High-class escorts.

[anonymous-user]

antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her. I got a text this morning saying she'd been looking through the history trying to find her flight info, and why had I looked at 8 pages of high class escorts

Now, the legendary stupid response should have been "you were going away, I knew I'd be bored". However, I'm not that cruel and actually quite like being married, so explained it was just a PH thread.

Fortunately my wife is level headed and reasonable so all is well with the world.

why have you changed your name? Are you still going to try out that loacal escort you were asking about on another thread?

mrs antspants

[Flip Martian]

antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her. I got a text this morning saying she'd been looking through the history trying to find her flight info, and why had I looked at 8 pages of high class escorts

Now, the legendary stupid response should have been "you were going away, I knew I'd be bored". However, I'm not that cruel and actually quite like being married, so explained it was just a PH thread.

Fortunately my wife is level headed and reasonable so all is well with the world.

My wife knows nothing about internet history...

[antspants]

Gits!!

[Alex_225]

Flip Martian said:

My wife knows nothing about internet history...

Is that because your computer has never had any? haha

[steveatesh]

antspants said:

Gits!!

She's "working away" for a couple weeks?

Is that a euphemism then? How can you be sure she's not been ogled on an escort site and requested for service? !

[conkerman]

Hainey said:

Yeah I think I saw that movie. Pretty sure the outsourced bloke was African though, not Polish.

His sauce was out at the end.

[boxst]

antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her. I got a text this morning saying she'd been looking through the history trying to find her flight info, and why had I looked at 8 pages of high class escorts

Now, the legendary stupid response should have been "you were going away, I knew I'd be bored". However, I'm not that cruel and actually quite like being married, so explained it was just a PH thread.

Fortunately my wife is level headed and reasonable so all is well with the world.

You need to go to Mumsnet and find the 'My husband is looking at escort sites'. And see within 3 replies that she should be gathering all your financial information and preparing to leave.

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

xjay1337 said:

13m said:

Eating out at a local restaurant with Mrs 13M last night,

oi oi.

You rang m'lord?

Sorry for the slight delay - have been otherwise engaged with other clients.....

[vonuber]

antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her. I got a text this morning saying she'd been looking through the history trying to find her flight info, and why had I looked at 8 pages of high class escorts

Why on earth do you save your Internet history?

Anyway, does anyone know if the same situation regarding high class hookers applies to women looking for men and what the uptake is?

[Jasandjules]

Ari said:

I was right

I could not put it better than Mr Churchill, so here he is

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”

[Trabi601]

antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her.

Oh look, a poor person!

Seriously, though. Sharing an iPad / laptop / desktop etc., with the wife is not only a bit odd, but also asking to be caught doing something she won't approve of.

[antspants]

Trabi601 said:

Oh look, a poor person!

Seriously, though. Sharing an iPad / laptop / desktop etc., with the wife is not only a bit odd, but also asking to be caught doing something she won't approve of.

You make a fair point. If I cancel Olger tomorrow I can afford to buy her one of her own, although that maybe closing the stable door a bit late.

I don't see that sharing an iPad is strange, it just sits there for whoever wants to use it. I've got nothing to hide in terms of browsing history, which is why it never even crossed my mind how this thread title might be construed.

[Trabi601]

antspants said:

You make a fair point. If I cancel Olger tomorrow I can afford to buy her one of her own, although that maybe closing the stable door a bit late.

I don't see that sharing an iPad is strange, it just sits there for whoever wants to use it. I've got nothing to hide in terms of browsing history, which is why it never even crossed my mind how this thread title might be construed.

We have one each, set up with our iCloud and Gmail accounts, our Facebook accounts, our own photos, documents etc., just can't envisage an iPad as a multi-user device.

[antspants]

^. To be fair we're probably not that different, both have laptops, separate email accounts, she uses FB, I don't. The iPad just tends to be what gets picked up at home for browsing and then she takes away for work when she doesn't need a laptop. Separate iPads as well just seemed overkill tbh.

Anyway I've dragged this well off topic sorry, back to those hookers the lot of you

[DonkeyApple]

Trabi601 said:

antspants said:

You make a fair point. If I cancel Olger tomorrow I can afford to buy her one of her own, although that maybe closing the stable door a bit late.

I don't see that sharing an iPad is strange, it just sits there for whoever wants to use it. I've got nothing to hide in terms of browsing history, which is why it never even crossed my mind how this thread title might be construed.

We have one each, set up with our iCloud and Gmail accounts, our Facebook accounts, our own photos, documents etc., just can't envisage an iPad as a multi-user device.

It's a weird world as I see your set up as the odd one. I just bought one iPad and it's slung in the corner for anyone in the family to use if they need to as a family thing.

[creampuff]

13m said:

El stovey said:

The term high class doesn't mean they are upmarket, it's a term to differentiate them from escorts who you just shag, high class escorts apparently provide a larger variety of services and experiences.

Ironing?

I'm thinking going up the backdoor while she irons your pants.

[Flip Martian]

Trabi601 said:

Seriously, though. Sharing an iPad / laptop / desktop etc., with the wife is not only a bit odd, but also asking to be caught doing something she won't approve of.

This says so much about your browsing habits. Those with nothing to hide from their wives wouldn't think it odd at all.

Edited by Flip Martian on Wednesday 18th January 09:36

[ascayman]

DonkeyApple said:

Trabi601 said:

antspants said:

You make a fair point. If I cancel Olger tomorrow I can afford to buy her one of her own, although that maybe closing the stable door a bit late.

I don't see that sharing an iPad is strange, it just sits there for whoever wants to use it. I've got nothing to hide in terms of browsing history, which is why it never even crossed my mind how this thread title might be construed.

We have one each, set up with our iCloud and Gmail accounts, our Facebook accounts, our own photos, documents etc., just can't envisage an iPad as a multi-user device.

It's a weird world as I see your set up as the odd one. I just bought one iPad and it's slung in the corner for anyone in the family to use if they need to as a family thing.

Yep trabi is the strange one. The ipad is there for anyone that needs it. Sharing is caring after all.

[Morningside]

What a strange direction this thread has taken.

Looking at that punter review site it seems the main complaint is that the ladies don't show any interest in what they are doing or getting it over and done with as quickly as they can.

Now I would have thought that if you are selling a product it's in your own interest to at least look mildly bothered. Maybe it's because A) Doing it short term because someone said you can make a fast buck B) Headache C) Slave due to human trafficking.

[Flip Martian]

Morningside said:

What a strange direction this thread has taken.

Looking at that punter review site it seems the main complaint is that the ladies don't show any interest in what they are doing or getting it over and done with as quickly as they can.

Now I would have thought that if you are selling a product it's in your own interest to at least look mildly bothered. Maybe it's because A) Doing it short term because someone said you can make a fast buck B) Headache C) Slave due to human trafficking.

or D) Always another punter coming along soon and they really don't give two hoots...