PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[ali_kat]

Hmmm



My PHSS trawled through a LOT of waffle to get tonthis



Thank you, I hadn't realised it's been 11 years!

[Master Bean]

Cheers Santa! Not sure what I do with it.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

ali_kat: I'm glad the card arrived, was getting slightly worried! it was due to arrive on the Monday, so apologies for Moonpig/Royal Fail.

Your postings have indeed kept me busy, more so than any of the other PHSS' have!

I think I have almost decided on your present, but one question: On the dislikes section in the email from Moose, it mentioned cats, is this some kind of red herring?!

[ali_kat]

sorry, I do waffle

Hubbie put the post on the side, then added a box; I had to wait until he was out to open - so I didn't see it, sorry.

I love cats, but don't want to be obvious

[ThunderGuts]

Dear victim,

I do apologise.

I have already bought your gift, and then this this opportunity came up!


Je suis désolé

[eltax91]

Still waiting for one more to arrive. Orders it November 25th and still not here. My SS might get additional parcels at this rate.

[oldbanger]

ThunderGuts said:

Dear victim,

I do apologise.

I have already bought your gift, and then this this opportunity came up!


Je suis désolé

Bummer - nearly as good as this

Edited by oldbanger on Monday 5th December 23:14

[geeks]

Dear SS,

I have sent our benevolent SS leader a different address for you and the elves as I am unlikely to make it into the office for the rest of this year.

[morgs_]

Thank you to whichever kind mod stickied the PHSS status.

Hopefully we'll get some more activity soon, as people start to receive their presents

[The Moose]

joshleb said:

I got glitter bombed today, and my username was on the label, no mention of PH anywhere though.

It was my birthday yesterday though, but this is the only forum I tend to use though, so not sure if this is a dicky secret santa or just some other weirdo

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

joshleb: You were warned about not answering questions and consequences . Your gift will be in the post at some point this week and it'll be obvious what you can and can not unwrap.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

eybic: The outer packaging can be opened as the inner gift is wrapped. The Haribo are for your little one.

[joshleb]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

joshleb: You were warned about not answering questions and consequences . Your gift will be in the post at some point this week and it'll be obvious what you can and can not unwrap.

Ah ha! Touché monsieur touché!

Alas, I never saw that question!

[Brum_Brum]

Oops,. another gift bought,..

[Jonboy_t]

Ordered my victims almost two weeks ago, still not arrived Have had words with JustLikeAPrisonRapist.com to see what's going on, hopefully it won't be delayed too much

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Master Bean: SS is pleased to see you received the inserter for your impending gift.

There has been a mix up between BigBlackDildoCorp HQ and MyHerpes HQ, which means the smallest and cheapest part of your gift has not yet arrived. The elves are giving them until the 16th to deliver, otherwise they will ship your other perverted gifts to you and the missing piece will follow soonest.

[Matttrakker]

Mines finally arrived I was a bit worried it might've got lost, now to work on the fun bits and get it posted!

[oldbanger]

oops, I opened a plain parcel not noticing it said PHSS on it. This was inside (not wrapped)



thanks SS, I've spent enough time harassing Guy Martin's publicist, so I really ought to read his biography

Edited by oldbanger on Friday 9th December 00:43

[andburg]

I have to confess for my victim, my other half has just had ACL reconstruction surgery and is a wimp so I'm rather distracted and buys with work at the same time.

Fear not, your neopolitan vibrator will be on its way shortly

[morgs_]

So, I know what my PHSS looks like and what car they drive, as I've just had my present hand delivered!



I'm not in work today, but usually I am on a Friday. Not sure whether my PHSS just got very lucky, or is just very good at stalking!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Morgs: You can open outer box, present is wrapped inside.

PS I got a passer by to knock and deliver it whilst he was looking at building site opposite I accosted him and his wife in their Discovery Sport. He was some what reluctant to be honest. My car was down the road and I was knackered walking. I stood watching from a safe distance out of the line of sight.