The thread for puns not jokes...

[lucido grigio]

davhill said:

lucido grigio said:

I'll have a slice of that.

What, trying to butter me up?

Don't spread it around or I'll get in a jam.

[PoleDriver]

Would this be the right time to bring up my malady?

[davhill]

PoleDriver said:

Would this be the right time to bring up my malady?

Marmalady ?

[lucido grigio]

This needs preserving or it may be {bread} binned.

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

Marmalady ?

[ajprice]

davhill said:

What, trying to butter me up?

He wants some before they're scone.

[FiF]

ajprice said:

davhill said:

What, trying to butter me up?

He wants some before they're scone.

Could it be a she, aka Victoria sponging a free cake off the forum, the fat rascal.

[lucido grigio]

FiF said:

ajprice said:

davhill said:

What, trying to butter me up?

He wants some before they're scone.

Could it be a she, aka Victoria sponging a free cake off the forum, the fat rascal.

You've Stollen my idea....

[PoleDriver]

lucido grigio said:

FiF said:

ajprice said:

davhill said:

What, trying to butter me up?

He wants some before they're scone.

Could it be a she, aka Victoria sponging a free cake off the forum, the fat rascal.

You've Stollen my idea....

There's a lot of it about, and highly organised too!
Genoa, it's probably in Dundee by now, or even Madeira!

[davhill]

Right said thread, or is this a thread that's dead Fred?

[FiF]

Well it's about time some more folk cottoned onto things, lifted the wool from their eyes, and wove a few more puns into the tapestry that is PH.

[twing]

Im over bayeux butty

[PoleDriver]

Sorry, I've been busy all week!
I'll be back on Punday!

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Sorry, I've been busy all week!
I'll be back on Punday!

Is zat a day for puns then?



( Good to see you are all playing nicely. )

[glenrobbo]

twing said:

Im over bayeux butty

Are you hiding in the tapas tree? You'll get a snack if you don't come down!

[PoleDriver]

glenrobbo said:

twing said:

Im over bayeux butty

Are you hiding in the tapas tree? You'll get a snack if you don't come down!

Are you out an olive branch?

[mickk]

Leaf it out you two.

[twing]

mickk said:

Leaf it out you two.

Not sure where this all this anger stems from

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

mickk said:

Leaf it out you two.

Not sure where this all this anger stems from

Let's try and get to the root of this!

[twing]

I'm not sure we have thyme for that