What's the best bit of advice you have been given?

[227bhp]

They all end up like their mothers.

[P-Jay]

"If we do what we did, we'll get what we got".

It's been kind to me when I've caught myself trying to turn failure into success by doing the same thing harder.

[Cold]

Nothing ever lasts so don't get too attached.

[s p a c e m a n]

At the age of 14.. Girls are just as horney as you are, they just don't advertise it.

[bobtail4x4]

my grandad told me "get em drunk lad it loosens their morals"

[mark.c]

For two very different scenarios but:

Stay low and move fast

The only way out is through.

[putonghua73]

Sex should be like acting: no animals, and no children

[deltahotel]

If it floats, fly's or fks: rent it

[Mr Snrub]

It's not gay if it's in a three way

[Hoofy]

s p a c e m a n said:

At the age of 14.. Girls are just as horney as you are, they just don't advertise it.

And the next one...

bobtail4x4 said:

my grandad told me "get em drunk lad it loosens their morals"

[Hoofy]

48Valves said:

Never drink in a pub with a flat roof.

Why not?

[Morningside]

Mr Snrub said:

It's not gay if it's in a three way

I would say with two other men it is!

[Hoofy]

Morningside said:

Mr Snrub said:

It's not gay if it's in a three way

I would say with two other men it is!

What if your wife is watching??

[xjay1337]

fk the police.

[ZOLLAR]

Never buy cheap bin bags/black bags.

I ignored this advice once and sorely regretted it one cold rainy morning rushing to put the bins out..

[Marvtec]

Never ever give in to blackmail or ultimatums.

[Spudler]

If it looks right...tis right.

[turbobloke]

Paddle your own canoe.

[MartynVRS]

Buy cheap, pay twice. Especially when it comes to car parts.

[gtidriver]

Get a job that gives you a side line for private/cash work. Don't eat yellow snow.