PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY
Master Bean: There is an envelope heading your way. It'll be obvious it's from the elves. This is a pre-cursor gift and not your actual gift, so you may open it and post of the contents. The elves at the BigBlackDildoCorp factory are busy readying your real present as we speak.
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ali_kat: I'm glad the card arrived, was getting slightly worried! it was due to arrive on the Monday, so apologies for Moonpig/Royal Fail.
Your postings have indeed kept me busy, more so than any of the other PHSS' have!
I think I have almost decided on your present, but one question: On the dislikes section in the email from Moose, it mentioned cats, is this some kind of red herring?!
joshleb said:
I got glitter bombed today, and my username was on the label, no mention of PH anywhere though.
It was my birthday yesterday though, but this is the only forum I tend to use though, so not sure if this is a dicky secret santa or just some other weirdo
It was my birthday yesterday though, but this is the only forum I tend to use though, so not sure if this is a dicky secret santa or just some other weirdo
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joshleb: You were warned about not answering questions and consequences
. Your gift will be in the post at some point this week and it'll be obvious what you can and can not unwrap.MESSAGES OF THE DAY
Master Bean: SS is pleased to see you received the inserter for your impending gift.
There has been a mix up between BigBlackDildoCorp HQ and MyHerpes HQ, which means the smallest and cheapest part of your gift has not yet arrived. The elves are giving them until the 16th to deliver, otherwise they will ship your other perverted gifts to you and the missing piece will follow soonest.
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Morgs: You can open outer box, present is wrapped inside.
PS I got a passer by to knock and deliver it whilst he was looking at building site opposite I accosted him and his wife in their Discovery Sport. He was some what reluctant to be honest. My car was down the road and I was knackered walking. I stood watching from a safe distance out of the line of sight.
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Vixen1700: when your parcel arrives you can open the box as the presents are individually wrapped inside
The more bulky one is fragile so probably shouldn't be used for playing football or catch with (should you get the urge). Lots of love, The GrinchViperz888: Your parcel was given over to the care of myherpes earlier in the week and has apparently been delivered. Can you confirm? Presents are individually wrapped inside but don't disturb the outer packaging or submit to any sudden shock loads. Further instructions will be sent separately! Ho ho ho! Thanks and happy Christmas!
GOG440: What is your t-shirt size?
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St3ven: Your parcel should be with you today or possibly tomorrow, I'm just hoping it actually gets to you. The Hermes man didn't fill me with much confidence when he picked it up, said 'I've never done this before' and scratched his head for 5 mins looking at it. Don't open the box, the (probably smudged) pen on the front says open on the 25th but that may have disappeared by now because I have a lot of it on my fingers.
nigelpugh7: Your gifts are on the way, the are individually wrapped so you may open the box.
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Dan_1981: The package has been deployed, there contains 3 packages. 2 for you and Mrs Dan_1981 and one for your new addition William.
Please can you let us know when they arrive. The outer packaging can be opened but take care.
Chemical Chaos: Package is in the post, open it up and stick the wrapped contents under your tree to be opened on Christmas day. Merry Christmas!
v40tcs: Package is on its way - you can open the outer package if you feel the need. Please confirm when items received!
troc: Package sent. Please confirm receipt. You can open the shipping box.
Edited by The Moose on Tuesday 13th December 20:51
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ali_kat: The tracking system tells me your parcel will be no later than the 19th, fingers crossed. You may open the outer packaging, as your present is beautifully wrapped inside. Well, it's wrapped anyway. Give Pepi and Beauty a stroke for me and have a very Merry Christmas!
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Rutter: Parcel sent special delivery, should be with you shortly, you may open it, its a CD and a box of pringles. [
SS Note: it's probably not a CD and box of pringles!]Thunderguts: You are allowed to open your present, it's wrapped up inside, and it is not especially fragile, just don't play football with it. The present is smaller than the box, so should be fine....
Master Bean: The hermes people came through and delivered your final present to me. Because of this sterling performance, SS has packaged them all up in an outer box (which you may open) and will entrust them pack to the very same hermes people later today. Santa found you tough to stalk, so hopefully you like your gifts.
Brum_Brum: Your parcel has been posted today, the outer bag can be opened and there are 2 presents wrapped together, one of which is quite small so keep an eye out for it when you do open it.
Antonia: You may open your brown box, presents are more or less wrapped and boxed inside. The white stuff is for your man, the two very graphic cards are for your pleasure. Both to be enjoyed on 25th and beyond.
CarTimeNow: Your parcel is en-route. You may open the outer parcel, but obviously not the rest. P.s you were a pain in baws to stalk, please post more before next Christmas!
Andburg Santa's elves have dispatched your wonderful gift, you may open the shipping box it comes in - the joy is well wrapped inside. Merry Christmas!
