What have you ordered, which turned out substantially bigger

What have you ordered, which turned out substantially bigger

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Halmyre

11,185 posts

139 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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ecs0set said:
djt100 said:
America Again, So a few years ago me and 2 fiends decided to go and do a little tour of america in a camper van for a month.

So we went to the __estate agents__ and booked it all up. When we arrived to pick up the camper it was not what we were expecting. It was huge, Based on a F450 Truck if i remember rightly with something like a 7L V8 in it 2 flat screen TV's , King size bed and a fridge bigger than the one in my house.
I've highlighted your issue there. smile

I have collected:
1) A Rover V8 turned into a table, complete with 1m x 1m plus toughened glass table top in a TVR - had to take the passenger seat out and leave it behind, thank Christ I didn't crash as I'd have been decapitated. Not the smartest idea.

1b) A hardtail mountain bike in same TVR - it fits, but it looked very marginal on leaving the shop.

2) A 1 metre long mesh grill on a scooter without a backpack - from the looks on the way home, apparently having a wire mesh reinforced biker jacket / HANS device has yet to catch on

3) 10 square metres of turf in an Alfa estate (coincidence with a previous post!)

4) A 6 seater wooden table and a set of 4 chairs in the same Alfa. Which I then didn't like and bought another 6 seater wooden table and a set of 4 chairs to collect in the same Alfa - damn you Gumtree!

I think I need a post-it on the computer with the words "And how are you going to get that home?" written on it.
My other Alfa abuse was using it to carry home a very bushy 5-6ft Nordman Fir every Christmas, base of trunk rammed up against the back window and the pointy end brushing the windscreen, with me unable to make proper use of handbrake and the gear lever and the steering wheel.

cheddar

4,637 posts

174 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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I live alone in a small house but I just can't help myself when it comes to buying 'way larger than necessary' furniture

My dining table seats 10 (why smash )
My sofa is nearly 3 metres long
I had to knock two bedrooms into one so that my superking bed would fit
My wood stove takes logs up to 640mm and is rated at 24kw
Photo below of my stupidly huge coffee table


marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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cheddar said:
I live alone in a small house but I just can't help myself when it comes to buying 'way larger than necessary' furniture

My dining table seats 10 (why smash )
My sofa is nearly 3 metres long
I had to knock two bedrooms into one so that my superking bed would fit
My wood stove takes logs up to 640mm and is rated at 24kw
Photo below of my stupidly huge coffee table

This picture should be in the teeth itch thread.

7795

1,070 posts

181 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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A bonnet for a Ferrari 550m; the bill was somewhat larger than I expected. I didn't ask the cost but knowing Maranello Egham as I know them now, I will next time but there won't be one.

It was in 1999 and the memory is somewhat hazy but it was approx £13k parts + spraying + fitting + VAT + c.£17k.

Bristol spark

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4,382 posts

183 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Should have called this the "american thread" hehe

My breakfast yesterday, i didnt need lunch.




Goatex

164 posts

147 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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I've reached an age (36) that I can do longer rely on my mum to buy me my pants. Got to the stage last summer that some were in dire need of replacing and couldn't wait until Christmas in the hope that some more had been bought for me (which they were by the way). Although I strongly believe in supporting local shops, I couldn't face the embarrassment of potentially being served by a girl so fired up the Amazon and searched for some new pants. Once I'd found some that weren't overpriced, too gaudy or looked like that had been painted on the model I ordered what I thought was a pack of 3 large pairs. Couple of days later a jiffy bag arrived in the post, opened it and pull out what I first thought was a flag. Turns out I'd ordered a 3XL not 3x L. Seriously, they were massive.

Mr E

21,614 posts

259 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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MJ85 said:
"Won" some size 13 Hunter wellies on eBay for a bargain price.

They arrived. Packaging seemed a bit small... they were child size 13 wellies. DOH!
My child has a pair of hunters (with socks) because a 6'3" mate of mine did exactly this on eBay.

guitarcarfanatic

1,586 posts

135 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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Bristol spark said:
Should have called this the "american thread" hehe

My breakfast yesterday, i didnt need lunch.

Dennys?

Bristol spark

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4,382 posts

183 months

Thursday 12th January 2017
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guitarcarfanatic said:
Dennys?
Correct!

jumare

420 posts

149 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Spent a few months in the US for work so took wife and daughter (aged about 2) with me, asked for a family car, got this



Oldsmobile something, got changed for a Honda Accord as wife wouldn't drive it.

