past or present is entirely fictional
The arm belt thread was also good for a laugh.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=196...
This thread gives it some context
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&a...
Bedford Rascal said:
Kat – Hi, I’m Kat.
Eric the Aviator – Hi.
Kat -Wanna cyber?
Eric the Aviator – Do I want a cyber?
Kat – Yeah.
Eric the Aviator – What’s that then?
Eric the Aviator – Is it an alcoholic drink, like a cider?
Kat - No cyber, you know, talk dirty.
Eric the Aviator – OK
Kat - Oooh I’m so horny baby, real horny.
Kat - I’m just lying here in a really short skirt and bra, it’s so hot…
Kat – Are you horny Eric?
Kat - Are you there?
Eric the Aviator – Yes.
Kat - What are you doing?
Eric the Aviator - I’m talking dirty, as per your suggestion.
Kat - Go on then.
Eric the Aviator - I am already. If you wanted my to type dirty you should have said so. You need to be more specific. I can’t stand inaccuracy, especially when this internet connection is by the minute.
Kat - OK, shall we type dirty?
Eric the Aviator - OK.
Kat - What do you look like? I’m 18, blonde, with 34F breasts and a shaven pussy.
Eric the Aviator - You actually have a bald cat? How does it survive through the winter months?
Kat - Oh, for Christ’s sake, do you want to do this or not?
Eric the Aviator - What?
Kat - Have a dirty MSN chat with me?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I find it difficult to type and masturbate at the same time. Much like the pilot whilst hovering above the ground needs both hands to steady the pitch and yaw of the aircraft.
Kat - Hhhhmmmnn, are you a pilot then Eric? Mmmm, like in Top Gun, that turns me on…
Eric the Aviator - No, I’m actually an accountant. But aviation is an interest of mine.
Kat - Can you pretend to be a pilot for me? That’d really turn me on Eric; I’m getting wet just thinking about you in that uniform.
Eric the Aviator - OK, We’re in the cockpit of a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, a two-seat supersonic long-range all-weather fighter-bomber first produced for the U.S. Navy. The Phantom flew in U.S. service from 1960 to 1996; it also served with the armed forces of eleven other nations. As of 2001, more than 1,000 F-4s remained in service around the world.
Kat - Ooooh, Eric, are you going to take me to heaven and back?
Eric the Aviator - The McDonnell Douglas F4 has a realistic envelope limit of 45,000ft. I doubt heaven will be achievable.
Kat - I always wanted to make love to a pilot. I’m touching my breasts Eric, let’s take to the skies…
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Sorry, I’m just carrying out the pre-flight checks. There appears to be a slight leak from the rudder yaw sensors, I’m going to phone maintainance to check the situation. BRB.
Kat - FFS!
Eric the Aviator - …OK, maintainance have confirmed all is well, I’m taxi-ing out to the runway.
Kat - Oh, Eric, I’ve never been in a fighter before. My trousers are getting wet through.
Eric the Aviator - It’s a G-Suit, not trousers.
Kat - My G-Suit is getting soaked.
Kat - Eric?
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Apologies, I was just breaking off to masturbate. If you recall, I find masturbating and typing difficult. I realised I’ve never been in an F4 before. I haven’t been this hard since I saw a harrier hovering at Farnborough.
Kat - Oooh Eric, I’m reaching round and unbuttoning your suit…
Eric the Aviator - I am elevating flaps to 40 degrees, engines to full power.
Kat - I’m opening my flaps too Eric.
Eric the Aviator - You can not reach the controls from there. We are accelerating down the runway, and begin to liftoff. A wing is a surface used to produce an aerodynamic force normal to the direction of motion by travelling in air or another gaseous medium, facilitating flight. It is a specific form of airfoil.
Kat - Oh Eric we’re flying… Take me! Take me supersonic.
Eric the Aviator - Kat, we have just taken off from Halton in Buckinghamshire. It will be at least on hour before supersonic flight is achievable.
Kat - This is rubbish.
Eric the Aviator - I am afraid I can not flout CAA regulations simply because you wish to have intercourse with me in the cockpit of my aircraft.
Kat - Can we pretend?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I’d like to keep an element of realism.
Kat - OK, I’m climbing around to your seat to straddle you. I’m looking straight into your eyes.
Eric the Aviator - Jesus woman! This is some of the most crowded airspace in europe. Do you not recall the British European Airways Flight 548, a Hawker-Siddeley Trident 1B operated by British European Airways (BEA), crashed two minutes after takeoff from Heathrow Airport, killing all 118 passengers and crew on board. The crash occurred close to the town of Staines in Surrey, United Kingdom, and was until the Lockerbie disaster of 1988 the worst air accident to have occurred on British soil.
Kat – Eric, this isn’t sexy, come on!
Eric the Aviator - I burn thrusters to full reheat ripping through the clouds and out into the blinding sunshine.
Kat - Eric, I always wanted to a pilot! I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit.
Eric the Aviator - They zip, not button.
Kat - I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit, I can feel your hard cock pressing against my pussy…
Eric the Aviator - Under CAA regulation 14323 pets are not allowed in the cockpit of military aircraft.
Kat - I expose my breasts and stroke my nipples softly over your mouth…
Eric the Aviator - I head east out of the North Sea, ripping towards the rising sun.
Kat - I’m touching you now, I can feel your huge dick in my hands, oh Eric, does that feel sexy.
Eric the Aviator - Trimming flaps to 10 degrees I cruise at mach 1.5. I can see the sun shimmering off the ocean below. I knew it was the right decision to be a pilot and not an accountant. If I were an accountant I’d just be sat in my office dreaming of being a pilot, but not here, oh no. I’ve made something of my life. This Dublin boy’s the toast of his community back home, not like his accountant brother.
Kat - Eric, for s sake! Do you want to cyber or not? This isn’t turning me on.
Eric the Aviator - I fly back to base and next I fly The Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, a single-seat, twin-engine jet aircraft designed to provide close air support (CAS) of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets.
Kat - Single seat? Oh off you aviation geek.
Kat - /Kat leaves the room.
Eric the Aviator - No, wait. I’m really hard now. Wait. One experimental two-seat version was built. The Night Adverse Weather aircraft was developed by Fairchild from an A-10 prototype for consideration by the USAF. It included a second seat for a weapons officer responsible for ECM, navigation, and target acquisition.
Eric the Aviator - I swoop through the Vietnam jungle strafing gunfire left and right, the shells spearing left and right in a manner not unlike that of double entry book keeping. I’m flying an A10, Arrgh, SAM lock on!
Eric the Aviator – Kat, fire electronic counter measures, I’m, I’m gonna blow….
Any resemblance to Phers past or present is entirely fictional
The arm belt thread was also good for a laugh.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=196...
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