People that stink

[Johnniem]

Saw a programme on television recently. There was an article about a lady who noticed (a few years ago) that her husband was smelling rather rich. A real nasty smell that wasn't your normal BO. She stated that he was generally clean and used all the normal anti perspirant stuff but the smell was really quite potent. This went on for a long time and got progressively worse.

It happened that they had reason to visit a day centre for people with Parkinson's disease one day, perhaps to meet an old friend or something. The wife noticed that everyone smelt bad, like her husband. She realised that this was a smell of people suffering from this debilitating disease. She told science people about it. They did their tests and isolated the smell which is associated with Parkinson's suffers. The lady in question can detect the smell very early and the science bods are researching ways, of using the make up of the smell, to do the same.

This does not mean all people who smell bad have Parkinsons and does not excuse poor personal hygiene! As you were lads and lasses.

See here https://www.parkinsons.org.uk/news/21-october-2015...

[conkerman]

Skrr Skrr. You are Goatse AICMFP

[SkrrSkrr]

Vocal Minority said:

SkrrSkrr said:

hidetheelephants said:

FFS, what kind of bad diet/digestive disorder/malformed ahole do you lot have that you can't st without smearing it all over your crack? Most of the time I st and there's nothing there to wipe, it's usually only post-pub that there's any work to be done in wiping. Wet wipes are the work of beelzebub and people who flush them should be strung from lampposts by their heels.

Who said anything about the crack? i'm talking about the hole there is gonna be doodoo on the inner bit.

Get your girl to give you a rim job after you just wipe bet she'll taste st.

So you go digging around in there come shower time do you?

Nah, I squat and aim the shower head in that area. Gotta be squeaky clean.

[SkrrSkrr]

conkerman said:

Skrr Skrr. You are Goatse AICMFP

Rahtid, never me.

[hidetheelephants]

You have a clean fetish if you're worrying about what's lodged in your colon.

[creampuff]

I think I smelled a bit today. Biz trip was extended so I had to get some clothes out of the suitcase washing machine.

[J4CKO]

SkrrSkrr said:

J4CKO said:

Yeah, but having a shower after every one is a bit inconvenient and impractical.

Those moist paper things are good but not good for the environment, essential when travelling though as sphincters have no concept of you not really wanting a crap in an airport.

Showering once in the morning and again in the evening is impractical?

Wet wipes are better than toilet paper but still not as good as a shower.

I meant at work or when out and about, I tend to shower one or twice a day but not always twice, just got in and had a hot bath as was freezing.

Dont always have a shower before bed, unless feeling lucky

[Trabi601]

creampuff said:

I think I smelled a bit today. Biz trip was extended so I had to get some clothes out of the suitcase washing machine.

I always take a spare pair of trousers and a shirt for such eventualities. Usually have spare boxers and socks - but they can be washed in the bathroom sink if you're caught out.

[cwis]

SkrrSkrr said:

Nah, I squat and aim the shower head in that area. Gotta be squeaky clean.

Ah the "Undercarriage rinse".

Gotta keep the landing gear shiny!

[Swampy1982]

OzzyR1 said:

Swampy1982 said:

A bloke in my office often gets ridiculed (behind his back) for wearing the same trousers for more than 3 days

How on earth can you tell that someone in your office was wearing the same trousers on consecutive days? I wouldn't have a clue what trousers colleagues were wearing the previous day (unless they were a noticeably different colour/style to the norm or had a big mark on them or something).

Was trying to think what the nearest chaps to me had on shirt-wise too yesterday but no idea. Not sure I'd be able to identify whether they were wearing a "fresh" one today unless they came in looking un-ironed or had a bit of a whiff about them.

Do blokes generally log what colleagues are wearing or is it just me being being hugely unobservant?

The gent in question wears oversized baggy beige (trying to look European but failing) safari style trousers

Very obvious even to the most unobservant person...

They also appear with stains on them for 2-3 weeks, before being washed... god knows how long he wore them prior to getting the stains

[Vaud]

hidetheelephants said:

Wet wipes are the work of beelzebub and people who flush them should be strung from lampposts by their heels.

You can get flushable ones.

[Dr Murdoch]

OzzyR1 said:

How on earth can you tell that someone in your office was wearing the same trousers on consecutive days? I wouldn't have a clue what trousers colleagues were wearing the previous day (unless they were a noticeably different colour/style to the norm or had a big mark on them or something).

Was trying to think what the nearest chaps to me had on shirt-wise too yesterday but no idea. Not sure I'd be able to identify whether they were wearing a "fresh" one today unless they came in looking un-ironed or had a bit of a whiff about them.

Do blokes generally log what colleagues are wearing or is it just me being being hugely unobservant?

I know of an ex-colleague who wore the same trousers for 8 months without washing.

He couldn't understand the problem as they were 'clean' (in a look clean kind of way)

[Pamoothican]

Vaud said:

You can get flushable ones.

'flushable' ones mean that you can flush them down the toilet, the thing is though, you shouldn't flush them down the toilet.

They cause havoc in sewers and at sewage treatment works. If you ever have the misfortune of being flooded from surcharged sewers you'll understand.

[hidetheelephants]

Vaud said:

hidetheelephants said:

Wet wipes are the work of beelzebub and people who flush them should be strung from lampposts by their heels.

You can get flushable ones.

The makers claiming flushability doesn't stop them being a giant pain in the arse for the poor bds who have to maintain sewage systems; one or other of the science programmes did a test of the so-called flushable wipes and none even met the frankly useless requirements set voluntarily by industry.