What pretentious businesses have you come across?

[ecs]

romeogolf said:

An estate agent local to us. Just read the bio of their "CEO"...

http://www.saxecoburg.eu/meet-the-team/

Guess they couldn't find a map of Dorset to use on their website?

[Yipper]

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

[Hoofy]

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

If they ate more meat they'd be less angry.

[MyPasswordIsntSecure]

Hoofy said:

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

If they ate more meat they'd be less angry.

Did you see the full meltdown?!

All I have to say is...

'fk you Bethany! and fk your plans!!!'

[can't remember]

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

Cafe named after the smell of the owners?

[Monkeylegend]

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

Very few customers, check.

[Hoofy]

MyPasswordIsntSecure said:

Hoofy said:

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

If they ate more meat they'd be less angry.

Did you see the full meltdown?!

All I have to say is...

'fk you Bethany! and fk your plans!!!'

I was always under the impression that you were supposed to be polite to customers even if you thought they were dicks.

[MyPasswordIsntSecure]

Hoofy said:

I was always under the impression that you were supposed to be polite to customers even if you thought they were dicks.

Ah but... in the day and age where managers of 'hip' places think they know best, because vegan/hipster/some rubbish, the customer should be thankful they are allowed to use such an establishment.

[oceanview]

Hoofy said:

Yipper said:

Vegan cafe in the Mail today.

Silly hat, check.
Weird beard, check.
Blackboard with chalk menu, check.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226478/Ve...

If they ate more meat they'd be less angry.

His head looks too big for his body- or is his body too small for his head??

Out of business before you know it.

[bomb]

They'll be out of business by this time next week.

[bazza white]

Check the Facebook thread I posted a link to loads of their posts. It's jaw dropping what they are spouting out