Monumental work cockups

Monumental work cockups

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amancalledrob

1,248 posts

135 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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omgus said:
As opposed to his which is to just keep selling them new hoovers that break easily.
He doesn't sell Hoovers [/pedant]

Actually ours did break after about five years, but I can't fault their customer service. They sent a replacement motorised brush head, free of charge, and instructions for fitting. Fitted in less than a minute and she's good as new again

316Mining

20,911 posts

248 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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omgus said:
As opposed to his which is to just keep selling them new hoovers that break easily.
I bought my Dyson at the local tip recycling centre. It was virtually pristine condition but there was a burning smell when the motor was turned on, and the brush wouldn't rotate.

When I got it home I took the brush off, removed the hair clip that was jamming the brush and causing the motor to over heat, and it again worked like new.

It cost me £7.

12 years ago.

Still going strong.

telecat

8,528 posts

242 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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316Mining said:
omgus said:
As opposed to his which is to just keep selling them new hoovers that break easily.
I bought my Dyson at the local tip recycling centre. It was virtually pristine condition but there was a burning smell when the motor was turned on, and the brush wouldn't rotate.

When I got it home I took the brush off, removed the hair clip that was jamming the brush and causing the motor to over heat, and it again worked like new.

It cost me £7.

12 years ago.

Still going strong.
Similar Story. My Mothers Dyson When she died they were going to bin it. New belt later and it's been running for the past 5 years. They might break but they are very repairable.

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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telecat said:
Similar Story. My Mothers Dyson When she died they were going to bin it. New belt later and it's been running for the past 5 years. They might break but they are very repairable.
Throwaway comment about disposable hoovers (Vacuums) threatens to massively derail thread, but, i find that Mieles are much better for suction and general use, and more hard wearing.
My Henry is great on hard floors and short fibre carpets, but lacks power and isn't good on anything with a decent shag.

Sadly Kirbys are the best i have used but it does mean you have to deal with their fkwit staff to get one and they are hideously over-priced.

Not tried the new Dyson V6 cordless but i have heard they are a superb mix of practical and decent cleaning, not a huge dust reservoir if you have pets.


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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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omgus said:
Throwaway comment about disposable hoovers (Vacuums) threatens to massively derail thread, but, i find that Mieles are much better for suction and general use, and more hard wearing.
My Henry is great on hard floors and short fibre carpets, but lacks power and isn't good on anything with a decent shag.

Sadly Kirbys are the best i have used but it does mean you have to deal with their fkwit staff to get one and they are hideously over-priced.

Not tried the new Dyson V6 cordless but i have heard they are a superb mix of practical and decent cleaning, not a huge dust reservoir if you have pets.


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Agreed. my Miele is brilliant, well worth the price which was much lower than the equivalent Dyson, and I'm not too fussed about having to buy a few bags every now and then

beko1987

1,636 posts

135 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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I refurbish and sell Dyson's for car fixing, beer and kebab money, they can continue being fragile and poorly designed as long as they like!

97% of issues I encounter are owners being twunts with servicing "What filters?" etc. Very few actually legitimatly 'break', more like 'So I rammed it into the skirting board and this bit fell out" Equally, the amount of £80 Miele refurbs I have because people use cheap bags that burst/no bags at all which fills the motor fan with st causing it to run off balance and make alarming noises is high, as is a broken cord as it comes out of the rewind cassette, another easy fix that I charge £45 for, takes 10 minutes and 2 spade connectors!

Sebo - come talk to me when the height control PCB burns out (see very few SEBO's though, they are genuinely brilliant!

Bit off topic now though

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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I met two of the Finnish business analysts that rejected the iPhone as minimal threat to Nokia.




Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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beko1987 said:
I refurbish and sell Dyson's for car fixing, beer and kebab money, they can continue being fragile and poorly designed as long as they like!

97% of issues I encounter are owners being twunts with servicing "What filters?" etc. Very few actually legitimatly 'break', more like 'So I rammed it into the skirting board and this bit fell out" Equally, the amount of £80 Miele refurbs I have because people use cheap bags that burst/no bags at all which fills the motor fan with st causing it to run off balance and make alarming noises is high, as is a broken cord as it comes out of the rewind cassette, another easy fix that I charge £45 for, takes 10 minutes and 2 spade connectors!

Sebo - come talk to me when the height control PCB burns out (see very few SEBO's though, they are genuinely brilliant!

Bit off topic now though
We've had a Sebo for 14 years. It's bulletproof.

