High-class escorts.

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26,301 posts

223 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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hora said:
kowalski655 said:
Ari said:
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin
Going for the posh types there I see
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Ever been on a night out in Tunbridge Wells?
Yes, last week. Disappointing really, in terms of totty.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Ari said:
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin
Going for the posh types there I see
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Well, we are discussing 'High Class'! laugh

wack

2,103 posts

207 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Ari said:
Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen) biggrin
Going for the posh types there I see
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I was talking to a guy in a pub a few months back, he was telling me about his time as a single man between marriages , plenty of fish was his weapon of choice

He was really funny , told me about this one girl he'd agreed to meet in the pub, they had a drink then he offered to walk her home

in his words, on the way she dragged me into a local park, noshed me off, swallowed the lot then we carried on , when we got to hers she let the babysitter go then invited me in , another drink then as I left her parting words were i'm free saturday, if you buy me dinner you can fk me

classy

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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And did you believe the bloke in the pub? smile

Davey S2

13,097 posts

255 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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wack said:
I was talking to a guy in a pub a few months back, he was telling me about his time as a single man between marriages , plenty of fish was his weapon of choice

He was really funny , told me about this one girl he'd agreed to meet in the pub, they had a drink then he offered to walk her home

in his words, on the way she dragged me into a local park, noshed me off, swallowed the lot then we carried on , when we got to hers she let the babysitter go then invited me in , another drink then as I left her parting words were i'm free saturday, if you buy me dinner you can fk me

classy
Was this him?



andymc

7,358 posts

208 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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I have a few mates that used POF and this does seem to be plausible, loads of birds slacker than my grannies teeth

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Women like dirty sex too.

Shock revelation for some on PH by the sound of it.

Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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desolate said:
Women like dirty sex too.

Shock revelation for some on PH by the sound of it.
Most of them didn't when they were married. Hence why they are slinging it to anyone who wants it on PoF.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Hainey said:
Most of them didn't when they were married. Hence why they are slinging it to anyone who wants it on PoF.
Maybe they did but where to shy too tell the husbands for fear of being judged?



jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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about 20 years ago i was sitting in the car with a business partner. my phone rang , it was some girl who i had met at the weekend. anyway we agreed to meet up for a drink. my friend asked me what the call was about. i told him what it was. he said feck that , i shag page 3 girls. i took one look at him and thought , yeah right.
he then explained that he called some guy up and he arranged for a girls to turn up at his hotel room. the cost ? i asked him, £450 . feck that , £450 a night , i wouldnt pay that. i was wrong , it was £ 450 per hour.
and his mrs was stunning to look at smile
i should add that he is a very wealthy guy . i would be happy earning a year what he used to earn in one week. not that that makes a difference. i still could not pay

Tango13

8,450 posts

177 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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desolate said:
Women like dirty sex too.

Shock revelation for some on PH by the sound of it.
yes

I used to know one girl that liked to be spanked on the bottom with a Womans Weekly

InductionRoar

2,014 posts

133 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Tango13 said:
yes

I used to know one girl that liked to be spanked on the bottom with a Womans Weekly
hehe

You know your bird is classy when she insists you spank her with Horse and Hound magazine.

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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And even classier when she invites the horse and hound to join you.....

Condi

17,216 posts

172 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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Ive known a quite a few strippers and a couple who certainly offered more if the money was right. Most of them lovely girls, you'd never know what they did for a hobby/job if you met them on the street. Just saw it as an easy way to have fun and earn more cash than they knew what to do with. Own house at 22, travel round the world, nice clothes and shoes. Obviously with that lifestyle there were drugs involved but they wernt addicts or using it to 'block out' what they were doing as some will assume.

Cant knock them for it, they've done alright for themselves. Unfortunatly Ive not found anyone who wants to pay me for sex yet. hehe

glenrobbo

35,284 posts

151 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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Condi said:
Ive known a quite a few strippers and a couple who certainly offered more if the money was right. Unfortunatly Ive not found anyone who wants to pay me for sex yet. hehe
Would 5p be enough? wink

hora

37,163 posts

212 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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Slightly OT but why doesn't Ford bei g the Escort name back?

DonkeyApple

55,400 posts

170 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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hora said:
Slightly OT but why doesn't Ford bei g the Escort name back?
Well, they've had the Escort, the Probe and the Cougar, it's probably time for the Reacharound or Feltch.

al1991

4,552 posts

181 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
Well, they've had the Escort, the Probe and the Cougar, it's probably time for the Reacharound or Feltch.
hehe

Very good.

Scawie

331 posts

209 months

Saturday 14th January 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
Well, they've had the Escort, the Probe and the Cougar, it's probably time for the Reacharound or Feltch.
And wasn't the Fiesta named after a jazz mag?

hora

37,163 posts

212 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
Well, they've had the Escort, the Probe and the Cougar, it's probably time for the Reacharound or Feltch.
Ooo I see what you did there