PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

ButterFace: would you ever consider skydiving?

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

filski666: Is Charlie a child, rabbit or other beast of nature? Cheers babes!

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williamp: Do you like anything else? You SS can't quite stretch to any of the cars on your likes list...

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V40tc: Could you please post a little bit more in the next few days. Or provide a short list of likes. Many thanks. Santa.

InertialTooth45: Are you into Lycra?

filski666: Ah st. Could you post a little bit more in the next few days. Or provide a short list of likes, ta

Edited by The Moose on Sunday 13th November 22:00

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Rutter: Do you like your big red vibrators monoposto or biposto?

Santa's Note: I thought biposto was a version of a Ducati superbike!!

[The Moose]

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Master Bean: Could you please PM via SS a few social media profile links? Your name is a bit too common to try to track you down. The only thing Santa has found for you thus far is just too weird....

[The Moose]

troc said:

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

I know who your SS is. I'd be afraid if I were you...

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

v40tc: What size t shirts do you wear?

[The Moose]

ChemicalChaos said:

The Moose said:

troc said:

How can something destined to be a PHSS gift be deemed "just too weird".

"not weird enough" I could understand.

I know who your SS is. I'd be afraid if I were you...

To be fair, you said that to me last year and I got some really awesome presents

Also to be fair, you haven't seen what's been emailed to me as suggestions this year. I didn't ask for them, however something's have been sent to me that, let's just say, what's been seen can not be unseen!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

2ono: Do you know how to fill a form out? What are your likes/dislikes? Love honey has some black Friday deals...

joshleb: Have you recently had an unusual cereal incident?

Jonboy_t: A list of likes/dislikes would be handy as your SS is having trouble tracking down a VW bay window camper van shaped buttplug in your particular shade of orange!

Edited by The Moose on Wednesday 16th November 11:04

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

filski666: before I just buy you a big black rubber cock, what’s your currently in your garage?

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v40tc: Answer the questions otherwise you'll be getting coal and satsumas!

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Morgs_: Yours is a 3 part question:

Part the First: Is your home recently built? As a drive by got us extremely lost with given post code
Part the Second: Would your neighbours accept a personal delivery pre Xmas to avoid any breakages?
Part the Third: Do you drink spirits

Edited by The Moose on Saturday 19th November 11:40

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

joshleb: Your SS says "answer or suffer the consequences"

Viperz888: George, man. We need to know whether you have any particular allergies or adverse reactions to any sort of plastics or chemicals, and also what your clothing size is, and how well you get on manipulating small things, manual dexterity sort of stuff.

Edited by The Moose on Sunday 20th November 11:52

[The Moose]

Dan_1981 said:

Done!

I need some wrapping paper!!!

First post of this thread, my friend.

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TheJimi: Please can you provide some clues/likes & dislikes? Your profile gives nothing away and your SS isn't a good stalker it seems!

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Master Bean: Please answer SS previous question else you will only receive a chilli fist. Could you also answer SS one further question, are you right or left handed?

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Master Bean said:

I answered the first question via email as I don't fancy telling all these nutters on here my Facebook. I'm ambidextrous so a right handed black mamba will do. I'll link the video to pornhub when it arrives.

I don't appear to have received. Would you please resend?

Bloody Royal Fail

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: Hope the curry gets things moving for you. Your gifts have been purchased and will be with you shortly

Viperz888: A very generous offer, we had noticed the lack of activity and the elves protested strongly. However, the goblins have come up trumps so I reckon we're OK. Goblins aren't as forgiving as elves, though.

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theguvernor15 said:

Having run this one year (all be it a couple of years back under an older username)...
I'm totally gutted having not been involved the past couple of years!
I wish i'd seen this thread sooner & got involved!!

You know the rules - you snooze you lose!!