Vaud

50,637 posts

156 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Vandenberg said:
I met two of the Finnish business analysts that rejected the iPhone as minimal threat to Nokia.
I think to be fair, most Apple devices that created a new market space and then dominated it (iPhone, iPod, etc) were misread by most analysts...

Partly in my view because they were product specialists and couldn't read the wider ecosystem and customer experience / halo effect.

skeggysteve

5,724 posts

218 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Didn't most record companies turn The Beatles away? If I've remembered correctly then that must have been a bit of an monumental mistake!

peter tdci

1,772 posts

151 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Gary Kildall not doing a deal with IBM in 1980 has to be a biggie as well! He could have become the richest person on the planet.

Tinkshusband

280 posts

104 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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omgus said:
Throwaway comment about disposable hoovers (Vacuums) threatens to massively derail thread, but, i find that Mieles are much better for suction and general use, and more hard wearing.
My Henry is great on hard floors and short fibre carpets, but lacks power and isn't good on anything with a decent shag.

Sadly Kirbys are the best i have used but it does mean you have to deal with their fkwit staff to get one and they are hideously over-priced.

Not tried the new Dyson V6 cordless but i have heard they are a superb mix of practical and decent cleaning, not a huge dust reservoir if you have pets.


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really? [spoiler] my hetty ( the pink henry - my wife chose it) lifts carpet on high.

pingu393

7,842 posts

206 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Tinkshusband said:
really? [spoiler] my hetty ( the pink henry - my wife chose it) lifts carpet on high.
I only found out on "Only Connect" that they are not all the same. I thought the same as you. Hetty is not the pink Henry wink.

http://www.henryhoover.uk.com/the-henry-hoover-ran...

TonyRPH

12,977 posts

169 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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pingu393 said:
Tinkshusband said:
really? [spoiler] my hetty ( the pink henry - my wife chose it) lifts carpet on high.
I only found out on "Only Connect" that they are not all the same. I thought the same as you. Hetty is not the pink Henry wink.

http://www.henryhoover.uk.com/the-henry-hoover-ran...
Hetty is a pink Henry?

henryhoover.uk.com said:
Hetty is bright pink with a lovely smiling face and eyelashes. That is the only difference between her appearance and Henry’s. Hetty is also available with either a 620 Watt or 1200 Watt motor.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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skeggysteve said:
Didn't most record companies turn The Beatles away? If I've remembered correctly then that must have been a bit of an monumental mistake!
EMI did. But the guy responsible was told he could only take on one of two groups and the other band was more of a known quantity. I can't remember who they were but compared to anyone other than the Beatles they did pretty well.

ClassicMercs

1,703 posts

182 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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Back in the days when Dyson was still making failed prototypes he had my boss chasing back and forth the full length of the country getting advice on vacuums - and in particular was taught all about the lack of air flow in those prototypes that were causing some big issues. (Ive been involved on one more recently where we regularly stuffed many expensive anemometers due to the air flow we were testing - we did have to reduce the flow in later development as carpets were easily lifting).
The boss did eventually gain a few million in the bank from other activities - but only a fraction of what Dyson made.

silverfoxcc

7,692 posts

146 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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Dr J

Beatles recorded on the Parlophone labal.......EMI company

It was the guy at Decca who showed them the door BTW the Stones recorded on Decca

HTH

hidetheelephants

24,542 posts

194 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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My industry(North Sea standby/ERRV safety coverage for rigs) but not anything to do with me; a rescue boat was launched near Aberdeen for evaluation by the classification society, but it failed to proceed. In order to rescue the rescue boat another rescue boat was launched. Both ended up on the rocks, thankfully only outboards, hulls, egos and careers were in tatters at the end of that particular fracas.

matchmaker

8,497 posts

201 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
My industry(North Sea standby/ERRV safety coverage for rigs) but not anything to do with me; a rescue boat was launched near Aberdeen for evaluation by the classification society, but it failed to proceed. In order to rescue the rescue boat another rescue boat was launched. Both ended up on the rocks, thankfully only outboards, hulls, egos and careers were in tatters at the end of that particular fracas.
MRI Stonehaven?

RammyMP

6,785 posts

154 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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I've just started at a building firm in Manchester, one of the projects I'm involved with is currently 6 months behind programme as someone didn't realise some utilities in the footpath needed diverting. £40k a week damages plus about £20k a week to run the job. The guy responsible was sacked.