High-class escorts.
Discussion
Falsey said:
I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too 
Woooaah, wait, back the truck up, Jack! 
We're going to be needing a little more information here..!
Ari said:
Woooaah, wait, back the truck up, Jack!
We're going to be needing a little more information here..!
No, please don't.We're going to be needing a little more information here..!
I've seen the swinger programmes on TV (C4 and C5 seem to favour sordid documentaries)... I don't need to know about the sex lives of a flabby ageing couple from some godforsaken provincial council estate
Falsey said:
To be brutally honest I dont really give a f
k how many men/women/inbetween the girl Im pounding has seen.
Same rules apply to a seasoned veteran as would apply to a virgin. You gotta be clean, good looking, play safe, and not have the clam looking like a smashed kebab.
I got around a fair amount in years past, and feel it would be beyond hypocritical of me to insist on my hookup being an untouched flower. Lets be real here, if you are looking for a good lay, you go for someone with experience who knows what they are doing. If I was looking for someone to sort my car I wouldnt hand the job to a 16 year old who'd never lifted a bonnet before.
I would count myself as fortunate enough to have met (and played with) a wide gamut of people from the quiet girl in the office through to the 'liberated' stripper. Everyone of them is a normal person, with varying degress of insatiability or insanity, and I dont even consider the morality of how much they like to get laid.
I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
Start seeing sex for what it is, a fun activity that makes your dingle feel good for a little bit. Its not particularly morally interesting or whatever. Forget the guilt, forget the guilting, have a bit of fun and allow yourselves and others to have a good time!
As for high class escort definition. I would say high class is a function of cost and attractiveness. They cost more, but they usually look better and would, I assume, offer a higher quality of service and accomodation than a £50 wham bam.
Good for you guys. God forbid two people behave like adults and respect each other. k how many men/women/inbetween the girl Im pounding has seen.Same rules apply to a seasoned veteran as would apply to a virgin. You gotta be clean, good looking, play safe, and not have the clam looking like a smashed kebab.
I got around a fair amount in years past, and feel it would be beyond hypocritical of me to insist on my hookup being an untouched flower. Lets be real here, if you are looking for a good lay, you go for someone with experience who knows what they are doing. If I was looking for someone to sort my car I wouldnt hand the job to a 16 year old who'd never lifted a bonnet before.
I would count myself as fortunate enough to have met (and played with) a wide gamut of people from the quiet girl in the office through to the 'liberated' stripper. Everyone of them is a normal person, with varying degress of insatiability or insanity, and I dont even consider the morality of how much they like to get laid.
I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
Start seeing sex for what it is, a fun activity that makes your dingle feel good for a little bit. Its not particularly morally interesting or whatever. Forget the guilt, forget the guilting, have a bit of fun and allow yourselves and others to have a good time!
As for high class escort definition. I would say high class is a function of cost and attractiveness. They cost more, but they usually look better and would, I assume, offer a higher quality of service and accomodation than a £50 wham bam.
Edited by crofty1984 on Monday 30th January 22:06
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
schmunk said:
xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
schmunk said:
xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
xjay1337 said:
schmunk said:
xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
boxst said:
xjay1337 said:
schmunk said:
xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
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I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too
Many years ago, when I started contracting, I was a regular in my bank to pay the weekly cheque in. Almost exactly the same day/time each week. The teller was always the same, quite a pretty, but very looking sexy lady, I’m guessing about 40yrs old. And, as I possess the required PH excellent driver observational skills, I noticed her figure was pretty dam good as well!. Then one day, she wasn’t there. And she never returned. I eventually made a casual enquiry to the new teller, to be told she wasn’t working there anymore, they didn’t like her having an evening job in a Sauna/Massage parlour! You don’t know how annoyed I was that I never knew that before. I love a nice Sauna!
robinessex said:
Many years ago, when I started contracting, I was a regular in my bank to pay the weekly cheque in. Almost exactly the same day/time each week. The teller was always the same, quite a pretty, but very looking sexy lady, I’m guessing about 40yrs old. And, as I possess the required PH excellent driver observational skills, I noticed her figure was pretty dam good as well!. Then one day, she wasn’t there. And she never returned. I eventually made a casual enquiry to the new teller, to be told she wasn’t working there anymore, they didn’t like her having an evening job in a Sauna/Massage parlour! You don’t know how annoyed I was that I never knew that before. I love a nice Sauna!
Why were you annoyed? Just because she no longer worked at the bank, you could still have gone round for a good 'sauna'. Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff