PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

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Richie C

637 posts

206 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Gift received, thanks SS!

Master Bean

3,572 posts

120 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Richie C said:
Gift received, thanks SS!
Pictures please!

Richie C

637 posts

206 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Well I've not opened it of course, but here it is...


The Moose

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22,849 posts

209 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Butterface: your present is on it's way. It's fine to open before Christmas if you want to, it may be more useful between now and Christmas anyway...

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Butter Face

30,308 posts

160 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Interesting, Thanks SS!

samdale

2,860 posts

184 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Interesting.



The strip of paper covers a list of personal info about myself. Most of it is true. One detail about my location strangely not so, given that my SS has my address...

Viperz888

558 posts

158 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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My presents have arrived! Have a fair idea of what's in one of them from: a) the invoice (mistakenly?) left inside for an xl dominator dildo, and b) the feel of the thing in the wrapping.hehe

Very much looking forward to the big day now, thanks SS!

The Moose

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22,849 posts

209 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Vixen1700: when your parcel arrives you can open the box as the presents are individually wrapped inside smile The more bulky one is fragile so probably shouldn't be used for playing football or catch with (should you get the urge). Lots of love, The Grinch

Viperz888: Your parcel was given over to the care of myherpes earlier in the week and has apparently been delivered. Can you confirm? Presents are individually wrapped inside but don't disturb the outer packaging or submit to any sudden shock loads. Further instructions will be sent separately! Ho ho ho! Thanks and happy Christmas!

GOG440: What is your t-shirt size?

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vixen1700

22,918 posts

270 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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The Moose said:
Vixen1700: when your parcel arrives you can open the box as the presents are individually wrapped inside smile The more bulky one is fragile so probably shouldn't be used for playing football or catch with (should you get the urge). Lots of love, The Grinch
OK, thanks. smilecool

Dr Interceptor

7,788 posts

196 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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I'll be posting mine off tomorrow... Had to order extra bubble wrap to ensure the most exquisite porcelain anal intruder arrives safely.

Tubbytommy

569 posts

197 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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Dr Interceptor said:
I'll be posting mine off tomorrow... Had to order extra bubble wrap to ensure the most exquisite porcelain anal intruder arrives safely.
I don't think I want him to be my santa

The Moose

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22,849 posts

209 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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St3ven: Your parcel should be with you today or possibly tomorrow, I'm just hoping it actually gets to you. The Hermes man didn't fill me with much confidence when he picked it up, said 'I've never done this before' and scratched his head for 5 mins looking at it. Don't open the box, the (probably smudged) pen on the front says open on the 25th but that may have disappeared by now because I have a lot of it on my fingers.

nigelpugh7: Your gifts are on the way, the are individually wrapped so you may open the box.

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morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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The Moose said:
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Morgs: You can open outer box, present is wrapped inside.

PS I got a passer by to knock and deliver it whilst he was looking at building site opposite I accosted him and his wife in their Discovery Sport. He was some what reluctant to be honest. My car was down the road and I was knackered walking. I stood watching from a safe distance out of the line of sight.

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If that is true, then fantastic work. I'm not convinced the person looked bemused enough, but I'll go with it for now!

Either way, looks like I might have been spoilt, thanks SS.



The Moose

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22,849 posts

209 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: The package has been deployed, there contains 3 packages. 2 for you and Mrs Dan_1981 and one for your new addition William.

Please can you let us know when they arrive. The outer packaging can be opened but take care.

Chemical Chaos: Package is in the post, open it up and stick the wrapped contents under your tree to be opened on Christmas day. Merry Christmas!

v40tcs: Package is on its way - you can open the outer package if you feel the need. Please confirm when items received!

troc: Package sent. Please confirm receipt. You can open the shipping box.

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Edited by The Moose on Tuesday 13th December 20:51

nigelpugh7

6,038 posts

190 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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The Moose said:
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nigelpugh7: Your gifts are on the way, the are individually wrapped so you may open the box.

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Fantastic, now I've got something to look forwards too!

Thanks secret santa!

ThunderGuts

12,230 posts

194 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Hurray!



2 questions....
  1. can I open it?
  1. errrrrm.... fragile?


The Moose

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22,849 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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ali_kat: The tracking system tells me your parcel will be no later than the 19th, fingers crossed. You may open the outer packaging, as your present is beautifully wrapped inside. Well, it's wrapped anyway. Give Pepi and Beauty a stroke for me and have a very Merry Christmas!

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st3ven1

232 posts

207 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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The Moose said:
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

St3ven: Your parcel should be with you today or possibly tomorrow, I'm just hoping it actually gets to you. The Hermes man didn't fill me with much confidence when he picked it up, said 'I've never done this before' and scratched his head for 5 mins looking at it. Don't open the box, the (probably smudged) pen on the front says open on the 25th but that may have disappeared by now because I have a lot of it on my fingers.

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All received safe and sound. biggrin
Luckily the delivery driver at my end knows the score with where to leave things.

Can't wait. xmas

geeks

9,188 posts

139 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Some gifts have arrived, thanks Santa biggrin



The Moose

Original Poster:

22,849 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Rutter: Parcel sent special delivery, should be with you shortly, you may open it, its a CD and a box of pringles. [xmasSS Note: it's probably not a CD and box of pringles!]

Thunderguts: You are allowed to open your present, it's wrapped up inside, and it is not especially fragile, just don't play football with it. The present is smaller than the box, so should be fine....

Master Bean: The hermes people came through and delivered your final present to me. Because of this sterling performance, SS has packaged them all up in an outer box (which you may open) and will entrust them pack to the very same hermes people later today. Santa found you tough to stalk, so hopefully you like your gifts. biggrin

Brum_Brum: Your parcel has been posted today, the outer bag can be opened and there are 2 presents wrapped together, one of which is quite small so keep an eye out for it when you do open it.

Antonia: You may open your brown box, presents are more or less wrapped and boxed inside. The white stuff is for your man, the two very graphic cards are for your pleasure. Both to be enjoyed on 25th and beyond.

CarTimeNow: Your parcel is en-route. You may open the outer parcel, but obviously not the rest. P.s you were a pain in baws to stalk, please post more before next Christmas! irked

Andburg Santa's elves have dispatched your wonderful gift, you may open the shipping box it comes in - the joy is well wrapped inside. Merry Christmas!

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Edited by The Moose on Wednesday 14th December 17:04