Greatest post ever on PH?

[zarjaz1991]

The "strangled a shark with an eel" post deserves a mention:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gAssing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

JimmyConwayNW said:

I know a guy who runs a printing and sign business. He has been claiming he is getting a range rover for over 10years that I've known/known of him.

He went on holiday to Dubai and claimed someone fell into a water tank at the aquarium with a shark.
She was really fit so he jumped in to save her and strangled a shark with an eel.

Once he said no one would fight him in his home town of sandbach because he was so feared and notorious. To keep on top of his ultra bad persona he then had to show his strength. He knocked out a cow by kicking it in
The balls.

When putting up signs at Knowsley Safari park he was given closed access to the park. Using an l200 truck he was
Doing a few drifts and managed to drift it into a penguin. Chucked the penguin in the back and put it in a bin on the way home.

Loves pretending he is 'dodgy' and likes to give the impression he is a drug dealer. Told the wrong person and the police raided his house

There are far more than that.

[R8Steve]

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

[LordHaveMurci]

R8Steve said:

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Oh my dear God

[Echo66]

The bulldog 3sum still never fails to crack me up. Epic.

[R8Steve]

LordHaveMurci said:

R8Steve said:

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Oh my dear God

I should maybe have put a NSFW warning on that one, it's quite possibly the most disturbing thing i've ever read. Funny though none the less

[LordHaveMurci]

R8Steve said:

I should maybe have put a NSFW warning on that one, it's quite possibly the most disturbing thing i've ever read. Funny though none the less

I was laughing 'til I cried but cringing at the same time

[R8Steve]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

Nominating your own post is surely one for the 'cringe' thread?

[Ste1987]

R8Steve said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

Nominating your own post is surely one for the 'cringe' thread?

(again)

[joestifff]

weeboot said:

bigandclever said:

In the Legendary Threads, er, thread specifically in Men gruntin while in the mens room about a dozen posts down.

I've just re-read it and I'm sat at my desk struggling to maintain composure...

I've had to leave my desk to go and compose myself and dry my eyes!

[Vitorio]

Well, this is my friday afternoon sorted

[blindswelledrat]

Ste1987 said:

R8Steve said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

Nominating your own post is surely one for the 'cringe' thread?

(again)

[coopedup]

The one about the guy viewing a house with his FIL who decides to use the toilet!

[jesta1865]

R8Steve said:

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

oh dear god i am crying with laughter and there are people in the office now, i've had to bite my own hand to stop myself laughing like a hippo on speed.

[stuartmmcfc]

jesta1865 said:

R8Steve said:

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

oh dear god i am crying with laughter and there are people in the office now, i've had to bite my own hand to stop myself laughing like a hippo on speed.

That post is like a car crash you don't want to read it , you try and stop but before you know it you're at the end, scared for life and wiping thetearsaway from your face.

[GreatGranny]

R8Steve said:

To be fair he edited it to that after most of the replies had been posted.

Oops fair point.

Only just noticed he edited it at 12:25

[xjay1337]

R8Steve said:

LordHaveMurci said:

R8Steve said:

What about post 6 in this thread (i can't seem to find the original!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Oh my dear God

I should maybe have put a NSFW warning on that one, it's quite possibly the most disturbing thing i've ever read. Funny though none the less

Hahahahahahahhaahahahah.
Amazing.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

R8Steve said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

Nominating your own post is surely one for the 'cringe' thread?

You're right of course.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Ste1987 said:

R8Steve said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was quite proud of my contribution to this thread on page 1.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=158...

Nominating your own post is surely one for the 'cringe' thread?

(again)

[blearyeyedboy]

shakermikee said:

There's two that spring to my mind.

Help - has my cat been bummed? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

That always makes me laugh out loud. Best one ever, with Jason Plato's efforts a close second.