What pretentious businesses have you come across?

What pretentious businesses have you come across?

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MDMA .

8,901 posts

102 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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JagerT said:
Just looked at the menu. £1.50 for 2 slices of toast smile you could buy a fking shop for that round here.

skinnyman

1,641 posts

94 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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J4CKO said:
Locally we have an "Artisan Market" and to be fair, there is some nice stuff but I avoid it now as end up spending a load of money on some expensive and weird cheese, some deeply mediocre beer, Chilli sauce I never end up eating, some drastically overpriced sweets and she usually buys a bit of driftwood with a picture on it or some nonesense.
I can relate to this. They're clever though, you get sucked into the atmosphere of it all then get home with something thinking "what the fk am I supposed to do with this now".

7mike

3,010 posts

194 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Anything with the word 'Solutions' in it. Smacks of unimaginative management bullst speak!

StevieBee

12,926 posts

256 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Wacky Racer said:
Indeed.

Anyone who spends more than £100 on a watch needs to give their head a wobble.

My last watch cost £6 and lasted twelve years..
Same with cars. A friend bought an old Mondeo for 500 quid 10 years ago and is still serving him well - quite why anyone thinks spending £50k or £100k on a car is acceptable is mad.

....and have you seen the size of houses some people live in. And the holiday's they take?

Granfondo

12,241 posts

207 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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StevieBee said:
Wacky Racer said:
Indeed.

Anyone who spends more than £100 on a watch needs to give their head a wobble.

My last watch cost £6 and lasted twelve years..
Same with cars. A friend bought an old Mondeo for 500 quid 10 years ago and is still serving him well - quite why anyone thinks spending £50k or £100k on a car is acceptable is mad.

....and have you seen the size of houses some people live in. And the holiday's they take?
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zb

2,658 posts

165 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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p4cks

6,917 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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zb said:
There was one of these in Newcastle, of all places. You'll never guess what happened to it...

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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zb said:
That's the worst one so far on this thread. Also should be in the 'things that exist but shouldn't' thread

Kermit power

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28,673 posts

214 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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zb said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Kermit power said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?
A guy who goes in my local drinks Becks Blue shandy

Either way, I reckon that most pubs offer soft drinks too so just go to one of those.

Yipper

5,964 posts

91 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Kermit power said:
zb said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?
Given the coffee shop is the "new pub" for under-21s, Dry Edinburgh is actually a forward-thinking business rather than a pretentious one. Alcohol is quietly going out of fashion for young folk and the days of socialising while harming one's health (by alcohol and tobacco) is steadily fading from the cultural landscape. Sounds pretentious, of course, but staying healthy is more important than ever. This offers a possible alternative to the coffee shop and pub.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Kermit power said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?
I see your problem there. You're drinking crappy InBev brews.

If you drink quality lagers, especially European pilsners, there is a whole world of diverse flavours out there.

Kermit power

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28,673 posts

214 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Trabi601 said:
Kermit power said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?
I see your problem there. You're drinking crappy InBev brews.

If you drink quality lagers, especially European pilsners, there is a whole world of diverse flavours out there.
I've tried a few, but they're all just so bland and fizzy compared to a decent bitter that I really don't see the point in bothering.

CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Trabi601 said:
I see your problem there. You're drinking crappy InBev brews.

If you drink quality lagers, especially European pilsners, there is a whole world of diverse flavours out there.
Having recently spent a week in Bavaria and Plzn (the home of pilsner) I can vouch for that!

J4CKO

41,623 posts

201 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Kermit power said:
Trabi601 said:
Kermit power said:
I quite like the idea of that, but I bet they charge similar prices to alcoholic drinks, despite not having to pay the duty. irked

Why, though, would they bother with alcohol free lager? confused Surely nobody actually drinks lager for the flavour, given that they all basically taste the same?
I see your problem there. You're drinking crappy InBev brews.

If you drink quality lagers, especially European pilsners, there is a whole world of diverse flavours out there.
I've tried a few, but they're all just so bland and fizzy compared to a decent bitter that I really don't see the point in bothering.
I love lager and make no apologies, Bitter I generally find a bit insipid, I have made an effort, I just prefer lager but especially the IPA type beers, sometimes enjoy a pint of bitter, Holts MPA in our local is nice.

I think Stella is quite nice, San Miguel I find a bit sweet and the cooking ones are generally forgettable but good with a curry, Peroni is ok but to be honest I think it tastes the same as Stella, as does Becks, Budvar etc, not really that much to separate them.

Stella just has an image problem, the drink itself is a fairly decent full bodied lager, nothing exceptional but a step above Fosters, Carling etc, I think a Corna can be rather pleasant on a warm day, I mean, come on, bitter on a hot day ? its fine in winter but when its warm, no chance.

Easy to get snobbish and I have tied pretty much every beer in our local palace of beers, The Bottle Stop in Bramhall but I know what I like, I dont get snobby about beer.

caelite

4,274 posts

113 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Cafè Nero. I mean its nice but I always feel hard done walking out £7 down from an 'OK' coffee and fancy pastry.

I also absolutely hate going into jewellers. Could be because I'm young and not the most well spoken but I always feel like I'm being treated with contempt even when I'm about to put a few hundred £ down. I love watches but have taken to buying exclusively online, not for the marginally cheaper prices but for the genuinely better buying experience.

Edited by caelite on Monday 23 January 21:46

MJK 24

5,648 posts

237 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Audi UK

Olivero

2,152 posts

210 months

Tuesday 24th January 2017
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I live in Brooklyn. There is a store close by that sells "Artisan sharpend pencils"...

mike74

3,687 posts

133 months

Tuesday 24th January 2017
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7mike said:
Anything with the word 'Solutions' in it. Smacks of unimaginative management bullst speak!
Ditto ''logistics''

StuTheGrouch

5,735 posts

163 months

Tuesday 24th January 2017
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Olivero said:
I live in Brooklyn. There is a store close by that sells "Artisan sharpend pencils"...
We need a link or a picture of that!

Are the pencils themselves different? Or is that they have been sharpened in a pointless (not literally) way?