AC43

11,474 posts

208 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Goatex said:
I've reached an age (36) that I can do longer rely on my mum to buy me my pants. Got to the stage last summer that some were in dire need of replacing and couldn't wait until Christmas in the hope that some more had been bought for me (which they were by the way). Although I strongly believe in supporting local shops, I couldn't face the embarrassment of potentially being served by a girl so fired up the Amazon and searched for some new pants. Once I'd found some that weren't overpriced, too gaudy or looked like that had been painted on the model I ordered what I thought was a pack of 3 large pairs. Couple of days later a jiffy bag arrived in the post, opened it and pull out what I first thought was a flag. Turns out I'd ordered a 3XL not 3x L. Seriously, they were massive.
That reminds me of when a mate of mine was on holiday in NYC with his girlfriend.

He'd run out of condoms so went to the local corner shop to get some more.

The assistant asked him if he wanted small, medium or large.

He of course asked for large.

And was handed a large box containing 50 of them.

NDA

21,565 posts

225 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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When my 18 year old cat died, the kids wanted her buried at home.... so I ordered a little headstone. I must have got confused with millimetres and inches because a lorry turned up with a hydraulic lift to deliver a slab that would easily grace a family tomb. Wife not amused.

AB

16,975 posts

195 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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toohuge said:
Bristol spark said:
Jesus, just had a burgerking in Utah.

The drink is urm "large"



I wont need to buy a drink for the next week!
What car is that?
GMC Yukon XL wink

However, the interior is identical to the Chevy Tahoe/Suburban.

Basically the same car but with engine/gearbox variations I think. Yukon being slightly better.

LordHaveMurci

12,040 posts

169 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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J.R.B. said:
A pair of Focal Aria 948s. Took some explaining to my other half when they turned up. I've a photo somewhere of them next to the Tannoy floorstanders in my other system which show just how huge they are. Will have to locate it.
Went to collect the Monitor Audio GS60's from the dealer, got quite a shock when I walked in & saw two enormous boxes waiting for me!

OH was thrilled with those big boys in the living room, sold them 3 years later (for a modest profit) & replaced them with some smaller KEFs that never got used as they were rubbish, they sold 3 yrs later for a loss frown

GranCab

2,902 posts

146 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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I don't think we know how to overload vehicles properly here in the West ...








silentbrown

8,823 posts

116 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Cutmore

127 posts

155 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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I went to an auction house to buy a chest of drawers, pictures looked good, estimate of ~£30 or so.

Got there, spent a good 20 minutes looking for said drawers. I was just about to ask someone for a hand, then found them sitting on a table. Turns out it was a jewelry box, my socks never would have fit in the drawers.

steveb8189

473 posts

191 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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The Mrs has a habit of not checking the dimensions of things she buys online... Bought a water bowl for the cat which was about 50cm across and 20cm high. Would have made a good swimming pool for him.

C&C

3,306 posts

221 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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Nick NE said:
red_slr said:
rossub said:
Matt_N said:
Oakey said:
Was it this one:



I had the 32" version, it was a stunning picture back in the day
Yeh it was, lovely set.

I think Sony did actually produce a HD 1080P 40" CRT in the late 90s, but it cost something like £13k and weighed around 300kg!

The 36" Tosh was 120kg on the box iirc.
I had the 36" one and I remember it cost about £1200. Advertised it for free about 6 years ago, as long as someone came and took it away. No flipping way was I going to be lifting it anywhere.

I did feel bad though, as an old guy who was semi- disabled turned up with his mate to take it away. They really did struggle to get it through the house and into his motability Nissan Note. With hindsight, I should have helped. Ah well smile
We had this same set also. Moved house 3 times with this b@stard thing! And our first "house" was a flat... not on the ground floor... with no lift!
I bought a 36" Sony CRT in 1999 - it cost me £2499! But 'cost per lb' was pretty good value - I think it weighed approaching 20 stone.

I remember the day I bought it, phoning my mate to tell him what I'd just picked up, and he asked me what it was like, and saying to him that I had no idea because I couldn't get it out of the van on my own!

Cracking telly - managed to get £150 for it in 2007; fella got a bargain!
We got a Panasonic 36" CRT (TX-36PF10) in 2000 - think it was £2100. At the time there were only 3 CRTs at 36" - Sony, Toshiba and Panasonic - comparing them side by side in the one shop we could find stocking all of them, the Panny looked the better picture (IMHO).

Getting it home was a challenge as we also lived in an upstairs flat with no lift.

Since then we've moved it to our new house, and after that to FiL's flat, where he still enjoys using it to watch the cricket today. He's got Sky SD (no HD), and the picture still looks great - better than a HD flat screen displaying an SD signal.

17 years on it's still going strong and I wouldn't be surprised if it's got a good few years to go.

So, pretty good value in both £ per Kg and £ per year service.

Picture from a few years back in the flat. (That's not me in it).

P1020813 by conradsphotos, on Flickr




Edited by C&C on Friday 13th January 11:20

Ej74

1,038 posts

185 months

Friday 13th January 2017
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A chap turned up to buy my old fruit machine full size.

He turned up in a Astra hatch back with 2 kids.

He assured me it was OK. Well he only had 20 miles to do with it hanging half way out the back.