First to pop off...............2017.
Discussion
ukbabz said:
Mr Snrub said:
I think that's because the Grim Reaper is still trying to pluck up the courage to pay him a visit
He manned up and paid Lemmy a visit..Grim Reaper, Sorry Mr Kilmister, your time is up and you have to come with me.
Lemmy, Please, don't apologise, I've had a good life. Fancy a drink?
Grim Reaper, OK, what's the worst that could happen?
Several days later the Grim Reaper regained consciousness to discover himself handcuffed to a shopping trolley in the lounge of Malaga airport dressed as a schoolgirl and wearing a traffic cone upon his head. He has tendered his resignation and is still waiting to regain the full use of his limbs and bodily functions.
Tango13 said:
ukbabz said:
Mr Snrub said:
I think that's because the Grim Reaper is still trying to pluck up the courage to pay him a visit
He manned up and paid Lemmy a visit..Grim Reaper, Sorry Mr Kilmister, your time is up and you have to come with me.
Lemmy, Please, don't apologise, I've had a good life. Fancy a drink?
Grim Reaper, OK, what's the worst that could happen?
Several days later the Grim Reaper regained consciousness to discover himself handcuffed to a shopping trolley in the lounge of Malaga airport dressed as a schoolgirl and wearing a traffic cone upon his head. He has tendered his resignation and is still waiting to regain the full use of his limbs and bodily functions.
J4CKO said:
Tango13 said:
ukbabz said:
Mr Snrub said:
I think that's because the Grim Reaper is still trying to pluck up the courage to pay him a visit
He manned up and paid Lemmy a visit..Grim Reaper, Sorry Mr Kilmister, your time is up and you have to come with me.
Lemmy, Please, don't apologise, I've had a good life. Fancy a drink?
Grim Reaper, OK, what's the worst that could happen?
Several days later the Grim Reaper regained consciousness to discover himself handcuffed to a shopping trolley in the lounge of Malaga airport dressed as a schoolgirl and wearing a traffic cone upon his head. He has tendered his resignation and is still waiting to regain the full use of his limbs and bodily functions.
Morningside said:
J4CKO said:
Tango13 said:
ukbabz said:
Mr Snrub said:
I think that's because the Grim Reaper is still trying to pluck up the courage to pay him a visit
He manned up and paid Lemmy a visit..Grim Reaper, Sorry Mr Kilmister, your time is up and you have to come with me.
Lemmy, Please, don't apologise, I've had a good life. Fancy a drink?
Grim Reaper, OK, what's the worst that could happen?
Several days later the Grim Reaper regained consciousness to discover himself handcuffed to a shopping trolley in the lounge of Malaga airport dressed as a schoolgirl and wearing a traffic cone upon his head. He has tendered his resignation and is still waiting to regain the full use of his limbs and bodily functions.
GR. Hey Lemmy, look at my score for the year, look how bad ass I am!!
Lemmy. If you're that bad ass go collect the soul of Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris...
GR. Erm...
Craphouserat said:
I can see Guy Martin going before his time in some freak biking accident ! Which would be a shame as I enjoy his programs !!
I wonder about Guy, hey Guy, fancy being the new Fred Dibnah, there's buckets of money in it, er the TT starts in a month so I'm busy plus I've got a scania on the ramp with the gearbox out WTFThough with that many pins in his body I can't see old age being much fun so perhaps he's right, live life to the full then bang, as long as you don't end up drooling into a bib for the last 30 years
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