i wanna tell you a story.

[PieSlayer]

Looks like we have a new entry for the forum fantasists thread...

[Thankyou4calling]

Good afternoon.

Thankyou for the feedback and advice most of which I have studiously ifnored.

Love is blind and I am definitely in the Stevie Wonder category.

HOWEVER..................

There have been significant developments.

I have found a new tenant for the property I rented, it matches that which I paid out upfront albeit monthly and of course I have pledged that money to the lady in question in exchange for co-habitation with her as her friend has now vacated their property and I'm assured I can move in soon.

My mum will miss me but onward and upward.

I actually feel more positive about the future than for some time.

[Prohibiting]

Don't feed the troll.

[Gavia]

What a crock of st

[anonymous-user]

She's stared sprinkling coke on the end of the strap on hasn't she

[6th Gear]

OP, you have mental issues.

Seek help.

[DuraAce]

Troll/Sad Loser. I feel for you either way OP. Either your life is that pathetic and empty you have to make this up, or you're actually living the joke existence that you describe.

Ridiculous either way.

[glenrobbo]

Ignore them OP, it sounds like you are both ideally suited to each other








ETA: and no arguments about who wears the trousers...

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 25th February 14:47

[Swampy1982]

Thankyou4calling said:

Good afternoon.

Thankyou for the feedback and advice most of which I have studiously ifnored.

Love is blind and I am definitely in the Stevie Wonder category.

HOWEVER..................

There have been significant developments.

I have found a new tenant for the property I rented, it matches that which I paid out upfront albeit monthly and of course I have pledged that money to the lady in question in exchange for co-habitation with her as her friend has now vacated their property and I'm assured I can move in soon.

My mum will miss me but onward and upward.

I actually feel more positive about the future than for some time.

quoted just in case

[KrazyIvan]

It's all just bkss isn't it.

[glenrobbo]

KrazyIvan said:

It's all just bkss isn't it.

Yes, but they're nailed to a plank...

[jhonn]

Thankyou4calling said:

...posted some lame stuff...

To keep a reader or an audience interested a story needs a good plot, and after a promising first chapter I'm sorry to say OP that you've lost it. You've moved from potentially biographical to pulp-fiction trash.

If you want to save this thread you need to up your game.

[Frank7]

Monkeylegend said:

To many broken hearts have fallen in the river
To many broken souls have drifted out to sea
You lay your bets and then you pay the price
The things we do for love, the things we do for love.

Pretty sure that when Stewart and Goldman wrote it, they
wrote TOO many broken hearts, and TOO many broken souls.
I digress, the OP has mugged himself off rotten if any of what
he wrote is remotely true, one can only feel sorry for him.

[King Herald]

Come on, I think everybody knows it is a massive troll, but a very successful one with this many pages now devoted to it.

[AndStilliRise]

It has been over a year. OP was all this made up, then?

[AppleJuice]

TL;DR Page 1 -> Page 24.

Brief summary of Pages 2-23?

Looks like a troll-lol-lol-lol though.

[AndStilliRise]

OP is still active on other thread's. Would be nice to know.

[Thankyou4calling]

Thanks for your interest.

It does annoy me when an OP asks for advice on anything, buying a car, getting wheels refurbed, building a shed or fixing a relationship so I owe it to my followers and doubters to say, it was very much true, all happened and somehow miraculously I live to tell the tale.

[AndStilliRise]

Thankyou4calling said:

Thanks for your interest.

It does annoy me when an OP asks for advice on anything, buying a car, getting wheels refurbed, building a shed or fixing a relationship so I owe it to my followers and doubters to say, it was very much true, all happened and somehow miraculously I live to tell the tale.

Interesting, thanks for replying. Could you tell us how the story ended please, I was originally taken back by the entire thread.

[anonymous-user]

Thankyou4calling said:

Thanks for your interest.

It does annoy me when an OP asks for advice on anything, buying a car, getting wheels refurbed, building a shed or fixing a relationship so I owe it to my followers and doubters to say, it was very much true, all happened and somehow miraculously I live to tell the tale.

followers ?
You should join up with that's social media influencer woman
Sort of a double act thing