Edited by The Moose on Wednesday 14th December 17:04
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the Jimi: Hohoho. Your present is enroute, sent Royal Fail Recorded... Better not open the box as one of the 3 isn't wrapped very well (sorry!) and there's a clue to the smallest under the bottom flap
Merry Christmas !Bullett: Your package has been dispatched. Hopefully the hazardous warning labels the post lady applied in blind panic will only heighten the arousal. The outer wrapping can be removed, but the box must remain closed until the big day.
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2gins: Santa has posted everything but there had been an unfortunate delay when one present failed under the over exuberant testing regime imposed by secret Santa's junior elf department and a replacement had to be sent for. Be patient, it's not going to be any worse than watching paint dry.
InertialTooth45: The myHermes man has been today and collected your parcel (he's taking it to your new address). Keep an eye out for a scruffy looking bloke in a bashed up old people carrier (if your Hermes man is in anyway similar to mine that is) over the next few days. You can open the box, three gifts are wrapped inside. Two are serious and one just for fun, I'll let you decide which is which!
stupidbutkeen: Your present has been sent by Royal Mail and you can take the outer paper off but the box beneath is for opening on Christmas Day. Apologies as your SS ran out of Christmas wrapping paper.
williamp: Your parcel will be sent shortly, can open the outer, the unwrapped portion is for your lads
Potatoes: It's in the post, he can open the outer packaging as it's wrapped internally
Matttrakker: Your parcel is on its way and should be with you on Friday. You can open the cardboard box, but not the envelope with the PH sticker on it, or the PH gift wrapped gift of course!
Also great care has been taken to wrap the gift so as not to get any sellotape on the gifts actual box, as you will want to keep that in pristine condition too. There is a PH sticker on the part of the wrapping where it is safe to peel from to reveal your gift on the big day, photo attached for a teaser ( but not a spoiler ! ) enjoy. From your Secret Santa.
Edited by The Moose on Thursday 15th December 16:14
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HorneyMX5: Your present is being posted today, there was a late arrival which is in an envelope under the wrapping paper but outside the box (if that makes sense) so don't throw the paper away with it there! Cheers
eltax91: Don't worry - your gifts have arrived and should wrapped and posted by the weekend. Also why was the school he went to was named after dead fly biscuits? Congratulations on Sheffield United’s win last night. Finally, how is the baby and are you getting any sleep? [
someone's showing off I think...]Jonboy_t: Your parcel has been shipped with Myherpes, it should be delivered early next week, apologies in advance for the lack of imagination but you don't give too much away and Santa has been swamped this past month! [
Sex toy inbound?]Andburg: Santa's elves have dispatched your wonderful gift, you may open the shipping box it comes in - the joy is well wrapped inside. Merry Christmas!
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Benni: Your package will be on its merry way tomorrow. You can open the ‘oddly familiar’ posting box as the main present(s) are wrapped up inside. The tin contains something yummy to be enjoyed immediately and the CD is in dubious taste (this can also be ‘enjoyed’ immediately).
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Thetapeworm: It arrived a little late and has been sent by mrhermes yesterday
Butterface: Yours was definitely posted to your work address first class last Saturday so should be with you by now! Do you have roads down where you are yet..
. I can email a copy of your present to you if you haven't got it by Monday.samdale: Package 1 has been sent, and you can open the outer wrapper. Present 2 and 3 will be sent together early next week.
2gins: The outer box was just for posting. You may want to open the present itself to kids party music.
Office_Monkey: Your package has been dispatched via Royal Mail 1st class recorded delivery and it's okay to open the outer packaging as it's wrapped within. Should arrive Monday.
2ono: Do not open the box. Not all the presents were wrapped due to austerity measures. Remember to post pictures of your gifts to show other ph'ers how lucky you are.
Philski666:
AxGizmo: Presents have been posted out today. They are individually wrapped inside the box. I will not apologise for the quality of my wrapping, in fact I pride myself on it. Open the note first. Merry Christmas, SS
troc: Has it arrived yet?
Edited by The Moose on Saturday 17th December 20:00
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Dan_1981: No personalised cushion has been dispatched. The gift sent was wrapped in a very bad way possibly while drunk. FUN FACT: Penguins have knees
Master Bean: The Hermes people have your parcel out for delivery TODAY. Merry xmas, love SS
Dr Interceptor: Your gifts will be hand delivered to your home one night this week. Please advise if there is anywhere suitable Santa can leave them should you not be in.
Edited by The Moose on Monday 19th December 12:13
morgs_ said:
Just had a look at the status, currently 19 showing as not sent although reading back I believe there are a few who are just updating later, so hopefully less than that. I also imagine Moose couldn't possibly fall on his own sword
Last postage for 1st class is Wednesday for those who haven't posted yet! To those who might be hand delivering, top work
How strange as I have sent my parcel and had updated the wiki. Anyway, done it again!Last postage for 1st class is Wednesday for those who haven't posted yet! To those who might be hand delivering, top work
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