Smells you like/dislike ?

Smells you like/dislike ?

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rossub

4,442 posts

190 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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I've had to take a steroid nose spray daily for the last 8 years and now have very little sense of smell - maybe 5% what it was frown

Can't even smell my own farts biggrin

Kermit power

28,642 posts

213 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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I love the smell of cigarettes. Not cigarette smoke, but the smell of unlit cigarettes in the pack.

I utterly loathe the smell of coffee.

When we were buying our first house, some bloody Channel 4 programme had not long previously recommended having freshly brewed coffee in the house when doing a showing.

At one point, I was trying to persuade my wife to go for an unpleasant, overpriced little place just because it stank of wet Alsatians, which made it smell better to me than all the bloody places we'd seen reeking of coffee! irked

grumpy52

5,579 posts

166 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Baby lotion .
On freshly bathed babies as they nod off to sleep,all is well with the world then .
Castrol R .
The smell of a reace circuit on an autumn morning ,the wisp of mist as the sun burns through .
Bacon n eggs cooking on a frosty morning .

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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grumpy52 said:
Baby lotion .
On freshly bathed babies as they nod off to sleep,all is well with the world then .
This was first to my mind. absolutely nothing better.

Others:
Freshly cut grass
New carpets
New tarmac
Coffee
My local sainsburys local as they bring all the fresh bread and pastries out in the morning.
Dettol
Swimming pools
BBQ's before they have had any food thrown on.
that fresh snowy smell after a heavy snow fall
Waking up to bacon and eggs wafting up the stairs.

Hates:
Ever unscrewed the U Bend on a sink or shower? eurgh
Ever removed a toilet and got a whiff of the open soil stack? double eurgh with some retching thrown in.
Walking past the body shop, makes me feel sick
Any sickly perfumes, home scents, candles the lot.
My disgusting local fish and chip shop, can smell the foul greasy st from hundreds of yards away.

The absolute worst, (even worse than the st stack) is someone who has just had a cigarette, and blown out the last drag a millisecond before entering the room you are in. Once had some salesman come to my house and had to ask him to leave as it was disgusting smelling the smoke on his breath and clothes, tab end was on my lawn too. wker.









MX5_Nuts

1,487 posts

107 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Love the smell of..

Morning pussy
Parma violet sweets
2 stroke engine
Pritt stick
Tobacco (unburnt)
Dog ears
Candy floss
Burning wood.

Dislike:

Local farm
Fast food outlets
Next doors regular bonfire burning fking green waste
My misses cooking.






AndrewCrown

2,286 posts

114 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Love

The way pubs used to smell, beer, spirits, cigarette smoke, fire wood, etc.... every so often I find a pub that smells like this...last time was last year in Split..and recently in Vietnam.

Outboard engine exhaust through seawater

Any burning tobacco

A decent Bordeaux

Cordite curling up as you eject the cartridge (already mentioned)

Calor gas stove on a freezing cold morning

Workshops

Roasting beef

Acqua di Parma

Women wearing Chanel No.5


Dislike

Kitchen after someone has cooked smoked fish

Diesel fumes...even my FFRR can make me wretch sometimes

Thrush

That awful cheese fug on entering a restaurant mainly serving Swiss fondue (though I like the fondue)

Seal colonies...it's a smell worse than anything I have ever experienced

Bins in hot countries on a hot day








Bradgate

2,823 posts

147 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Likes :
Leather
Old cars
Red wine
Hops
Raspberries
Horses, despite being allergic to them.
Haylage

Dislikes:
Flowers
Schools
Air freshener
Modern Vauxhalls
Worst of all, Lush shops.




Edited by Bradgate on Sunday 12th February 20:16

Plymo

1,152 posts

89 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Likes:
Pipe smoke
2 stroke
Non-cat exhaust
Jet engines
Avgas (and the smell of it inside planes)
Curry
Grease

Dislikes:
Heavy fuel oil (Stinks of rotten eggs)
Paint
Wet dog
Cheese wotsits/quavers
Weetabix

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

163 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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I like the smell of
Petrol
Toast
Coffee even though I dislike the taste Fresh cut grass
Freshly baked bread/cakes
Leather
Fresh, crisp ten or twenty pound note out of the ATM
Shisha even though it's not my thing

Dislike
Smell of weed, makes me feel drowsy and sick
Smelly breath
Cigarette smell, used to like it once


Freds

947 posts

137 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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No mention of vagina yet ? Like or dislike...........whistle

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

163 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Freds said:
No mention of vagina yet ? Like or dislike...........whistle
Third post.

texaxile

3,290 posts

150 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Like:
The smell of air conditioned air from a stand alone unit, slightly damp and takes me back to my childhood in Oman.

Archers Peach schnapps. I hate the taste though.

raw tobacco.

digestives.

fried garlic.

Hate:
skanky meat, especially pork.

stale piss.

cigarettes.





mikebradford

2,518 posts

145 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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love:
The smell of coconut , when its the body cream my wife uses. Hate coconut in any food though.

New Cars
New carpets
Cut grass
Bacon being cooked

Hate:
The smell of the grease you get when people don't clean out old frying pans, makes my wrench.
The smell of Stella Artois, only larger that ever made me sick. I think it brings back bad memory's.
Candles when they have just been put out. Wife loves them. I hate them with a passion.



Edited by mikebradford on Sunday 12th February 21:14

moleamol

15,887 posts

263 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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There's an unsettling amount of dog sniffers on here.

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

157 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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Chicken soup;
Was fed it once when recovering from food poisoning in hospital (kidneys nearly gave up) and ever since can't smell it without feeling like I'm going to wretch.

Another one for liking 2-stroke, from watching the support races of BSB back when I did the bike thing. Never owner a 2 stroke anything.

csd19

2,189 posts

117 months

Sunday 12th February 2017
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moleamol said:
There's an unsettling amount of dog sniffers on here.
And not a huge number of pussy sniffers either...

Martin350

3,775 posts

195 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Dog ears and pussy are both fine with me! yes

Ki3r

7,816 posts

159 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Bananas. Can't stand the smell. Makes me gag.

Years ago my little brother was sat on the sofa between my parents having just eaten a banana. I was sat on the floor in front of the sofa eating fish and chips. Brother threw up all over my fish and chips. Horrible chewed up banana. The smell was horrible.

I hadn't noticed he had thrown up over my food and carried on eating. My parents had noticed but didn't think to tell me. I ate some.

Ever since then the smell makes me gag.

Worst time was baby sitting my exes daughter after my exes step dad died. She was with her mum and I said I'd look after her daughter to help. Her daughter had a banana for a snack and then whilst sat on the sofa watching TV together she throws up. Goes all over me. She starts crying (she was 2), doesn't want me to let her go. Just wants to cuddle. It's all down my top and jeans. All I wanted to do was jump in the shower.

Can still remember the feeling of just sitting there wanting to cry myself ha.

GT03ROB

13,262 posts

221 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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I dislike the smell coming from the drains in my apartment at the moment, I know that.... vomit

Blanchimont

4,076 posts

122 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Like:

The smell of petrol
Tyre smoke.
My washing powder, I can't remember what make it is, but smells ace. Been sniffing my hoodie all night!
Cooking Bacon.
Sterility, mainly in hospitals.
New car smell.
Dettol

Dislikes

Smokey Diesels.
sick - the smell makes me feel sick
fallout remover when cleaning cars. st fking stinks, but works well!
dogst, makes me heave!
B.O.