Greatest post ever on PH?

[james_tigerwoods]

Pixel Pusher said:

Silent1 said:

It's welsh you 'tard.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=519297

Shush you lot

[ChemicalChaos]

Flashman's cycle punchup has to be in with a shout

[ZOLLAR]

bigandclever said:

ajcj's bad curry experience still gets me.

This,

I have genuinely looked at it when I've been annoyed and it always has me in fits of giggles.

[Vitorio]

R8Steve said:

The one in which someone furiously defended the corvette guy while making reference to his attack geese was a classic.

Unfortunately deleted now.

Reminds me of Sunnydudes "fat bloke dating advice" thread, which devolved into him bragging about AMG mercs and shagging his girl's mother

[Bluedot]

I just found the "How to troll a dating website......" thread under Legendary Threads..
Had to come back here due to giggling to much in an open plan office.

[xjay1337]

stuartmmcfc said:

"Id like to get to know you" always sticks in my mind.

I agree, one of the best threads I've read since joining!

"really, really get to know you".

[Ste1987]

The "what PH'ers say during sex" thread had potential, until mods...

[mrtwisty]

Mr Snrub said:

The timeline of trying to take the cat to the vet in a Celica was brilliant. Can't find the thread now though.

Linky?

[bigandclever]

mrtwisty said:

Mr Snrub said:

The timeline of trying to take the cat to the vet in a Celica was brilliant. Can't find the thread now though.

Linky?

Credit goes to Mr E from about a hundred years ago ... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[blindswelledrat]

Rosscow said:

I think I agree. His entry onto that thread at that point was one of the best things ever to happen on a forum.
How people can think the phrase "it's welsh you 'tard" is in the same ballpark is beyond me.

[thenetwork]

Lewis Hamilton photoshop thread was 'epic'.

[North West Tom]

xjay1337 said:

stuartmmcfc said:

"Id like to get to know you" always sticks in my mind.

I agree, one of the best threads I've read since joining!

"really, really get to know you".

Link?

[Thankyou4calling]

Bluedot said:

I just found the "How to troll a dating website......" thread under Legendary Threads..
Had to come back here due to giggling to much in an open plan office.

Best thread ever I think.

[xjay1337]

North West Tom said:

xjay1337 said:

stuartmmcfc said:

"Id like to get to know you" always sticks in my mind.

I agree, one of the best threads I've read since joining!

"really, really get to know you".

Link?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1543960&i=780

The1Driver said:

The1Driver
Original Poster:
409 posts
61 months
[report] [news] Sunday 4th October 2015 quote quote all
I'm here kids lol.

Very much alive and not fapping!

Update -

She shows up at the bar about 30 mins after me. And taps me on the shoulder to greet me.

The small talk begins. You know work, life and a little banter.

I'm feeling relaxed... Yes relaxed around her and frustrated. Frustrated because I have no interest in this small talk. So I cut her off mid way and say "... I'd like to get to know you..". She looked puzzled and stated that we're were already doing that.

She clearly didn't understand. So I repeated myself lol. Emphasising the word "know". "I'm flattered. You're an attractive young man. However I don't think the other half would be happy if you stole me from him".

Disappointed yes. But also relieved that I now know what was once unknown. All in all it was an enjoyable evening. Would've been even better if she wasn't so selfish.... On to the next one I guess.

Perhaps I could still sway her..... Who knows. Either all that nervousness I once had around her, is gone!

Edited by xjay1337 on Friday 30th September 13:16

[jesta1865]

shakermikee said:

There's two that spring to my mind.

Help - has my cat been bummed? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

or

Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

i so missed the gist of this thread, but the bummed cat one has me in fits, just as well i am on my own today

[GreatGranny]

Just to quote the OP

"and it's specific POSTS, not general threads we're hoping for"

OP can hope all he wants, as usual on PH it's ignored :-)

[rowley birkin]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[CrutyRammers]

Wacky Racer said:

Haven't got time to find the links atm, but my "Setting myself a challenge" one must be up there.....



Also:-

Winged Horse of chav tat

Cadence clutching

Michael and his proposed pasty shop.



Most overrated and biggest letdown:-

Nazi bunker


(all imo)

Cadence clutching was brilliant.
The one about peeing in the kettle has to be up there.

[R8Steve]

GreatGranny said:

Just to quote the OP

"and it's specific POSTS, not general threads we're hoping for"

OP can hope all he wants, as usual on PH it's ignored :-)

To be fair he edited it to that after most of the replies had been posted.

[Yex 450]

There was one a few years ago when a PH'er suspected his cleaner of relieving herself on his spare bed. Cue a lot of other PH'ers providing quite intricate details of how to install mini webcams etc. along with a classic line:

"Do I take it that your female cleaner, whilst you are out, is setting up and doing the two finger slot rhumba in your spare room?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...