Who have you p***ed off today?
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KAgantua said:
V8A*ndy said:
opieoilman said:
For some reason this morning, my driving onto a dual carriageway upset a couple in a Yeti.
I have no idea what I have done to upset the guy to drive like that.
I have no idea what I have done to upset the guy to drive like that.
Probably nothing personal just Abominable behaviour.
Looking for a parking space on a car park yesterday, the one I found was a little narrow.
Asked the family to get out and while I waited, some scribe pulled into it.
The driver got out giving me a fat grin.
I was a tad annoyed but partly at how slow my family had been to get out.
Anyway, the front passenger got out and started shouting abuse at us and doing a chavvy dance of toughness in front of us, his shell suit bouncing gracefully to the dance.
Amongs the foul mouthed abuse coming from the monkey, I noticed two young children in the back of their car.
Trash.
Asked the family to get out and while I waited, some scribe pulled into it.
The driver got out giving me a fat grin.
I was a tad annoyed but partly at how slow my family had been to get out.
Anyway, the front passenger got out and started shouting abuse at us and doing a chavvy dance of toughness in front of us, his shell suit bouncing gracefully to the dance.
Amongs the foul mouthed abuse coming from the monkey, I noticed two young children in the back of their car.
Trash.
Upset one of the increasing number of bellends who seem to womble their way through their self-obsessed lives, oblivious to the hold-ups they cause. They then get 'offended' if someone 'dares' to bypass them...
On a straight 60mph road. I found myself behind a Nissan Micra (why is it always a Micra, I'm not actually sure they are for outdoor use?) being driven at the dizzy heights of 32mph. There was stuff coming the opposite way, so pulled way back, waited till it was clear, signalled & went past him at a sedate 45mph, signalled and pulled gently back in giving him plenty of room.
There was nothing in sight coming the other way, I didn't cut him up or anything else, but 'Joey Deacon' took great offence to this. Cue much flailing of arms, flashing of lights, wipers coming on and screen wash being emptied over his screen. There was no response to this, other than to get my foot down and leave him as a rapidly diminishing dot in the rear view mirror, as he continued to pootle along at -34mph stil flashing his lights....
On a straight 60mph road. I found myself behind a Nissan Micra (why is it always a Micra, I'm not actually sure they are for outdoor use?) being driven at the dizzy heights of 32mph. There was stuff coming the opposite way, so pulled way back, waited till it was clear, signalled & went past him at a sedate 45mph, signalled and pulled gently back in giving him plenty of room.
There was nothing in sight coming the other way, I didn't cut him up or anything else, but 'Joey Deacon' took great offence to this. Cue much flailing of arms, flashing of lights, wipers coming on and screen wash being emptied over his screen. There was no response to this, other than to get my foot down and leave him as a rapidly diminishing dot in the rear view mirror, as he continued to pootle along at -34mph stil flashing his lights....
I pissed off a woman in the supermarket today. I'd just popped in for a pint of milk and had the correct change in my hand. The supermarket doesn't have self-serve checkouts and at the time (c.10pm) had only one employee on the tills.
I'm a strong believer in treating people how you want to be treated. This woman had two full trolleys of shopping (seriously, how can you manage to cope with two full trolleys by yourself?!) and was just crashing one of them into the belt as I walked up to the till. I politely asked, "excuse me, I'm only wanting to buy this pint of milk and I have the correct change [showed her]. If I give you a hand with your trolleys, do you mind if I nip in front?"
I didn't see anything wrong with this. The woman was well within her rights to say "sorry, I was here first" which would have been rude but understandable. She apparently decided to take offense to my simple question and started calling me "f
king privileged" and "a young ", before saying "some of us have families to feed, so just fk off with your milk."
I shared an exasperated look with the girl at the checkout and decided to go to the nearby cornershop to buy my pint of milk. It cost me 3p extra, the scandal.
When I returned to the supermarket car park a bit later I saw the woman struggling with her two trolleys full of stuff. I was just reaching my car when I heard a clatter and saw one of her trolleys had tipped over, spilling her shopping all over the floor. She called out to me "hey mate, can you help?" Normally I would be happy to give someone in need a hand, but given her previous conduct, I completely ignored her and sat in my car for ten minutes while she retrieved her shopping and loaded her car. As I pulled out of the car park a few seconds before her, she seemed very annoyed as she sat behind me at the traffic lights.
Just to provide some balance, I was at Paddington station a few nights ago waiting for a train. Nipped out to the smoking section just in time to see a lorry driver spill a few cartons of rice. I gave him a hand loading them back in the truck and gave him a hand pulling out onto the busy road.
I'm a strong believer in treating people how you want to be treated. This woman had two full trolleys of shopping (seriously, how can you manage to cope with two full trolleys by yourself?!) and was just crashing one of them into the belt as I walked up to the till. I politely asked, "excuse me, I'm only wanting to buy this pint of milk and I have the correct change [showed her]. If I give you a hand with your trolleys, do you mind if I nip in front?"
I didn't see anything wrong with this. The woman was well within her rights to say "sorry, I was here first" which would have been rude but understandable. She apparently decided to take offense to my simple question and started calling me "f
king privileged" and "a young ", before saying "some of us have families to feed, so just fk off with your milk."I shared an exasperated look with the girl at the checkout and decided to go to the nearby cornershop to buy my pint of milk. It cost me 3p extra, the scandal.
When I returned to the supermarket car park a bit later I saw the woman struggling with her two trolleys full of stuff. I was just reaching my car when I heard a clatter and saw one of her trolleys had tipped over, spilling her shopping all over the floor. She called out to me "hey mate, can you help?" Normally I would be happy to give someone in need a hand, but given her previous conduct, I completely ignored her and sat in my car for ten minutes while she retrieved her shopping and loaded her car. As I pulled out of the car park a few seconds before her, she seemed very annoyed as she sat behind me at the traffic lights.
