What's the best bit of advice you have been given?

[Robster]

Think mine was surround myself with the right people!

[mp3manager]

Never get married.

[tuffer]

Inaction is the worst course of action.

[Voldemort]

When re-creating *that* scene from Last Tango In Paris it's absolutely vital to make sure the butter is unsalted.

[Tom1312]

Go honest early.

[The Mad Monk]

Look both ways before crossing the road.

I sometimes give this as a tip to taxi drivers. It's usually well received.

[Djtemeka]

Don't screw the crew 😂

[mike74]

Avoid anything with t*ts or wheels... it will only cost you money.

[Fleegle]

Measure twice, cut once

[48Valves]

Never drink in a pub with a flat roof.

[Drummond Baize]

The best advice I ever got was from a box of matches; it said "Keep dry and away from children" and I have done ever since.

[stitched]

When preparing chillis empty bladder first and wear gloves.

[grumbledoak]

Not life changing, but one you'll be thankful for:

Never pass up the opportunity to have a piss.

[daddy cool]

Let the Wookie win.

[motco]

grumbledoak said:

Not life changing, but one you'll be thankful for:

Never pass up the opportunity to have a piss.

Never trust a fart and never waste an erection.

[Barmyfluid]

Never ever bloody anything,ever.

[john2443]

Don't start a thread that's been done at least twice before

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=821...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=605...

[austinsmirk]

when dealing with arguing adults/children or difficult work situations/projects/staff

count to 10 before you answer

and take the "long and slow" approach.

[Morningside]

My fathers:
Keep warm
Keep active

Always have your own bank account.

[Pieman68]

Don't marry her she's fking mental

Wish I'd listened