The thread for puns not jokes...

The thread for puns not jokes...

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Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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glenrobbo said:
PoleDriver said:
FTFY,
Thankyou Spartacus. thumbup


scratchchin Hang on a minute.... I'm Spartacus!
And I am your twin brother.

FiF

43,959 posts

250 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Hang on guys, we've got Castrol and bks here.

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Oil come back to you on that!

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Oil come back to you on that!
No need to be crude !

twing

4,986 posts

130 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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I thought he was quite slick to be fair

mickk

28,769 posts

241 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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You're all being rather fuelish.

FiF

43,959 posts

250 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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It's ok as long as you apply a filter and thus prevent yourself looking a dipstick.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Got a problem with my Mobil phone ,making my BP rise.


FiF

43,959 posts

250 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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Give it a Nokia on the desktop, but be honest it did get dropped when you went Blackberrying.

RDMcG

19,093 posts

206 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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FiF said:
Give it a Nokia on the desktop, but be honest it did get dropped when you went Blackberrying.
Probably just an Apple-ication error.

twing

4,986 posts

130 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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RDMcG said:
Probably just an Apple-ication error.
That was appsolutely awful

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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This thread seems to have sprung a leek today!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

232 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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well are you going to get to the root of the problem, or just hope something will turnip?

FiF

43,959 posts

250 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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Yes it needed a carrot to get some new pun-nets sprouting out of the PH sages, but it's getting increasingly chard.

RDMcG

19,093 posts

206 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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FiF said:
Yes it needed a carrot to get some new pun-nets sprouting out of the PH sages, but it's getting increasingly chard.
Sometimes you have to beet it out of them

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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I remember when all this was greens!

twing

4,986 posts

130 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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RDMcG said:
Sometimes you have to beet it out of them
I think we should tread gingerly

ajprice

27,312 posts

195 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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twing said:
RDMcG said:
Sometimes you have to beet it out of them
I think we should tread gingerly
And take our thyme about it.

RDMcG

19,093 posts

206 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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[quote=ajprice
And take our thyme about it.
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a sage observation


lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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RDMcG said:
[quote=ajprice
And take our thyme about it.
a sage observation
Cumin again ....ears

That might not work.