Just to provide some balance, I was at Paddington station a few nights ago waiting for a train. Nipped out to the smoking section just in time to see a lorry driver spill a few cartons of rice. I gave him a hand loading them back in the truck and gave him a hand pulling out onto the busy road.
Yesterday, a dozen expats enjoying alfresco dining and a few drinks on what was likely to be the last hot day of the year. 'John' was sat miserable at the end of the table, and mentioned he was looking for a cheap flight back to the UK.
Me: "Why the fk do you want to go back there, miseryguts?"
John: "My dad died this morning"
Me: "Why the f
k do you want to go back there, miseryguts?"John: "My dad died this morning"
Friday night I pissed off a co worker.
We d been sent down south to pick a load up, told it would be ready what ever time we arrived as, I got there at 1330pm, "another hr mate".
Other lads still 2 hrs away.
1430pm I go in and gets the "another hr mate" so I said to the bloke will it be ready for 2 am?
Yes mate right we'll both be in for 2 am to get it.
Rang said co worker and informed him we wee in for an early start, he was most upset but I had to be back I had a pointless meeting to go to at the building society. 77
And im constantly pissing the bosses little pet off, as he keeps tagging our comments on bookface so the gaffer can read all about it as such.
So I keep posting riddles which have a double meaning and could be to do with work and couldn't be.
But hes like a kid in a sweet shop and is instantly there.
All the other lads know whats goin on and are joining in now.
We d been sent down south to pick a load up, told it would be ready what ever time we arrived as, I got there at 1330pm, "another hr mate".
Other lads still 2 hrs away.
1430pm I go in and gets the "another hr mate" so I said to the bloke will it be ready for 2 am?
Yes mate right we'll both be in for 2 am to get it.
Rang said co worker and informed him we wee in for an early start, he was most upset but I had to be back I had a pointless meeting to go to at the building society. 77
And im constantly pissing the bosses little pet off, as he keeps tagging our comments on bookface so the gaffer can read all about it as such.
So I keep posting riddles which have a double meaning and could be to do with work and couldn't be.
But hes like a kid in a sweet shop and is instantly there.
All the other lads know whats goin on and are joining in now.
Seems I pissed off the driver of a Suzuki Splash this morning! My crime? Daring to sound my horn as I pass him on the wrong side of the road to avoid colliding with him as he pulled out of a junction in front of me.
I did slow down, with the intention of asking him why he felt the need to raise his middle finger at me, but he must have been experiencing mechanical problems as his car didn't seem to be able to drive over 20 MPH after the incident.
I did slow down, with the intention of asking him why he felt the need to raise his middle finger at me, but he must have been experiencing mechanical problems as his car didn't seem to be able to drive over 20 MPH after the incident.
Some tt with a dog who despite the signs in the rec saying NO DOGS got the mutt out the car for walkies when all the kids football teams are turning up for their matches. What is it with dog owners who cant see that not every body wants to roll in dog crap and piss and when its politely pointed out to them they go off on one.They can fill their garden up with it as much as they want but not in public areas.
t with a dog who despite the signs in the rec saying NO DOGS got the mutt out the car for walkies when all the kids football teams are turning up for their matches. What is it with dog owners who cant see that not every body wants to roll in dog crap and piss and when its politely pointed out to them they go off on one.They can fill their garden up with it as much as they want but not in public areas.Not today, but Friday (in my defence I have only just seen this thread). I was walking towards Parliament Square when the heavens opened. I stepped into an archway to get my brolly out of my briefcase. A chap cycled up onto the pavement and unleashed a tirade of abuse at me as he was unable to get past on his bike. The abuse then turned to threats when I told him he shouldn't be riding on the pavement in the first place. Literally almost every other word was fk or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.
It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
k or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
Europa1 said:
Not today, but Friday (in my defence I have only just seen this thread). I was walking towards Parliament Square when the heavens opened. I stepped into an archway to get my brolly out of my briefcase. A chap cycled up onto the pavement and unleashed a tirade of abuse at me as he was unable to get past on his bike. The abuse then turned to threats when I told him he shouldn't be riding on the pavement in the first place. Literally almost every other word was fk or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.
It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
Briefcase wk or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
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Said in jest of course.
Europa1 said:
Not today, but Friday (in my defence I have only just seen this thread). I was walking towards Parliament Square when the heavens opened. I stepped into an archway to get my brolly out of my briefcase. A chap cycled up onto the pavement and unleashed a tirade of abuse at me as he was unable to get past on his bike. The abuse then turned to threats when I told him he shouldn't be riding on the pavement in the first place. Literally almost every other word was fk or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.
It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
Should have told him to fk or fking. Amongst other things, apparently I "fking didn't fking know who the fk I was fking dealing with" - well of course I didn't: we'd only just met.It was a rather depressing encounter on so many levels: the self entitled attitude that the rules didn't apply to him, the massively limited vocabulary, and the massively aggressive response.
king fk off.Some bloke and his Missus on the beach this morning.
It was deserted early on and he was trying to get a photo of the woman and their dog, my dopey mongrel kept jumping into view with a gormless look on his face.
I could see the bloke getting a bit annoyed in a passive/aggressive way so I nabbed our mutt and left them to it.
He robbed another dog's tennis ball on the way home, it seems that I take the blame while he has fun.
It was deserted early on and he was trying to get a photo of the woman and their dog, my dopey mongrel kept jumping into view with a gormless look on his face.
I could see the bloke getting a bit annoyed in a passive/aggressive way so I nabbed our mutt and left them to it.
He robbed another dog's tennis ball on the way home, it seems that I take the blame while he has fun.
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