The thread for puns not jokes...

[FiF]

Oops, yes, not so good if evidence of penduline tits, or even worse, thrush.

[mybrainhurts]

Red Kite at night, shepherd's delight...

[twing]

mybrainhurts said:

Red Kite at night, shepherd's delight...

Blue sky in the morning, ambiwlans warning

[Dr Jekyll]

Brexit, pursued by a Blair.

[davhill]

I know how to identify a Kodiak bear. It takes your picture before it eats you.

Edited by davhill on Monday 20th February 05:03

[mickk]

This should develop nicely.

[FiF]

Someone will be along shortly to apply a fixer. Meanwhile the rest of us will be kept in the dark room.

[Hugo a Gogo]

I don't want to expose my ignorance, but we have to remain focused here

[Monkeylegend]

Anybody care?

[glenrobbo]

I do. Do you wanna lens a hand?

[glenrobbo]

Stop being so negative. Aperture got a sense of humour?

[FiF]

Leica it or not, now is not the time to shutter it up.

[Hugo a Gogo]

the thread's zooming off in another direction, I wish you'd f.ing stop

[FiF]

Excellent, was trying to work in a gag about the stop at the end of every sentence. Meanwhile it seemed the only Praktica-l solution was to keep shooting and let each of us Canon off each other.

[PoleDriver]

Mind you don't have a hypo!

[glenrobbo]

You must all be on Minolta-ing drugs!

[glenrobbo]

Everyone writing on here should pay a Pentax. If you don't, I'll get Nikon to you.

[PoleDriver]

Now you're just trying to be flash!

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

Now you're just trying to be flash!

What? Saviour of the Universe??

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Now you're just trying to be flash!

Sorry, it's a poor trait. There is a better model. Ya,shica-n pose for you. You'd Leica. Wanna meter? Or you could try Pod.