Girls/women writing kisses in cards

[TheJimi]

Guy's, you're all wrong.

Think about it; he's already told her that he didn't invite her in coz the joint was a mess. Ergo, her leaving the hoover is a subliminal way of saying that she wants him to invite her over - hence "here's a hoover, so you can clean the place and invite me in"

[GarryDK]

TheJimi said:

Guy's, you're all wrong.

Think about it; he's already told her that he didn't invite her in coz the joint was a mess. Ergo, her leaving the hoover is a subliminal way of saying that she wants him to invite her over - hence "here's a hoover, so you can clean the place and invite me in"

Thats how I took it too.

[glenrobbo]

Puggit said:

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

So you've left it there!?

That is no subliminal message, it's a blatant come-on!


A little ironic that it's custard coloured though! XXX

[glenrobbo]

All that jazz, you need to be prepared for the next step:

[darker grapefruit]

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

That is one ancient Miele, almost certainly pre-dating the 'Super Air Clean' and probably the 'Air Clean Plus' as well. The crafty minx is fly-tipping on your doorstep.

[Dr Murdoch]

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

Make sure you bag up OP.

[Terminator X]

ZOLLAR said:

This, she may well like you but an "X" isn't an invite to mine in her underwear.
If you do like her don't let the casual contact drop off, say thanks for the card, strike up a conversation when you see her but don't become stalkerish.

Too late!

TX.

[Dr Murdoch]

Terminator X said:

Too late!

TX.

The longer this thread goes on, the more confused I become over whose stalking who.

Is it possible for two people to stalk each other?

[anonymous-user]

She much be a class act as it's a Miele!!!

No bloomin Henry or Dyson for her. Get in there!

[Blown2CV]

lotion in the basket

[TLandCruiser]

I bet he counts the Xs on text messages

[moleamol]

TLandCruiser said:

I bet he counts the Xs on text messages

Worrying that one X has caused such a stir as it means he either never interacts with women or if he does they are very careful not to put X on the end.

[craigjm]

It could be just her way of scrapping an ancient Miele

[Some Gump]

Blown2CV said:

lotion in the basket

This. In spades.

[glenrobbo]

Blown2CV said:

lotion in the basket

I am unfamiliar with this phrase.
Please can you elucidate?

[limpsfield]

What a hilariously creepy OP. Jesus wept, there really are people out there who never speak to women.

Glenrobbo: the lotion comment is from silence of the lambs, another serial killer who kept victims in a hole and made them rub lotion into their skin.

[Jasandjules]

GarryDK said:

Thats how I took it too.

And me. I was expecting him to clean the place up then go over and thank her for the hoover, say the place is clean and "you are welcome to pop in for a coffee to check"....

[thebraketester]

Have you given her the D yet?

[Dr Murdoch]

thebraketester said:

Have you given her the D yet?

Dyson?

[All that jazz]

Jasandjules said:

GarryDK said:

TheJimi said:

Guy's, you're all wrong.

Think about it; he's already told her that he didn't invite her in coz the joint was a mess. Ergo, her leaving the hoover is a subliminal way of saying that she wants him to invite her over - hence "here's a hoover, so you can clean the place and invite me in"

Thats how I took it too.

And me. I was expecting him to clean the place up then go over and thank her for the hoover, say the place is clean and "you are welcome to pop in for a coffee to check"....

fk offfffffff man! You can't be serious?! You honestly think she's left it there for my use as a "hint" to clean my gaff and then invite her round? You're having me on!

Although in fairness I can't think of any other reason why you'd leave a vacuum cleaner outside your front door on someone else's doormat . Even if it's knackered there are large industrial sized bins nearby where it could've easily been dumped in, but it hasn't and it's still sat there as I write.

Edited by All that jazz on Tuesday 18th October 22:34