PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[vixen1700]

Gifts, card and sweeties arrived today.

More than a little worried to say the least.

[Bullett]

The Moose said:

Bullett: Your package has been dispatched. Hopefully the hazardous warning labels the post lady applied in blind panic will only heighten the arousal. The outer wrapping can be removed, but the box must remain closed until the big day.

It's here and you were not kidding.

[CarTimeNow]

its arrived pic will follow when i find sthg to take it with (hate broken phones!)

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

HorneyMX5: Your present is being posted today, there was a late arrival which is in an envelope under the wrapping paper but outside the box (if that makes sense) so don't throw the paper away with it there! Cheers

eltax91: Don't worry - your gifts have arrived and should wrapped and posted by the weekend. Also why was the school he went to was named after dead fly biscuits? Congratulations on Sheffield United’s win last night. Finally, how is the baby and are you getting any sleep? [ someone's showing off I think...]

Jonboy_t: Your parcel has been shipped with Myherpes, it should be delivered early next week, apologies in advance for the lack of imagination but you don't give too much away and Santa has been swamped this past month! [ Sex toy inbound?]

Andburg: Santa's elves have dispatched your wonderful gift, you may open the shipping box it comes in - the joy is well wrapped inside. Merry Christmas!

[eltax91]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY



eltax91: Don't worry - your gifts have arrived and should wrapped and posted by the weekend. Also why was the school he went to was named after dead fly biscuits? Congratulations on Sheffield United’s win last night. Finally, how is the baby and are you getting any sleep? [ someone's showing off I think...]

Hahahaha so it seems i am woefully easy to stalk! I really should try harder given my career.

School - i wish i had a clue, EVERYBODY says that why i tell them what it was called! The blades don't show any signs of stopping this year thankfully. As for the sleep, not much, she's gone all nocturnal, but she's great at the moment thanks.

[Brum_Brum]

Arrived! Thanks SS!

[andburg]

Excited!!

Thanks santa!!

[Jonboy_t]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Jonboy_t: Your parcel has been shipped with Myherpes, it should be delivered early next week, apologies in advance for the lack of imagination but you don't give too much away and Santa has been swamped this past month! [ Sex toy inbound?]

Pah! Public facebook profile - you haven't tried hard enough

Look forward to getting it, cheers

[ali_kat]

ali_kat said:

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

ali_kat: The tracking system tells me your parcel will be no later than the 19th, fingers crossed. You may open the outer packaging, as your present is beautifully wrapped inside. Well, it's wrapped anyway. Give Pepi and Beauty a stroke for me and have a very Merry Christmas!

It's arrived, thank you



Thank you for the lovely note too :kiss:

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Benni: Your package will be on its merry way tomorrow. You can open the ‘oddly familiar’ posting box as the main present(s) are wrapped up inside. The tin contains something yummy to be enjoyed immediately and the CD is in dubious taste (this can also be ‘enjoyed’ immediately).

[ChemicalChaos]

I am informed that my present arrived at home today. thanks SS!

[Benni]

Oh, exciting news, I just hope the delivery man realizes that I used my work address

and tries another delivery on Monday.

Yummy stuff, fine, as long as it isn´t sugar free gummy bears.....

Thanks to my SS !

[2gins]

A brown box has appeared. I'm not expecting anything so I assume it'll be the turbodildo2000 from Santa.

Photos to come... awaiting further instructions!

[Butter Face]

I haven't had mine yet, hope it hasn't gone walkies

[Matttrakker]

Mines here yay! Thanks for the instructions I'll be very careful opening it!

[TheJimi]

Mine has arrived too :-)

Thanks Santa, exciting times!

[pembo]

Thanks SS, the postman tried to deliver mine during the 10mins my wife wasn't in the house on Thursday so I popped and picked it up this morning. There was a lot of polystyrene in that box! After my son got involved the kitchen was covered!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Thetapeworm: It arrived a little late and has been sent by mrhermes yesterday

Butterface: Yours was definitely posted to your work address first class last Saturday so should be with you by now! Do you have roads down where you are yet.. . I can email a copy of your present to you if you haven't got it by Monday.

samdale: Package 1 has been sent, and you can open the outer wrapper. Present 2 and 3 will be sent together early next week.

2gins: The outer box was just for posting. You may want to open the present itself to kids party music.

Office_Monkey: Your package has been dispatched via Royal Mail 1st class recorded delivery and it's okay to open the outer packaging as it's wrapped within. Should arrive Monday.

2ono: Do not open the box. Not all the presents were wrapped due to austerity measures. Remember to post pictures of your gifts to show other ph'ers how lucky you are.

Philski666:


AxGizmo: Presents have been posted out today. They are individually wrapped inside the box. I will not apologise for the quality of my wrapping, in fact I pride myself on it. Open the note first. Merry Christmas, SS

troc: Has it arrived yet?

Edited by The Moose on Saturday 17th December 20:00

[Potatoes]

Thank you Secret Santa, only 8 days until I can open it


Great wrapping skills btw!

[Butter Face]

Deffo definitely nothing yet SS!