"Strippagrams", still a thing ?

"Strippagrams", still a thing ?

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Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Surely having a stripper organised for you by your parents belongs firmly in the council thread! laugh

SpunkyGlory

2,322 posts

165 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Slightly different but I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam with my ex, long story short we both ended up on stage eating a banana out of a stripper. That was an interesting night.

ReaperCushions

6,020 posts

184 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Ari said:
Surely having a stripper organised for you by your parents belongs firmly in the council thread! laugh
The whole thread belongs there!

ecsrobin

17,123 posts

165 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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northwest monkey said:
I (very occasionally) used to visit a pub in Salford & every so often a stripper would come in with a bloke - she'd strip off & the bloke would carry an empty pint pot around for you to stick a couple of quid in. They'd get to about £50 or so then they'd bugger off - presumably to another pub to do it all again.

Very strange!
Near Heathrow there's a pub called the woolpack you go in to a pub full of Brazilians in their underwear they take it in turns to collect their £1 coins in the pint glass and then use that money to pick a song on the jukebox, they do their dance and then for £5 they'll give a private dance next to the toilets rofl

Spent a whole day in their once trying to make them laugh whilst dancing, they even let us select the songs so the longest song on the jukebox we could find was Babylon zoo space man rofl we then kept saying it was a friends birthday so he kept having to pay for private dances!

It's got a huge car park, Sunday service anyone?

J4CKO

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41,566 posts

200 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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Not me but remember reading on Scoobynet about a lad on his Stag Do in a lap Dancing place, he had a dance off a girl, she a was a bit rough apparently, he emerged after the dance saying "God her arse absolutely stank, I am gagging here", so his mates had a whip round and gave the girl like 50 quid and said to give him an extra long, extra special dance, plenty of arse in the face action, thats his "thing", two songs at least biggrin

Apparently, he was not amused....


ukbabz

1,549 posts

126 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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SpunkyGlory said:
Slightly different but I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam with my ex, long story short we both ended up on stage eating a banana out of a stripper. That was an interesting night.
Ah the banana bar.. I ended up on stage there on a trip with some guys/girls from work, was a tad awkward after having my boxers dropped to my ankles by one of the lovely ladies..

Pickled

2,051 posts

143 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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ecsrobin said:
Near Heathrow there's a pub called the woolpack you go in to a pub full of Brazilians in their underwear they take it in turns to collect their £1 coins in the pint glass and then use that money to pick a song on the jukebox, they do their dance and then for £5 they'll give a private dance next to the toilets rofl

Spent a whole day in their once trying to make them laugh whilst dancing, they even let us select the songs so the longest song on the jukebox we could find was Babylon zoo space man rofl we then kept saying it was a friends birthday so he kept having to pay for private dances!

It's got a huge car park, Sunday service anyone?
There's a blast from the past! That place was grim, by the Nestle factory

ecsrobin

17,123 posts

165 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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Pickled said:
There's a blast from the past! That place was grim, by the Nestle factory
That's the one! It ebpven made it on to a series sky1, britains roughest pubs however it wasn't actually rough it was just a dive, likewise the ship anson in Portsmouth made it onto the programme but again it isn't rough and actually one of the best pubs in the area.

48k

13,091 posts

148 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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z4RRSchris said:
nop, browns is still there, along with metropolis, rainbow sports bar, ye old axe, the griffon, etc etc

there is a new one too by old street but i havent been yet.
Ahh - Browns, Metropolis, Axe and Griffin. That takes me back to working in the City in the early 2000's

Rough as a badgers arse especially at lunchtimes. I remember the Axe or Griffon had an old pool table which became a temporary stage with a thick bit of ply on top, girlie would walk round with her pint pot getting quids thrown in it and when she had enough she did a dance.

Classy places.

tomtom

4,225 posts

230 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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They've all gone a bit fancy now, especially Browns. It's not the spit & sawdust place it used to be. Er, so I'm told.

