Girls/women writing kisses in cards

[Carthage]

Why does no one leave me a Hoover?
Xxx

[moleamol]

Carthage said:

Why does no one leave me a Hoover?
Xxx

You do realise that in the OP's head you've just proposed.

[mondayo]

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

Definitely a yellow one....my dad dropped one off for me to use the other week. Or was it your new girlfriend?! x

[glenrobbo]

limpsfield said:

What a hilariously creepy OP. Jesus wept, there really are people out there who never speak to women.

Glenrobbo: the lotion comment is from silence of the lambs, another serial killer who kept victims in a hole and made them rub lotion into their skin.

Thankyou so much Limpsfield. I would like to invite you round for a meal sometime: Liver washed down with a nice Chianti. FFFFFFFFfffffslurp!

[glenrobbo]

Just to recap, Here's the back-story :

"a youngish girl (useless with ages but maybe late 20s, or 30s) has bought the property next door to mine which we share a communal entrance to."

So OP, have you shared the communal entrance yet?

How hard can it be?

[wolfracesonic]

I had a letter from my credit card company yesterday about some such; the lady in accounts who contacted me only wrote down part of my card number then finished it xxxx. Shall I try and contact her so I can get to know her? She's clearly gagging for it

[Cotty]

glenrobbo said:

Blown2CV said:

lotion in the basket

I am unfamiliar with this phrase.
Please can you elucidate?

Its from the film Silence of the Lambs. Said by Buffalo Bill to the girl he has kidnapped.

[DuncanM]

wolfracesonic said:

I had a letter from my credit card company yesterday about some such; the lady in accounts who contacted me only wrote down part of my card number then finished it xxxx. Shall I try and contact her so I can get to know her? She's clearly gagging for it

[GloverMart]

wolfracesonic said:

I had a letter from my credit card company yesterday about some such; the lady in accounts who contacted me only wrote down part of my card number then finished it xxxx. Shall I try and contact her so I can get to know her? She's clearly gagging for it

She may not be gagging for it, could be interest-free!