Who have you p***ed off today?

[Fozziebear]

prand said:

Fozziebear said:

The wife again, trend forming, apparently if we don't talk about my upcoming new job it won't happen.

Ha - my wife too (again!). If we don't talk about the Jag it doesn't exist. If it pops up in conversation it pisses her off all over again (said Jag appeared one day after I bought it on ebay after a few too many beers at a bbq, bought sight unseen. It's currently in a garage on the way to the south of France awaiting recovery back to the UK after breaking down on the A6).

To be honest I'm trying to forget I own it too!

Been there and got the t shirt, it's easier with motorbikes

[HarryFlatters]

My wife, this morning, somehow...

Wife: Did you keep nudging me because I was snoring last night?
Me: Yes *rubs eyes*
Wife: WELL IT'S NOT MY fkING FAULT I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE SO DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME blahblahblahblahblahblahblah....

[Wobbegong]

kowalski655 said:

Wobbegong said:

prand said:

jesta1865 said:

not today, and not me, but the daughter had the raging hump with her fiance a while back, by the evening they weren't talking and we finally coaxed it out of her that she was upset as she had dreamt that he'd had an affair and never said sorry about it.

Ha ha, my wife was in a mood for me for a couple of days about one of those dreams, was hilarious when I found out why I was getting the cold shoulder.

My friend was kicked out by his former fiancée because she had a dream that he was sleeping with someone else. Her reasoning was "How can I ever trust you after seeing that?"

Think he had a lucky escape!

The Mash is on it as usual
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/woman-a...

The scary thing is that her friends were supportive of her decision and backed her social media explanation of the break up

Quite scary to think she is now a GP

[anonymous-user]

Upset RR driver in way to work today . He pulled out of side road onto NSL road, a bit too close. He must have just left home as tell tale 'mist' from exhausts & doing about 40.
Text book overtake performed.
For the next few miles he was so close behind me I could see the red of his eyes!
Suppose I didn't help be slowing when I could to annoy him after that point .