Things that shouldn't exist but do.

[parakitaMol.]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Mr Gearchange said:

ReallyReallyGood said:

Homeopathy.

Very much this. Really makes me angry that this utter codst is available for sale anywhere - let along a motherfking chemist FFS.

The homeopathy society booked The Cure to play their Xmas party. But The Cure couldn't make it, so Placebo turned up instead. Fortunately no one spotted the difference.

Brilliant.

[Ayahuasca]

StevieBee said:

skinnyman said:

Cancer, and specifically children's cancer.

Why evolution saw fit to make this a thing I don't know. Horrible horrible disease.

Agree with the sentiment but cancer is a product of evolution which itself is a process of trial and error. Who's to say that evolution will not eventually rid us of it?

For evolution to rid us of cancer, people with cancer would have to die before reproducing. Not sure that is a viable cure really.

[Dr Jekyll]

Ayahuasca said:

For evolution to rid us of cancer, people with cancer would have to die before reproducing. Not sure that is a viable cure really.

Cancer is largely a disease of old age though, perhaps partly for that reason.

[hora]

brrapp said:

conkerman said:

Whole Chicken in a can.

Wow! Is that a real thing? Is it a chicken shaped can, or is it a big normal shaped can with gaps, or are the bones made flexible in some way so the chicken can be squeezed in tight ? I'd love to see this.

On Sunday i would have eaten that whole - I was beyond hungry.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Ayahuasca said:

For evolution to rid us of cancer, people with cancer would have to die before reproducing. Not sure that is a viable cure really.

That would work for genetic / inherited cancers, but not for environmentally caused cancers. And many cancers are just a one off blip in an individual. Fatal childhood cancers obviously didn't occur in either of that child's parents.

[Ayahuasca]

Women farting.

[Dr Jekyll]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

That would work for genetic / inherited cancers, but not for environmentally caused cancers.

Is there really a distinction though? If everyone smoked, lung cancer would be regarded as genetic.

[glenrobbo]

Bloody annoying cold callers: PPI, Accident Claims, Double glazing, Energy surveys, the list goes on. Just FK OFF!!!

[Jazzy Jag]

Dianne Abbott

[geeks]

Bono

[talksthetorque]

exelero said:

I would like to add Easily Offended Individuals

I'm not easily offended personally but I think it's outrageous that you think they shouldn't exist.

I bet you voted Brexit.

[bearman68]

glenrobbo said:

Bloody annoying cold callers: PPI, Accident Claims, Double glazing, Energy surveys, the list goes on. Just FK OFF!!!

Oh this, so much this. I was actually having this discussion today with my business partner. Government want to help businesses, make this cold calling st go away.

[marmitemania]

OpulentBob said:

Food banks.
Unemployment "benefits".
Laura fking Ashley.
Electronic buzzers of any kind.
France.
Velcro - learn to tie shoelaces, you fking div.
ADHD/ADD.
"Glandular" weight problems.
Mobility scooters for aforementioned "glandular" problems.
PH NP&E forum.
PH Watch forum.
Cats.
X Factor.
Vape lounges.
Smoking rooms at airports.
Ferries to France.
IT "professionals" - if you did your fking job properly, you'd not be needed to tell us to "turn it off and on again".
Divorce lawyers - Whatever happened to "wife for life"?
Puncture kits for pushbikes.
Spare wheels for cars.


That's just in 5 minutes while I wait for my tea to brew.

Yes, yes and yes to all of the above but if you are having France, why not add in Germany also? Scratch that Europe full stop! Drug addicts, Pedo's , rapists in fact criminals on the whole, politicians although I think I may have covered that with the criminals, reality television....................the list can and will go on.

[marmitemania]

john2443 said:

I know that this is a bit controversial, but -

Tea.

Horrible stuff.

When I'm Prime Minister it will be banned along with Marmite and any mention or advertising of Christmas* more than a month beforehand.

• Restriction also applies to other festivals, but in the UK C'mas is the worst one for starting 6 months ahead.

Hang on a min. You're coming on a bit strong with this Tea and Marmite thing. They are the two things vital to life.

[Smiler.]

Litter.

s.

The theme tune for Silent Witness.

[maxdb]

Anal.

[catman]

maxdb said:

Anal.

Have a bad experience?

Tim

[exelero]

talksthetorque said:

I'm not easily offended personally but I think it's outrageous that you think they shouldn't exist.

I bet you voted Brexit.

I wasn't allowed to vote

[talksthetorque]

exelero said:

I wasn't allowed to vote

That's outrageous!

[exelero]

Well, not everyone was, people with different origins other than British were not

That's racism/discrimination for you