High-class escorts.

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fatboy18

18,954 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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coopedup said:
fatboy18 said:
These Escorts used to be at the upper end of the market!
God I still want one of these cloud9
Mate of mine bought one of those when it first came out, it was nicked within 2 months from the garage in his back garden frown

coopedup

3,741 posts

140 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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fatboy18 said:
ate of mine bought one of those when it first came out, it was nicked within 2 months from the garage in his back garden frown
I nearly got one back in the day but went for R5 GTT, frown

fatboy18

18,954 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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coopedup said:
fatboy18 said:
ate of mine bought one of those when it first came out, it was nicked within 2 months from the garage in his back garden frown
I nearly got one back in the day but went for R5 GTT, frown
Another of my mates used to sell those, bloody quick car!

Sorry for the thread de- rail!

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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A friend of mine bumped into a former colleague and noticed he was with a much younger woman she didn't recognise. She went over to say hello and her friend introduced his companion as 'a high class escort'. Apparently she really was an escort, not sure about high class though.

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Do they take card?

fatboy18

18,954 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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sc0tt said:
Do they take card?
I bet they do now, probably got one of those scan apps on an Iphone or something.

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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fatboy18 said:
sc0tt said:
Do they take card?
I bet they do now, probably got one of those scan apps on an Iphone or something.
Fingers crossed as I have no cash on me. hehe

Edited by sc0tt on Wednesday 11th January 20:02

baldy1926

2,136 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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sc0tt said:
Do they take card?
I had 3rd party dealings with one last week, and before you ask i didnt even see her, with her you would have been in luck as she took cards.

I'm not certain how much it was but it was £250 cash and an unknown amount on a card

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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El stovey said:
PurpleMoonlight said:
El stovey said:
The benefits to me of having a partner are to do with sharing and companionship and having an equal partnership. I'm not sure I'd find that with escorts. (High class or otherwise) To me, It's unlikely the emotional rewards being in a loving relationship gives, can be replicated by paying someone to have sex with you and pretend to like you.
I'm sorry to critisise, but you are deluded if you think men see prostitutes for any kind of emotional relationship substitute.

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Well yes, that's the point. They don't replace relationships. I am 100% certain though there will be many men that see prostitution as a substitute for non paid relationships.

I know a bloke who goes to escorts a lot. He doesn't bother with more traditional girl friends as he can't be bothered meeting them and going through the whole process of getting to know them and finding out if they'll let him do exotic stuff to them . He freely admits himself that seeing them so frequently has skewed his views on what a relationship is. He rationalises it much like many posters in here who say "all men pay for it " type comments.
Even if you ignore the "exotic stuff" angle. I can see why dating is a faff. Spend a few days/weeks messaging/calling then go for a date or 2 then realise that you have nothing in common or shes nuts or you have unrealistic expectations. In an age of instant gratification with FacebookaGram. Who wants to waste 3-4 weeks per girl. And I freely admit that during my brief foray into online dating last year, I was often talking to multiple girls at the same time. And I'm no high baller player. I'm too tight (not enough if I'm honest) to pay hundreds of pounds. But I can completely understand why those guys do.

blinkythefish said:
briang9 said:
4x4Tyke said:
Cathy of Norwich must be a stunner, average price paid £20.....lick
Crikey, one of the "top reviewers" seems to have spunked 27545 quid on ropey hookers. It must be about ready to fall off.

Cheaper than getting married I suppose......
And therin lies the reason. There's numerous threads on PH let alone the wider world of guys who've gotten married and then divorced a short time later and been utterly amazed that this once beautiful creature is trying to take every asset they've ever owned AND a slice of their ongoing for the rest of their lives.

In relation to the earlier poster. "If I won the EuroMillions"

Personally, IIWTE's I'd NEVER get married unless she was equally wealthy!

Krikkit

26,538 posts

182 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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This thread is a goldmine of hilarity, long may it continue!

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

158 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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If you just want sex then seeing a professional is quicker, easier and possibly cheaper.

And, there is much more choice available.

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av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Mmm....not quite the same without the chase....we chaps like a challenge don't we.

Besides, who'd want to go where a thousand other snakes have visited and probably infected.

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

158 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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av185 said:
Mmm....not quite the same without the chase....we chaps like a challenge don't we.

Besides, who'd want to go where a thousand other snakes have visited and probably infected.
How do you know the one you are chasing hasn't been caught a thousand times before and infected?

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Thing is, it is a forgone conclusion what will happen with 'certain' women of ill repute.

But with an 'escort', this is presumably not the case and makes it more of a challenge should you decide thats what you want.

You never know, she could well have some intelligence beneath the veneer, you could even have meaningful and profound conversation over dinner, like one another and actually strike up some relationship. Not unlike Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

Who was it who once said 'to get inside a proper womans body, one firstly has to get inside her mind.' confused

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minky monkey

1,526 posts

167 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Hoofy said:
I can taste a bit of my lunch.
You must have had the fish.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
av185 said:
Mmm....not quite the same without the chase....we chaps like a challenge don't we.

Besides, who'd want to go where a thousand other snakes have visited and probably infected.
How do you know the one you are chasing hasn't been caught a thousand times before and infected?
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Ari said:
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin
Going for the posh types there I see
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Jasandjules

69,924 posts

230 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Going for the posh types there I see
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That is posh up North wink

hora

37,163 posts

212 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Ari said:
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin
Going for the posh types there I see
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Ever been on a night out in Tunbridge Wells?

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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minky monkey said:
Hoofy said:
I can taste a bit of my lunch.
You must have had the fish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lV5NuGu5yI

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I would have thought that if your lady garden was your business. You might pay attention to the good running of such a thing. Unlike girls in the pub who will go bagless with the local dealer and his m8's for 1/2 a gram and a vodka redbull.