PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

williamp: Do you like anything else? You SS can't quite stretch to any of the cars on your likes list...

[williamp]

well I can read....
and I have two small boys who like building things..

[filski666]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

filski666: Is Charlie a child, rabbit or other beast of nature? Cheers babes!

er....I don't know any Charlie.....you sure you're stalking the right person? ha ha ha ha

[GOG440]

Tough one this year, my Victim has his FB profile locked tighter than a very tight thing, I have found a bunch of old profiles on other forums but nothing recent.
More stalking needed I think.

[2gins]

Well. Mrs 2gins has commanded me to abandon my stalking strategy because she's worried about my being arrested and extradited like 'one of those Asperger's guys who accidentally hacked into the FBI'.

Better buy a sheddy old transit and park outside my victim's house for a while then.

[andburg]

GOG440 said:

Tough one this year, my Victim has his FB profile locked tighter than a very tight thing, I have found a bunch of old profiles on other forums but nothing recent.
More stalking needed I think.

sounds like someone works in IT and security googles themselves regularly lol

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

V40tc: Could you please post a little bit more in the next few days. Or provide a short list of likes. Many thanks. Santa.

InertialTooth45: Are you into Lycra?

filski666: Ah st. Could you post a little bit more in the next few days. Or provide a short list of likes, ta

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[HorneyMX5]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

HorneyMX5: What size t shirts do you wear? I hope you don't mind being inCognito (geddit?)

Large generally but sizing are always a bit crap with T-Shirts. 44" moobs chest.

I've been away all weekend so I better check my emails and get stalking.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Rutter: Do you like your big red vibrators monoposto or biposto?

Santa's Note: I thought biposto was a version of a Ducati superbike!!

[Rutter]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Rutter: Do you like your big red vibrators monoposto or biposto?

Santa's Note: I thought biposto was a version of a Ducati superbike!!

Maybe Triposto?

[williamp]

All done. I've given their details to this "cheap k i t c h e n s in somewhere" fellow. Booked in for christmas eve. Good luck!

[Viperz888]

My SS lives 10 minutes away, surely this needs to be utilised

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Master Bean: Could you please PM via SS a few social media profile links? Your name is a bit too common to try to track you down. The only thing Santa has found for you thus far is just too weird....

[troc]

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

[The Moose]

troc said:

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

I know who your SS is. I'd be afraid if I were you...

[ChemicalChaos]

The Moose said:

troc said:

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

I know who your SS is. I'd be afraid if I were you...

To be fair, you said that to me last year and I got some really awesome presents

[stupidbutkeen]

Is it allowed to send a prezzy as a challange? In that I have found the maddest most sadesticly funny thing ever online but would need my victim to have access to a cat to play lmao

[williamp]

stupidbutkeen said:

Is it allowed to send a prezzy as a challange? In that I have found the maddest most sadesticly funny thing ever online but would need my victim to have access to a cat to play lmao

providing you respect their request for "nsfw" or not then why not? You might want to ask on here if they have a cat first, of course.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

v40tc: What size t shirts do you wear?

[eltax91]

ChemicalChaos said:

The Moose said:

troc said:

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

I know who your SS is. I'd be afraid if I were you...

To be fair, you said that to me last year and I got some really awesome presents

Did you finish the Landy?