High-class escorts.

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Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Incidentally - it's not just bank workers (I'm not sure this qualifies as 'high class' however! biggrin )

Probably best not to click if you're at work (although it is just a link to a local newspaper site).

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news...

thebraketester

14,244 posts

139 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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xjay1337 said:
thebraketester said:
Jay will do anything you want.... providing you've got the money
I do, but since you have owed me £30 for 6 months now..........
yeah but the sucky sucky was a bit lacking.

jeebus

445 posts

185 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Ari said:
Incidentally - it's not just bank workers (I'm not sure this qualifies as 'high class' however! biggrin )

Probably best not to click if you're at work (although it is just a link to a local newspaper site).

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news...
laughlaughlaughlaugh Starred in a video called "Omars fat bird frenzy"

robinessex

11,062 posts

182 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Ari said:
robinessex said:
Many years ago, when I started contracting, I was a regular in my bank to pay the weekly cheque in. Almost exactly the same day/time each week. The teller was always the same, quite a pretty, but very looking sexy lady, I’m guessing about 40yrs old. And, as I possess the required PH excellent driver observational skills, I noticed her figure was pretty dam good as well!. Then one day, she wasn’t there. And she never returned. I eventually made a casual enquiry to the new teller, to be told she wasn’t working there anymore, they didn’t like her having an evening job in a Sauna/Massage parlour! You don’t know how annoyed I was that I never knew that before. I love a nice Sauna!
Why were you annoyed? Just because she no longer worked at the bank, you could still have gone round for a good 'sauna'.
No idea where it was. Didn't have any locally

Falsey

449 posts

140 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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crofty1984 said:
Good for you guys. God forbid two people behave like adults and respect each other. smile
I know, how refreshing! Thanks.

Trabi601 said:
Ari said:
Woooaah, wait, back the truck up, Jack! eek

We're going to be needing a little more information here..! ears
No, please don't.

I've seen the swinger programmes on TV (C4 and C5 seem to favour sordid documentaries)... I don't need to know about the sex lives of a flabby ageing couple from some godforsaken provincial council estate wink
I hate to be the bearer of disappointing news but we are neither flabby or ageing. Im 26 and currently between 65 and 70kg. My partner is 33 and I couldnt give you an exact number on weight, but is less than me.

We arent attracted to old munters either. We prefer to play with people we get along with.

I credit a portion of our 'success' in this scene to the fact that we are what most people would describe as conventionally attractive people. I was actually extremely flattered last week when the pair of us were invited to attend an 'elite' swingers party in March!

xjay1337 said:
I'm sorry, I'm calling custard.
Thats fair enough! Im not going to attempt to convince you one way or another. Ill just say that if all parties are sufficiently motivated and relaxed about the whole deal you can achieve all manner of things. And you would probably be very surprised about what happens in every street around the country (and world) behind closed doors.

Didnt expect such a response to be honest. This weekend we are off to meet a lovely looking 28 year old lady who has decided she wants to broaden some horizons, so Ill be sure to keep you in the loop laughwink

KTF

9,807 posts

151 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Falsey said:
This weekend we are off to meet a lovely looking 28 year old lady who has decided she wants to broaden some horizons, so Ill be sure to keep you in the loop laughwink
Pictures (with or without custard) or it didn't happen wink

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Pictures holding 3 fingers up to Camera.

illmonkey

18,209 posts

199 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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xjay1337 said:
Pictures, holding 3 fingers up, to Camera.
You forgot the commas, lad.

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Falsey said:
. This weekend we are off to meet a lovely looking 28 year old lady who has decided she wants to broaden some horizons, so Ill be sure to keep you in the loop laughwink
We're going to choose new carpet.
I'm not jealous.



Honest

Falsey

449 posts

140 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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xjay1337 said:
Pictures holding 3 fingers up to Camera.
Excuse me ladies, yes the flaps are all well and good, but could you hold some fingers up on camera so I can prove to the lads on the car forum that I am indeed with two other human females this weekend?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Falsey said:
Excuse me ladies, yes the flaps are all well and good, but could you hold some fingers up on camera so I can prove to the lads on the car forum that I am indeed with two other human females this weekend?
Pretty much.


If they're free spirited and up for the fun, I don't see why they would mind.


Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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stuartmmcfc said:
Falsey said:
. This weekend we are off to meet a lovely looking 28 year old lady who has decided she wants to broaden some horizons, so Ill be sure to keep you in the loop laughwink
We're going to choose new carpet.
I'm not jealous.



Honest
Don't worry - he might well have to get a new carpet after this weekend as well.

paul.deitch

2,104 posts

258 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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We've got one of those swingers clubs about 2km away from us on the main road.
http://www.joyclub.de/my/3813491.club_rose.html

You don't have to be attractive to swing. If you're male you pay between 50-80 euros, ladies free, and discounts for "members".

No I haven't visited but I've driven past for years. Honest guv.

As far as I know they don't seem to cause any problems. It did partially burn about 7 years ago. There must be a joke in there somewhere.

Ki3r

7,821 posts

160 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Swinging and sex with multiple people isn't for me...just going to disappoint more people at the same time.

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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xjay1337 said:
Falsey said:
Excuse me ladies, yes the flaps are all well and good, but could you hold some fingers up on camera so I can prove to the lads on the car forum that I am indeed with two other human females this weekend?
Pretty much.


If they're free spirited and up for the fun, I don't see why they would mind.
Is it really that amazingly unbelievable that his in an open relationship?
It's not as if he's claiming ownership of an MC12 and that he works for uber in it is he!

Sump

5,484 posts

168 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Falsey said:
To be brutally honest I dont really give a fk how many men/women/inbetween the girl Im pounding has seen.

Same rules apply to a seasoned veteran as would apply to a virgin. You gotta be clean, good looking, play safe, and not have the clam looking like a smashed kebab.

I got around a fair amount in years past, and feel it would be beyond hypocritical of me to insist on my hookup being an untouched flower. Lets be real here, if you are looking for a good lay, you go for someone with experience who knows what they are doing. If I was looking for someone to sort my car I wouldnt hand the job to a 16 year old who'd never lifted a bonnet before.

I would count myself as fortunate enough to have met (and played with) a wide gamut of people from the quiet girl in the office through to the 'liberated' stripper. Everyone of them is a normal person, with varying degress of insatiability or insanity, and I dont even consider the morality of how much they like to get laid.

I have been with hundreds of women, and I know my girlfriend (who I love very much) has been with probably hundreds of men and women. The sex is great. Our lives are great. We are absolutely honest with eachother in every respect. We met eachother in a casual meet and play atmosphere and very quickly realised that we were the ones for eachother. How romantic. And the numbers are going up, seeing as we like to swing too tongue out

Start seeing sex for what it is, a fun activity that makes your dingle feel good for a little bit. Its not particularly morally interesting or whatever. Forget the guilt, forget the guilting, have a bit of fun and allow yourselves and others to have a good time!

As for high class escort definition. I would say high class is a function of cost and attractiveness. They cost more, but they usually look better and would, I assume, offer a higher quality of service and accomodation than a £50 wham bam.


thebraketester

14,244 posts

139 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Donald. RIP.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

138 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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ruggedscotty said:
Some folks need to get off their high horses, years ago used to work with a guy who's mrs was high class, Not a hair out of place, immaculate. earned in an hour what he would earn in a week with a saturday shift at double bubble....

Tiz money afterall, they have a good life style, he retired at 40 and they are both together still, guess she made a ton of money when she could and now they cruise and have not a worry... sleazy ? not as bad as those estate agents or libor manipulators ? This girl went in both eyes open and did what she had to do.

not forced not trafficked just a really nice girl who realised that she could make a mint. good on her.

So opinions and the like park em. move on and get on with your own life and leave em be.
I'd say having your lifestyle funded by the money your wife made from prostitution is rather sleazy.

andy_s

19,401 posts

260 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Falsey said:
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I'm behind you 100%. Well, not literally...

I've had a few interesting relationships and some great adventures in the past; when you deconstruct everything there is no real reason you shouldn't be able to explore and enjoy most of the many facets of sex.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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MarshPhantom said:
I'd say having your lifestyle funded by the money your wife made from prostitution is rather sleazy.
As long as they're happy, who cares? They're retired at 40, you are slogging the 9-5 until you're 75.

Tell me who's happier....