Shnozz

27,483 posts

271 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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48k said:
Ahh - Browns, Metropolis, Axe and Griffin. That takes me back to working in the City in the early 2000's

Rough as a badgers arse especially at lunchtimes. I remember the Axe or Griffon had an old pool table which became a temporary stage with a thick bit of ply on top, girlie would walk round with her pint pot getting quids thrown in it and when she had enough she did a dance.

Classy places.
Near the Axe (Wound) is also the (Spread) Eagle with similar performances. One of the funniest I have ever witnessed was a totally disinterested early 40's woman who wasn't in the best of shape. She stomped into the middle, put the ghetto blaster at her feet and pressed play before proceeding to remove bra and knickers in a right huff within about 20 seconds and basically pointing to her T & F in the most uninterested way. Proper gutter scutter of the worst sort. And fookin hilarious.

Anyone remember teh mucky ladies tent there used to be at Le Mans? Can't imagine that these days with the Audi corporate take over.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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Page two must be good as the works filter has blocked it frown

andrewrob

2,913 posts

190 months

Friday 4th November 2016
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Saw this topic and then remembered this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/s...

shep1001

4,600 posts

189 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Wagon & Horses at the end of the A5 near the M1 J9. Never realised what went on in there till a customer wanted to go for lunch a few years ago. Still going I believe not sure how 'dirty' it is these days. I remember one of the dancers dipping a dildo in somebodies pint as lube & sticking it up her kipper. Classy joint!

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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shep1001 said:
Wagon & Horses at the end of the A5 near the M1 J9. Never realised what went on in there till a customer wanted to go for lunch a few years ago. Still going I believe not sure how 'dirty' it is these days. I remember one of the dancers dipping a dildo in somebodies pint as lube & sticking it up her kipper. Classy joint!
That's not any "end" of the A5.

PoleDriver

28,640 posts

194 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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It's been refurbed and is now called, I believe, 'Junction 9'! whistle

Robbo 27

3,641 posts

99 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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A female relative of mine had a surprise stripper for her birthday.

Took off loads of layers of his pants and jiggled about in front of her.

Even got his cock out, two inches from her face.

It was her 80th birthday.

Not good.






shep1001

4,600 posts

189 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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PoleDriver said:
It's been refurbed and is now called, I believe, 'Junction 9'! whistle
Have you heard if its any good? wink

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

245 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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jshell said:
FN2TypeR said:
jshell said:
Similar in Aberdeen. Leaving do, two srippers, busy pub. Leaver on floor lying on back with icecube in mouth and underwearless stripper riding the ice cube. The staff, once they noticed, went absolutely mental fighting their way through the crowd to stop the show and protect the licence!!!
Sounds like the Market Arms, I witnessed a couple of losers being dunted from there only a few months ago for having a cheeky shag at one of the tables.
Ha, not quite, was the College!
I had similar many years ago in the St Clements, she lifted a small Schweppes bottle then an ice cube from my mouth using only her lady bits, I was a bit concerned about the bottle being dropped on my teeth but she must have had great muscle control as all she didn't drop either. biggrin

jshell

11,006 posts

205 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Corpulent Tosser said:
jshell said:
FN2TypeR said:
jshell said:
Similar in Aberdeen. Leaving do, two srippers, busy pub. Leaver on floor lying on back with icecube in mouth and underwearless stripper riding the ice cube. The staff, once they noticed, went absolutely mental fighting their way through the crowd to stop the show and protect the licence!!!
Sounds like the Market Arms, I witnessed a couple of losers being dunted from there only a few months ago for having a cheeky shag at one of the tables.
Ha, not quite, was the College!
I had similar many years ago in the St Clements, she lifted a small Schweppes bottle then an ice cube from my mouth using only her lady bits, I was a bit concerned about the bottle being dropped on my teeth but she must have had great muscle control as all she didn't drop either. biggrin
Wasn't Claire with the white makeup was it? hehe